QUICK HITS

1. Woman demonstrates what a KCMO public school education can do for you. This might be the worst escape plan in KC history.

2. Local microbreweries get kicked in the teeth by Hops shortage. Translation YOUR BEER IS GOING TO COST MORE! For some the choice is going to be hard, gas in the car or beer in the fridge.

3. Cops close the only thriving business in the West Bottoms.

4. Knocked up High School chicks want maternity leave.

5. Finally! We can see the end of inattentive waiters & waitresses that mess up your order, take forever to refill your drink and never bring your check out when you want it.

6. The FBI has time to investigate suicides????????? Give me a freaking break.

7. Yet another Father of the Year candidate. How does someone even think of doing this?

8. After this you can be that the religious Right will soon call for Weekend at Bernies to be removed from the shelves.

Aishwarya Rai PICS

JACK BAUER FACTS

Someone just emailed me this hilarious link.

If you are a fan of 24 this is a must read.

NO CUSSING

The art of cussing is something that was drilled into my brain while I was in the Marine Corp. There isn't a topic, situation or setting(besides in front of my parents) that I do not excel in this area. It appears that my freedom to express myself how & where I want is about to be violated starting in the city of St. Charles, Mo.

"The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature."

This country is slowly becoming a country of wussified crybabies.

The people to blame for this are the same idiots that wanted to make everything smoke free. Instead of CHOOSING to go to a smoke free place to eat, shop, talk, drink these people decided to start taking the rights away from those that chose to smoke. I don't smoke but I feel sorry for those that do for having there freedom taken away by big brother and his crybaby little sisters.

BLOG NEWS

Email change. I have no way to respond to all the emails during the day sent to my home address, so i set up a yahoo email adress: jocosob@yahoo.com. Please start utilizing that email address in the future

Lacey Chabert PICS

QUICK HITS

1. "Roadwork snarls traffic in Johnson County". ...That was the headline in the star this morning. Is this any different than any other day of the year. Great reporting fellas, I hope that you follow that up with a pot hole story regarding MO highways.

2. Dead man on Troost. Someone should really do a study to see what the life span is for a black male on KC's East side. I guess planting Tulips isn't helping.

3. Police search KCK for an escaped inmate.......This should be along search since half of the cities population is or has been an inmate.

4. Where the hell did this come from? How many people ALIVE TODAY OWNED SLAVES!!!!!! I for one would like to apologize to the O'Kelly clan for the crimes that my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Granfather committed againgst him in Ireland back in 200 A.D.

5. Didn't we just get done hearing for months how brilliant and stable the people of Iowa were and now this happens?

6. If you were a parent why would you report this? Isn't this a public declaration that your kid is a dumbass? Somethings are just better dealt with inside the home.

7. Was this guy really an American Idol? I don't think I heard one song he sang besides that annoying Ford jingle.

8. Isn't this the classic which came first the chicken or the egg story?