SEX DETOXIFICATION?????

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QUICK HITS

The QUICK HITS section continues to be one of the most popular sections of this blog. Thank you for all of the emails.

1. Never trust a dairy farmer! Anyone that can live amongst that odor is capable of anything.

2. Coyote fur coming soon to Leawood Macys?

3. The Broadway Bridge is now dual purpose. I am not sure that the fall is high enough to kill you, luckily the filth and sewage in the MO is bad enough to finish you off.

4. Mammy canned. Who didn't see that coming?

5. So you have 10 people hanging outside of a house after midnight in KCMO's gangland..........

6. Pregnant man seen outside gardening.....yes I said that.

7. I thought New Yorkers were tough? Take a Tylenol and get back to work!

8. Why is a story about a photog getting speared with a Javelin funny to me?

9. Kangaroos slaughtered to save Lizard? Why do people think that every species deserves saving? This is what happens when liberalism hits the outback.

AVOID FAMOUS DAVES P&L DISTRICT

Saturday night my wife and I went to the P&L district for dinner before my sisters graduation. We set out to try something new but due to time constraints we ate at the first place that could seat us right away, Famous Daves. The food and atmosphere were great.......but I will never go back. Little did I know that what while we didn't have to wait an hour for a table the service would be so poor that it would of been faster to wait some where else.

I have never had worst service at a restaurant in the Metro . This place was so poorly run that I thought for sure that the manager must sit on the KCMO school board and the waiter was the police chief. It was so bad that it was funny. I thought for sure that we were on Punk'd.

This is an avoid at all cost place until management changes.

"How is your commitment level in your marriage this morning?’

This is too good to be true. What do you think was going through Hillary's mind while she sat through this sermon? Funny that Bill wasn't there by her side.....

NOT SO QUCK HITS

1. Sebelius would rather "save" a polar bear thousands of miles away than provide power to her state.

2. While other city employees have been fired and have to find real jobs, the city council of KCMO is preparing to move into new offices (with plasma tv's). This is yet another example of liberal double talk.

3. A party isn't a party until someone gets killed, in the East Side of town.

4. I thought the only people that would be jumping to their deaths from an Entercom tower are those at 610 Sports. I guess I was wrong.

5. The "Rocket Team". Someone tell me that Turner High School DOESN'T have a rocket TEAM. This has got to be a typo.

6. More arson in KC?

7. Sad story about an Overland Park grandpa that died to save his grandkid at Lake of the Ozarks.

GRANDPA SIMPSON = REV WRIGHT

QUICK HITS - Afternoon Edition

1. President Bush finally takes a stand against liberal foreign policy and Borat Obama.

2. California courts continue to destroy the constitution.

3. Sonic employees spit in food. Don't you just assume that if you eat fast food that something like this has happened to your food?

4. Starbucks goes topless. Calm down, there is no fear of seeing coffee house chick with her shirt off.

5. Werewolves do exist? Holy crap!

6. Man dies sitting in car. Must of died of shock when he saw a golf ball store on SW BLVD.

7. Tougher laws for trash pick up in KCMO. Just what a city full of trash needs.

8. Poor aim = longer life in KCMO for one family.

9. Another example of why Hood Life will never get better. This guy gets shot NOT ONCE BUT TWICE in the leg yet wont cooperate with the police. When this guy does get killed I don't want to hear sympathy for him.

10. YOU CAN GET A MASTERS DEGREE IN TUBA PERFORMANCE AT UMKC?????? Talk about pissing away your money. I am sure that his lack of this diploma will prevent him from earning that big Tuba playing money.

11. Is Ollie Gates the real muscle in KC Politics? Just the idea of a black heritage district is a freaking joke but to then give the area a tax exemption is a slap in the face! Isn't this the part of the city that consumes the MOST tax dollars? Holy crap! AND isn't a joke to think that by making stuff 8 cents cheaper per dollar that the hell hole area of KCMO is going to suddenly turn itself around? This is nothing more than Ollie Gates taking advantage of Funkhousers problems with the black community. THIS IS NOT REAL HELP, THIS IS SMOKE & MIRRORS! Whats next, Asian, Hispanic, White, Middle Eastern etc... tax free zones. Mayor Funkhouser is a joke!