Question of the Day

If kids vandalize an unaccredited school in the hood, does it really happen? 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Please help an unaccredited KCMO school kid read these.  

1.  The most annoying thing in JOCO is the "wine snob".  11 tips on how to be a wine loving douche bag.

2.  8 tips to get benefits out of that hot "friend" of yours.  

3.  5 ways to make PB&J better.

4.  Remember when Best Buy was profitable?  Flyer from 15 years ago.

5.  Ever heard of #friskyfriday ? Apparently skanks on twitter post pictures of themselves every Friday...

6.  Toys your kids will want for Christmas this year

7.  10 of the hottest Jewish chicks in Hollywood. 

8.  Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Universe 

9.  20 most typecast characters in Hollywood history.

10.  Shanina Shaik.  Who the hell is this?

11.  Mayweather vs. Larry Merchant 

The Wire - Approach To Danger

This weekend was one of the most productive in the history of the East Side.  For now on 2-4 murders in a few day span will be considered peaceful and lackluster which makes you wonder if the competitive spirit in the East Side will rise to the occasion and go for double digits.  What's to stop them?  The mayor that can't control his own pimp slapping son?  The Chief of police that we don't have?  The citizens that live in the war zone that no longer resembles a city and is closer to South Lebanon?  The "community activist" that have failed their community for the past decade?

Nope, the only way this will stop is when the ammo runs dry.

1.  If only the Royals could turn a triple play like our gangsters in KCMO.  3 killed and yes, 3 killed.
2.  Suicidal Teen on "Smart" avenue keeps cops away from their job.
3.  Masturbating man asks 10 year old for directions in Lenexa.  Joco continues its perv streak.
4.  Normally shooting someone in the head would be a big story but  not when people are killing in 3's.
5.  It now takes 4 KCMO residents to carjack someone.  Kinda overkill isn't it?
6.  Olathe murderer gets tracked down through his cell phone. Joco just doesn't have the quality of murderers that the East Side has.
7.  Anyone that has been on 8th and anything in KCK knows what a crap hole it is.  1 chick killed
8.  14 year old chick stalked by a 16 21 53 year old wacked out perv. NKC
9.  40 year old lawyer perv from KCMO used the internet to stalk 14 year old girls in JOCO.

ghetto boys - G-code

Miley Cyrus Panties

Looks like Miley is trying to get some of the spotlight away from Scarlet

Almost Daily Link Blast

Some crap for you uninteresting people to talk about today.  Maybe now someone will listen to you.

1.  Dude that ate raw meat in Wal Mart look like he is straight out of the East Bottoms. 

2.  Local Best Buy employees MIGHT want to consider looking for new work.

3.  9 reasons to like Sarah Palin even more.

4.  100 best "shut ups" in movie history

5.  The past 14 years of Google.  Holy crap, we are getting old. 

6.  11 facts about strippers that you need to know.

7.  Erin Andrews working out

8.  7 Types of lesbians that you will find at a gay bar

9.  11 things that governments have banned in order to protect citizens 

10.  Manny hits more than homers, ask his wife

Scary White Guy

Killed 3 people "allegedly". 

THE WIRE - Premeditated

Premeditated - characterized by fully conscious willful intent and a measure of forethought and planning
If only we could have Michael Buffer announce the start of the weekend in KC.

1.  Sitting in your house in KCMO more often than not will cause an early death.
2.  21 counts for 7 robberies is overkill isn't it?
3.  KCMO drug dealer has to give up over a million dollars in properties.  Damn!  Looks like crime payed for a bit.  43000 pills distributed.....
4.  Yet another lock down for a metro school.  This time it was due to matches...
5.  You can rob banks in the Northland with a notepad.
6.  Troost keeps it real with a quality drive-by shooting.  2 down.
7.  Westport produces a corpse. 
8.  Dollar Generals seem to be a favorite of robbers
9.  North JOCO continues its downward slide.  Stabbing
10.   Residents living in the east side MIGHT want to consider buying safes that can't be carried off by robbers.  4 people beat the F up and robbed.
11.  Father of the year  in Missouri, probably not if his daughter has anything to say about it.

Palin Proves That You Can Go Back

after going black.....

Ask for Warlock

Is Scott Parks selling his Star Trek Collection?

ANCHORMAN CLOWNS KARDASHIANS

AWESOME

Bar Sign

Nebraska Fans Like Cake?

WOW!

ALMOST DAILY LINK BLAST

Because the internet is full of useless crap and we like to read it.

1.  10 abandoned resorts that look like something from The Day After

2.  You can bitch all you want about your boss on FB and not get canned?
3.  Man sues White Castle because he is a Fat F***
4.  Ron Jaworski S***s himself on MNF broadcast
5.  7 things to bring to a bar.  Notice Kyle James didn't make this list.
6.  10 Awesome Beer Gardens 
7.  Does Rihanna make a good lingerie model?
8.  Some of you idiots still don't know how to tailgate right.  Here is a simple guide that even you can follow.
9.  Perfect video for those of you that live in the East Bottoms. - Luxury Living in a dumpster 
10.  Rest Easy, the DEA is all over Bath Salt abuse........
11.  13 Athletes killed in plane crashes
12.  Ana Ivanovic - US Open
13.  10 people with crappy jobs
14.  18 TV roles that were played by someone else first

PATHETIC

This ass clown is so full of himself that he thinks that by appearing on TV for 24 hours we will all suddenly believe.  What is the difference between Algore and a Televangelist?