Random Crap

1.  I am sick and tired of hearing nothing but negativity and fear come out of the mouths of our government officials.  Everything is the end of the world to these idiots except for the stuff that could actually end the world.

2.  Trader Joe's has been worth the wait.  Great food and even better service.  If you haven't gone because you are "too cool" to believe the hype, good.  Stay away.

3.  South OP just created 30 jobs for residents of KCMO/KCK by opening up a new Arbys on 149th street

4.  I went to the dentist this week to get a tooth fixed that I broke eating ribs at Gates.  They prescribed my some Vicodin for the pain but you would of thought that they were transferring over the launch codes for our nukes.  Don't we have better things to worry about?

5.  I now have over 600 apps from the apple store for my Iphone & Ipad - Out of those I use 20 on a regular basis

6.  Sway Calloway is the new morning show host at Shade 45 - If you are a fan of Hip Hop, this is can't miss radio.

7.  White Trash is more attitude than income.  You would be surprised at how much WT there is out here in South OP.

F OFF Elitist

Excuse me if I don't wait in line to kiss the rings on the fingers of our elected elitist officials that supposedly save the world.  Let's be honest here, all they did was increase the limit on their credit card (and they OWN the credit card).  The financial experts all agree, this bill is garbage and will do NOTHING to solve the real problem in D.C.

Our government has completely spun out of control and the biggest offenders reside in the Senate.  It is time that we cut back the length of their terms or put term limits on the most corrupt 100 people in the nation.  This group of douche bags not only take the most money from special interest groups but they also control the most import committees.

Selena Gomez Bikini

Reese Witherspoon Bikini

Mila vs. Portman

Two movies with the same damn story within 3 months of each other?  The originality of Hollywood is amazing.

Headline of the Day

"Winehouse Cause of Death Undetermined"

Your kidding right?

It's always a white guy

Whenever a story like this happens you know that the suspect is white and has a cheesy mustache. At least the city was safe from Topeka residents for a couple of hours.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

Do gangsters, rapists, murderers and other psychos take it easy when it is hot out?  Hell no.  If anything they step up their game.  Can you imagine what this group could do with some decent weather?  

1.  This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2.  Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time.  Shooting.
3.  Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4.  Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.

There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.

Pete Rock & Smif N Wessun "That's Hard" feat. Styles P & Sean Price

Picture of the Week

FREAKING AWESOME

Winehouse Dead

Who had 27 in the death pool?

The Wire - The Metro is F'd

It's always the same neighborhoods and headlines in the police blotter. The metro has been desensitized to violence in those neighborhoods which means that nothing will ever be done to solve the problems there.  It has become as much a part of our city as BBQ and crappy baseball.  

1.  Happy Rock Cop dragged for 2 blocks by one of our stand up citizens. 

2.  Blunts will cost more in the metro thanks to this mushroom hunter. 

3.  Another North East arson fire improves property values in the metros bests neighborhood to raise a child with a lifespan of 23 years of age.

4.  It takes the KCMO police department 30 years to catch a rapist (and they are bragging about it)

5.  Nothing beats the classic drive by - 1 dead - 1 injured - North East again.

6.  The last thing you expect in a bar fight is someone pulling a chainsaw out.

Ghostface Killah - 2getha Baby

Almost Daily Link Blast

There is a chance that I got carried away with this post but what the hell else are you suppose to do while watching the women play soccer?  (I just watched them miss their 3rd penalty kick).

1. The 50 most popular women on the internet (or so google says)
2.  Pay attention JOCO soccer moms -  6 reasons to ditch the credit cards.
3.  Finally something good to watch at a baseball game - Boob Grab oops.
4.  Crap to buy cheaply in July.
5.  MLB All-Star Drinking Game
6.  Top 20 Road Trip movies
7.  Gomez vs. Cyrus - Whose better?
8.  Great article about Whitey Bulgers youth.
9.  Awesome ADULT Tree Houses
10.  Vintage Kansas City
11.  Some of the worst examples of parking I have ever seen
12.  Women of Poker - 35 hottest
13.  Top 100 andorid apps (for those of you that didn't step up and buy an iphone)
14.  Netflix upped its price, is it still worth it?
15.  Some great companies that wont hire your unemployed ass.
16.  19 most hated companies in the United States.   How is GE not on this list?
17.  I have no idea how to explain this disturbing crap. 60 PICS
18.  101 Useful websites (other than this one)
19.  Hottest women @ The ESPY'S
20.  12 Awesomely weird houses for sale
21.  Note to Guys - Remove your garbage disposals NOW.
22. Are you drinking bad wine?
23.  Cheesy = Kick Ass roadside attractions.
24.  Yes Kansas City, you dress like crap.
25.  Do people still go to Hooters?  5 Times that going there is a bad idea.
26.  12 Running tips for beginners.
27.  100 worst baseball players of all time 

Random Axe "Random Call"