HEY GLOOM & DOOM JACKASS'S

Where the hell are you now that oil has dropped? Where are all the idiots that flooded my comment section and inbox telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about when I stated that the price of oil would fall before the end of summer? Enjoy your smart cars jackass's.

Bannister Mall

Quick thought here. I just read a story titled "Bannister Mall Blight Attracts Crime". Didn't a fully functioning Bannister Mall attract crime as well? Stop blaming the building and start looking at what the neighborhoods around that area have turned into. It doesn't take a decoder ring to decipher the gang signs spray painted on the over passes and street signs.

IT IS TIME TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION

That's right folks it is time for the great civilization known as Southern Overland Park to leave the North behind in order to form a more perfect union. Let's face it what does Northern OP contribute to those of us in Southern Overland Park? Not much besides Taco Via and Oak Park mall.

I say we make it official at simply become Blue Valley. I will have more on this later today because if you don't think this is possible or even currently being thought of by those in city hall you are wrong.

QUICK HITS

Top Ten stories that you need to know about before speaking today.

1. After a lazy Tuesday it is good to see that violent crime is back on track in the metro area. Dead body found in house on Forest.

2. Can't we just bull doze Prospect? Seriously, nothing good ever happens on this street. Man shot at 40th and noProspects.

3. Kansas City religious leaders like sodomy. They like it so much that they paid $10 million dollars to molest local boys.

4. If a racetrack that nobody went to in the first places closes, does anyone care? No.

5. Will Prairie Village leaders finally jump on board with my plan of taking down the 18th street expressway?

6. God bless the little engine that could KCK. While they lack the numbers that KCMO has they still manage to either shoot or stab someone on a daily basis. Stabbing on "scenic" 7th street.

7. In a city full of shell casings, broken crack pipes, shanks and grenades, do they really need to worry about a smoking ban in KCK? Seriously they can't enforce the laws that they have now so why add to the list. Tell ya what, clean up the crime in the city then come back and say that you are concerned about the health of the citizens. Jackass's.

8. How fitting is it that a man that crapped all over former players health needs, dies early. Normally I would feel bad about a death but the way this guy treated former NFL players makes it difficult for me to say anything more than CYA A-HOLE!

9. How many greeting card sayings were deemed inappropriate by Hallmark while they were creating "Gay Marriage Cards"?

10. Alligators swimming in the streets of Florida.

FEEDBURNER ERROR IS NOW FIXED

I want to thank those of you that brought to my attention the fact that my blog feed was set on summarize. I have gone in and corrected the error so the entire feed is now available.

GOT WORMS????????/

This story is to freaking disgusting to comment on.

FINALLY!

If you have been watching the Olympics then you know who this chick is. Well she finally won a gold medal. Congrats Hy-Vee smile chick.