THE GREAT URBAN BLIGHT TOUR

A few weeks ago I came up with the idea of doing the Top 10 most blighted ares of the city. I could never get enough time to go out and get the photos taken so I told Midtown that he should run with it. He has the most interesting and unique pictures on his blog of Kansas City and I felt that he could do it more justice than I could. So unlike city leaders we passed bistate 2 an initiative between JOCO & Midtown to bring attention to the blight of the metro.

FOLLOW THIS LINK TO MIDTOWNS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUICK HITS

The 10 top stories in America that you (the uninformed masses) need to know about.

1. "Homo sapiens are a pretty easy meal"...Vampire bats kill 38 in Venezuela. How did they miss Hugo's fat ass?

2. "Mr. Scott, engage cloaking device"....Finally a safe way to drive through the East Side.

3. Homer Simpson is more capable than most European leaders which is why he is on the Euro.

4. So can we now go back to calling Russia the Soviet Union? Putin is the new Stalin. At least the women got better looking during their 20 years of freedom.

5. Got Aids? Come on in, America welcomes you.

6. First the killed Kenny and now Chef is dead.

7. Being hacked to death by machetes while on vacation might not be the most peaceful way to die.

8. Media shows bias with John Edwards affair.

9. Next time you want to go to a strip club just tell her you are going to the gym.

10. Parents can't say no to cell phones for young kids.

EAST SIDE PARENTING AT ITS BEST

How the hell does a year old end up wondering the streets in the middle of the night? Being a father of 2 little girls I can't even picture a scenario in which this happens. This seems to always happen in the East Side.

RIP BERNIE MAC

RIP Bernie Mac

One of the funniest men in America

Two Americas

Now I know what he was talking about

First Weekend after Funkhousers wish and.......

Nothing changed. Weird huh? Once again there were more people shot at in the Metro than over in Iraq. How long is it going to be before we have IED's lining the road?

1. I will never wash my car at 3AM again.............

2. Drive by shooting on Paseo.

3. Drive by shooting on Waverly.