Almost Daily Link Blast

Most conservatives wouldn't dare reveal that they read anything other than Fox News and Drudge.  Then again most conservatives are uptight pricks.  ENJOY!

1.  The 5 second rule is a bunch of crap.  Go ahead and eat your infected food if you don't believe me.
2.  Life could be worst.  18 horrifying dystopias that make living in East KCMO look pleasant
3.  How in the hell was this Bugs Bunny looking kid the bully in this situation?  WOW.
4.  This guy had a general store shoved up his rectum before he went to prison.
5.  10 Civilizations that Obama would like to turn America into. 
6.  Stand By Me was one of the greatest movies of my generation.  Where are they now?
7.  Ninja vs. Pirate - Who is better?
8.  This is a list the Frank Martin will certainly be in soon.  9 Sports Meltdowns.
9.  7 things to do after a one night stand.
10.  Girls of the NCAA tournament.
11.  Tigers Ex has a new home.

Chirs Brown goes Chris Brown

This moron could go to Prison for violating his parole. 

Celebs with nude pics

Here is a novel idea.  If you don't want your nude pics "hacked" don't put your nude pics where they can be hacked.  Who are these celebs kidding?  These pics are nothing more that PR stunts.

The Wire - Spring Cleaning

Any good murder handicapper can tell you that temperature is a key factor when predicting violent crime in this city.  The first day of Spring this year didn't let us down. 

1.  House Party 4 - 3 shot 1 killed in KCMO
2.  It's 3am, you are in East KCMO and at a bar WTF did you think would happen - 2 shot - 1 killed
3.  Going to a 7-11 in East KCMO is pretty freaking stupid - Dead
4.  KCK man arrested for being a naked perv in a strangers house.





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The Wire - The Return

Did  "The Wire" put us on the local blog map?  Damn right it did.  And just like chalk outlines on a spring KCMO day,we are back.

1.  Gun laws didn't prevent this fine upstanding felon from bringing a gun to the Parade. 
2.  Do KCMO residents get dead body disposal with their trash pickup?
3.  Does anyone shed a tear anymore when a gas station (KCK of course) gets robbed? Turnabout is fair play.
4.  No weapons or demand note?  Bank robberies suck nowadays. 
5.  If you break your infants legs in KCMO you will only get probation.
6.  Daylight savings time means earlier robberies and gunshots in South KC.
7.  POS De Soto woman pleads guilty to locking her autistic son in the attic.  The story says that the crime scene photos resembled photos of a concentration camp.  This woman shouldn't get a sentence, she should just get the chair. 

Endorsement for KC Mayoral Race - SLY JAMES

Having lived in the metro for most of my life I have come to realize one important thing in local politics, THE MAYOR DOESN'T MATTER. Being Mayor of KCMO is like getting a key to the city, it is a nice honor but you really have no power. (This makes Funkhousers abortion of his term in office an even more incredible feat.  It's almost as if Funkhouser went out of his way to screw up what should be an easy job.)

So the only way to go is by personality and endorsements.  Sly James seems to actually have a decent personality and isn't endorsed by the ghosts of KC mayors past. 

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