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10 stories that you need to read today.

1. Who woulda thought that talk of Gang Raping Palin would get you fired? I thought that Bernhard was dead? Or was that just her career?

2. Harry dipsh*t Reid does his best to sink Wall Street even further.

3. Levis wants you to "Unbutton your beast". I personally like Sock Nasty, werd. THIS IS A MUST SEE LINK

4. At least Obama is staying away from special interest groups....Oops.

5. How does shooting your arm help you have sex?

6. Mexicans are passionate about their protesting

7. There is something wrong with America if a Lingerie model can't get out of a ticket. This means that the rest of us have no chance.

8. NFL players make great drug dealers.

9. These are the only people in Senate with half a brain.

10. This story is just sick. This guy needs to be tortured before death.

THE WIRE

It appears that we are back on track in the metro and the effectiveness of my walk down troost was greatly over estimated.

1. The east side is finally off the bench and back in the game putting points on the board. Linwood & Gillham.

2. KCK residents seem to have a Dollar Store Robbery Fetish. Exactly how much money does one expect to steal when they are robbing the DOLLAR store? I know that the Dollar Store is the Nordstroms of KCK but come on....

3. I am not sure that 24th and Cottownwood Creek(KCK) would be safe at 12:30pm let alone 12:30 am.

4. The only click that Missouri teens are hearing is that of a handgun trigger. I for one have been wearing my seatbelt ever since DT died and never wore it before that.

5. Raytowna Beach joggers are not safe. Who knew?

6. Any time a liberal talks about voter registration you know that there is a crime about to be committed, so this story goes here.

7. A crime was actually reported on Quindaro. HOLY CRAP! I have friends on the KCK police department and they said that the reason that you never hear about how bad it really is in that part of town is due to nobody calling it in. They have been numbed to it.

8. As if the wife of the Mayor doesn't have enough problems. I heard her on the radio last week and she made my skin crawl.

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT FALL HAS HIT JOCO

I have been inspired by Midtowns ability to capture fall in Midtown.

1. Influx of KCK/KCMO school kids working day shifts at retail establishments due to JOCO kids leaving their summer jobs for college.

2. Festivals - The towns of JOCO love to put on a festival to show off to our neighbors to the North and East that we (unlike them) are capable of having more than 20 people in a street event without gunfire.

3. Christmas Items in Stores - I was at Target the other day and they had just as much Christmas stuff up as they did Halloween.

4. Trick or Treating - Every year bus loads (not kidding) of inner city youth get dropped off in our neighborhoods to ask for Candy. Sure we here in JOCO have some houses with great halloween decorations but aren't their neighborhoods truly scary. The only Halloween decoration I plan on putting up is a street sign in front of my house that says 40th and Prospect.

5. School Fund Raisers - This is the biggest shakedown in US history. Not only do we pay taxes for public schools, enrollment fees, activity fees etc.. but now we get to buy over priced candy bars and crappy giftwrap to support the schools. Hell even the Mafia only collected once.

6. Teenagers driving at rush hour - Do I really need to expand on Biff & Amber driving their new Lexus at 100mph through school zones while eating or putting on makeup?

7. Lawn Care Wars - This is the time of season in which the competition picks up between neighbors and their lawns. From leaf pick up to fertilization, this is where the rubber meets the road. Those who have neglected their lawns all spring and summer will be dubbed trash by the rest of the neighborhood.

8. Charity Drives - This is the time of year in which the calls start coming into JOCO residents to help save KCMO. Every year the fine upstanding residents reach into their pockets and donate Hundreds of thousands of dollars to feed and clothe those living in the East side. We do this despite their hatred for us and ask for nothing in return (except for a tax write off).

9. Election signs - Oh yes my favorite. Each fall we get to see the wonderful display of election signs in yards and on the corners of busy intersections. I always find it a great way to find out who the commies are in the neighborhood.

10. Layoffs at Sprint are on the Horizon. Sure this can be said about every season but the fall layoffs always seem to be the biggest and best hidden.

THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR

IF THIS THING SHUTS DOWN I WILL BE F'N PISSED

THE WIRE

My march down troost continues to pay dividends.


1. Oh brother, KSHB tops KCTV's worthless cat story with a story about an underage kid buying beer. Seriously people, is this our biggest freaking problem in the city! Who GIVES A CRAP!

2. Are the fast food bandits making a comeback? Sonic robbed in Methside.

3. Bullying prevention program??...........The wussification continues.

4. Finally, a neighborhood in the east side that is doing more than marching against crime.

5. Fat chick in Olathe kidnapped. Maybe Herman Edwards kidnapped her so that she could play on the offensive line.

6. Precious Doe trial is set to start. This guy should have his head cut off with hedge trimmers.

WHO NEEDS SOCIALISM?

For the past two weeks all that we have heard is that we need the government to take over Wall Street with our money or else the end of the world is coming. I went out and bought a bug zapper to protect me from the swarms of locust as I built my Ark.

Screw these fat cats and liberals that ruined these companies. Screw the people that bought more house than they could afford. If they are going to bail out banks on Wall Street how about the guy that opens a bar in KCMO that fails? If they are going to payoff the loans of the stupid then shouldn't they pay off the loans of the rest of us?

This isn't kick ball, you don't get a do over. If you fail, you fail.

1. Bail out is good news for Karl Marx groupies

2. Dow rebounds without help of Big Brother

3. Dollar makes a rebound

4. Non Main stream media has its eyes wide open and fears socialism.

5. Obama socialism will cripple the economy.


Before these jackass's get a dime of our money we should demand action. We should investigate these companies and the politicians that were in their back pockets. There is no way in hell that the people responsible for this should get away with it.

Let's start with the following people

1. Raines
2. Barney Frank
3. Dodd
4. Maxine Waters
5. Janet Reno
6. Bill Clinton
7. Barry Obama

KCTV 5 TACKLES THE LOCAL CRIME PROBLEM

In a year in which KCMO is on pace to shatter homicide records you can count on KCTV 5 to do the in depth coverage that the people of the metro deserve.

Well maybe not..... Instead they are covering the death of a cat in Lawrence. That's right, it isn't even a local cat. The story discusses the anguish that the guys daughter is going through in losing her cat....Who cares about the parents and children of those getting killed in our own backyards.

This is just another example of the local media letting us down. When are we going to stop hearing about dead pets and swinger parties and start getting some real coverage of our dying city?