Sasha Cohen Hot

 Figure Skating Awesomeness 

Story of the Day

"Police said Cohron and his father were arguing about video and photographs depicting the younger Cohron having sexual intercourse with a horse."

When Horse Whispering gets too serious. 

Kyle James Reppin the BU

" kept trying to make gang signs with hands, and claimed to run with a high-profile, violent Kansas City gang."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

KCMO Gets Dumber

The only people capable of making KCMOSD students look smart are visiting today.

Coming to a KC Neighborhood near you

Almost Daily Link Blast

Be entertained minions!

1.  Fugly liberal women plan to "fight for birth control" (cus it's illegal?) - Sluts Across America  The interactive map will let you find sluts in your zip code.

2.  5 Lies that the Federal Reserve is telling you

3.  How to make money with your yard sale without slanging rock or pimping hoes 

4.  7 of the nastiest whores on TV and Movie
5.  18 Geeky protest posters
6.  What does your underwear  say about you. Holy crap this is disturbing
7.  7 Beers to Drink this Spring
8.  Finally a site where you can find slutty women that are willing to put out for an aisle seat or room with a view.
9.  40 Questions everyone is afraid to ask
10.  10 Common things that you are overpaying for.

Vanessa Lengies hot

Picture of the Day

GRANDVIEW SHOCKER

It's not that something violent and threatening was found written on the bathroom walls no no.  The shocking part is that Grandview middle school kids can write.  

Gingrich Finally Wakes the F Up

There was a time in my life that I thought New Gingrich was an incredible politician but after his behavior in this years primary I'm done with him.  His pettiness and self centered attitude caused a great deal of damage to our cause and let's face it, there was no reason for it since he has been out of contention for almost 2 months.

Did I hear him say that Delaware was his final straw?  DELAWARE???????  That just goes to show you how out of touch he has become.  

I would feel bad for you Newt but you shared a sofa with Pelosi and well there is no way any of us could ever forget that.  Now take your ball and go home little boy.

Headline of the Day

"Man Dies After Peeing On ‘L’ Tracks In Evanston"

Streets of KCMO are now Safer

Kcmo officials believe that signs on light poles are more dangerous then guns in gang members hands.  

Finally the streets of KCMO are safe!!!

KC metro question of the day

Will the total of murders in KCMO exceed the combined number of loses between the Royals, Chiefs and Sporting Kansas CIty for 2012?  

(question updated thnx @voiceofmerril)

Finally a Titanic Gift Worth Buying

You might be a Douche Bag if..

You might be a douche bag  if.....

1.  If you believe that Legos are sexist.
2.  Take a wrong turn into Mexico with over 250k rounds of ammo
3.  You are the man in the headline "pregnant man and his wife separate"
4.  You were the doctor that couldn't figure out the cause of death on a woman that drank 10 liters of  Coke a day until you performed an autopsy.
5.  Think that a Secret Service agent admitting to checking out Sarah Palin is news.
6.  Think that lining up your students and firing blanks at them is a good idea at school.
7.  That Starbucks put crushed bugs in their drinks and you still drank it.
8.  Are over 70 years old and accept a new coaching job
9.  Think that you are going to get a hooker that looks like this for $47