QUICK HITS

1. Blue Springs pulls off the trifecta in duplex shooting that includes a 14 year old kid.

2. Further proof that car dealerships will screw you in more ways than a horny midget with epilepsy.

3. Jay Nixon in the east side....I am sure that he and Obama will fix all of their problems.

4. Sprint lost nearly ONE MILLION customer in a single quarter. Yet another losing KC Franchise.

5. Is it a coincidence that KCK is bulking up its National Guard forces? If ever there was a place in America that needed a military presence it is that crap hole. They should turn KCK into an urban warfare training school.

6. If you are going to video tape the rape and murder of a woman the chances of you getting the death penalty are pretty good.

7. If you want to revive your career playing a lesbian is always a good move. Kudos to you Brittney.

8. Mountain lion eats family dog.......while inside the house.

Remember when......

Phil Kline and Paul Morrison were the only people ever discussed in Kansas politics? In less than a year both men have managed to become more irrelevant than Mike Hedricks(if that is possible). The only problem I have is who the hell is this Steve Howe guy? I haven't heard anything good about him other than him NOT being Phil Kline.

Both men are perfect examples of what happens when power goes to your head. One used his power for sex and the other used his power to well, prevent sex.

IF THERE IS ONE THING PARIS HILTON KNOWS ABOUT

ITS DRILLING.

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RIP GREG WELD

Racing legend Greg Weld died of a hear attack last night.

QUICK HITS - 3 WORD EDITION

This mornings quick hits are brought to you by the Number 3.

1. Stabbing up North

2. Coach molests players

3. Accidental child shooting

4. Cowboys vs. Indians

5. Heat kills 2

6. Perv loses house

7. China air sucks

8. Another Gotti arrested

9. Subway sandwiches suck.

10. Polar Bears are overrated

QUICK HITS

1. 12 year old guns down his mother after an argument in Arizona. I am sure a video game will be blamed for this.

2. The Headless Horseman is alive and well in Greece. I wonder if he did the Heisman pose as he ran from cops with her head?

3. Gas may cost an arm and a leg in the United States but mass transit in Canada will cost you your head. Yes another decapitation story.

4. Florida woman might win the Mother of the year award after playing hot & cold with her daughter.

5. Was it take your kids to work day in Phoenix? These kids will have some interesting things for show & tell.

6. I am beginning to believe that the Batman movie is cursed. Morgan Freeman-car accident.