NOT SO QUCK HITS

1. Sebelius would rather "save" a polar bear thousands of miles away than provide power to her state.

2. While other city employees have been fired and have to find real jobs, the city council of KCMO is preparing to move into new offices (with plasma tv's). This is yet another example of liberal double talk.

3. A party isn't a party until someone gets killed, in the East Side of town.

4. I thought the only people that would be jumping to their deaths from an Entercom tower are those at 610 Sports. I guess I was wrong.

5. The "Rocket Team". Someone tell me that Turner High School DOESN'T have a rocket TEAM. This has got to be a typo.

6. More arson in KC?

7. Sad story about an Overland Park grandpa that died to save his grandkid at Lake of the Ozarks.

GRANDPA SIMPSON = REV WRIGHT

QUICK HITS - Afternoon Edition

1. President Bush finally takes a stand against liberal foreign policy and Borat Obama.

2. California courts continue to destroy the constitution.

3. Sonic employees spit in food. Don't you just assume that if you eat fast food that something like this has happened to your food?

4. Starbucks goes topless. Calm down, there is no fear of seeing coffee house chick with her shirt off.

5. Werewolves do exist? Holy crap!

6. Man dies sitting in car. Must of died of shock when he saw a golf ball store on SW BLVD.

7. Tougher laws for trash pick up in KCMO. Just what a city full of trash needs.

8. Poor aim = longer life in KCMO for one family.

9. Another example of why Hood Life will never get better. This guy gets shot NOT ONCE BUT TWICE in the leg yet wont cooperate with the police. When this guy does get killed I don't want to hear sympathy for him.

10. YOU CAN GET A MASTERS DEGREE IN TUBA PERFORMANCE AT UMKC?????? Talk about pissing away your money. I am sure that his lack of this diploma will prevent him from earning that big Tuba playing money.

11. Is Ollie Gates the real muscle in KC Politics? Just the idea of a black heritage district is a freaking joke but to then give the area a tax exemption is a slap in the face! Isn't this the part of the city that consumes the MOST tax dollars? Holy crap! AND isn't a joke to think that by making stuff 8 cents cheaper per dollar that the hell hole area of KCMO is going to suddenly turn itself around? This is nothing more than Ollie Gates taking advantage of Funkhousers problems with the black community. THIS IS NOT REAL HELP, THIS IS SMOKE & MIRRORS! Whats next, Asian, Hispanic, White, Middle Eastern etc... tax free zones. Mayor Funkhouser is a joke!

A LAW AGAINST________?

This afternoon I was thumbing through one of the best blogs in the Metro (crimescenekc) and came across a post that said something about 20 states not having laws against bestiality. There are two ways to look at this.

1. What is wrong with those 20 states?
Or
2. Why does there even need to be a law that says you can't screw animals? Isn't it common sense that if it has 4 legs it should be off limits (unless it is some circus chick from Turkey)?


The way you look at it says a lot about who you are and what we have become as a society.

QUICK HITS

1. 9 year old girl ate her twin while in the womb???????

2. Holy Crap those are big bugs!

3. Ever thought about putting your wife on EBAY? It seems that the going price for blond wives on the site is a million dollars.............

4. Does anyone get upset nowadays when a gas station gets robbed?

5. Have a friend/enemy that works for a local government agency? Find out how much they make with this nice little link.

6. Polar Bear is now endangered!!!!! I for one will be sad if I can't look out my front window and see a Polar Bear anymore. What a joke.

7. No more GE Appliances.

KCMO TO RAISE TAXES?

You silly KCMO bastards crack my ass up. Seriously, one month you are bitching about cutting city jobs and not being able to hire additional police officers and THIS WEEK you are talking about raising taxes to fund museums that are rarely visited. This is almost as funny as light rail...I said almost.

Call me crazy but isn't crime a far more serious problem than museum funding? If you want to increase taxes wouldn't it be a better idea to use that money to hire additional officers and buy some Humvee's for the officers patrolling the East Side?

Does Kansas City really need a Museum? What is so historical about this town? We slaughtered some Indians, had crooked politicians and at one point in town had a cattle industry that was thriving. Do we really need to fund a museum that is full of crap that other than being old has no historical significance?

The following museums can be found in the metro area.

Nelson
Arabia Steam Boat
Negro League Baseball
Toy & miniature
Liberty
Jazz
American Royal
Kemper Art
Union Station
Garment District Museum
Thomas Hart Benton
Hair Museum
Doll Museum
Alexander Majors
Strawberry Hill
Missouri Frontier
Harry Truman
Mahaffee farmstead
Jackson County Jail Museum
AND THAT IS JUST A SMALL SAMPLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is an idea, combine your resources and make one museum that is actually worth a damn. It is no wonder all of the Museums suck, all the crap is spread out at different "museums" . All of these places complain that they are under funded and attendance is poor. NO CRAP! Who has time to go to all of these places to see nonhistorical old crap?

KCMO needs to give these jackass's the finger and get more cops.

DIFFERENT STROKES

This show is actually funnier in Japanese.