Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
TOP 10 STEETS TO GET SHOT ON KC METRO
If you are ever bored and can't afford a trip to Worlds of Fun but are still looking for an adrenaline rush feel free to visit one of these classy areas at about 1am.
1. Prospect - KCMO
2. Cleaver Blvd - KCMO
3. Quindaro - KCK
4. Troost - KCMO
5. Central Avenue - KCK
6. Tracy - KCMO
7. Agnes - KCMO
8. Parallel Parkway - KCK
9. Independence Avenue - KCMO
10. Lydia - KCMO
QUICK HITS
The 10 stories that you need to know about before you speak to anyone today.
1. The music on the plaza just got better.
2. Another day another vacant burns to the ground. I am surprised that the liberals in Kansas City haven't asked the mayor to do something about the carbon foot print that all of this arson is causing.
3. Wornall road continues to be the most robbed section of the city.
4. Will the actions of the Human Society cause the price of Chinese food to increase?
5. Ever wonder why you sometimes see hot chicks with ugly guys? Scientist might of found the answer (and it isn't money).
6. Have the feds found Dr. Evil's secret hideout?
7. American Airlines give the finger to troops fighting to protect their freedom.
8. Finally a place with crappier rides than Worlds of Fun.
9. Ewwwwwww. I know some of you are going to bid on this! Sick bastards!
10. Fondled for an A. Sounds like a great trade off.
IF YOU SUCK AT TEACHING ONE LANGUAGE
It makes all the sense in the world to take on the teaching of two. GREAT IDEA! It is good to know that JOCO kids will have less competition getting into college and obtaining well paying jobs. Stay Ignorant KCMO, we love it.
Cycling In The East Side
I don't know if the shooters or the cyclist is to blame for this one. Let's look at things from the shooters point of view for just one minute. Here he is chillin on his corner ducking bullets and knives all day trying to make a dishonest buck and along comes Mr. Cyclist. Now the shooter is use to shooting in crowds, in moving cars and getting shot back at so what is he suppose to do when this guy comes rolling through his hood with no weapon or defense. This is the layup of shootings he almost has to take the shot.
The cyclist is a dumb ass. Who the hell rolls through the East Side on a freaking Schwinn? If you are in anything other than an Armored personal carrier your life is at risk. This guy obviously is from the neighborhood and should of known better. I mean seriously who the hell rides a bike at 12:30am in the first place?
I am going to have to give the shooters a pass on this one. It is clear that the cyclist showed poor decision making and should therefore face the consequences of his actions. "Detectives were unclear as to why the victim was shot". Case Solved.
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