Thursday, March 12, 2009

WAR WITH MEXICO COMING TO A BIG SCREEN NEAR YOU


Finally there will be something worth wild to watch on the news. I can only take so much of missing persons and economy sucks reports. I have one request for the embeded reports. USE HD CAMERAS! Nobody wants to watch a war in low resolution.

Vanessa Minnillo PICS





HOW DID THIS IDIOT GET ELECTED?


The fact that this idiot is always involved in some sorta cluster F*** makes those of us living outside of the Danger Zone wonder how he got elected to begin with. I can't go a single day without seeing or hearing about how this guy screwed up yet again. Please do the rest of us a favor and kick his ass out of office.

If you are looking for someone to blame for his election, I got you covered.
BLAME THE SCHOOL DISTRICT!! This is what happens when you allow the graduates of a crappy school district to vote.

Mayor McCheese would be an upgrade.

PAUL MOONEY - OJ SIMPSON



I forgot how funny Mooney was.

Levi Johnston JUST MIGHT BE a dumbass


What an idiot this guy is. He is married to the semi hot daughter of Sara (soon to be wealthy) Palin and he dumps her. This is just further proof that all guys named "Levi" are douche bag idiots. You had the Golden Ticket buddy, but you used it to wipe your ass.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Carlie Butler PICS





QUICK HITS - I AINT WITH BEING BROKE


I got an email today that asked "how much money do you make blogging?". Am I missing something here? People actually get paid to do this crap? I replied back to him that "I don't make a cent off of this site, why do you ask?" his reply was "because however much you are getting paid to do this I would be willing to double to get you to stop". Sadly for me double of zero is still zero (still with me KCMOSD grads)?.

Anyways here are 10 stories that you need to read about. Some of them might suck but remember I don't get paid for this!

1. Booty Tax coming soon to NYC.

2. The short comings of our fearless dictator are becoming more visible.

3. James Carville reminds everyone that Cajuns can be Douche Bags too.

4. Just in time for Spring Break! Some city's in Mexico are giving away heads with each cooler purchase.

5. "GREAT SEX, GODS WAY"

6. American Idol contestant "at least I am not cutting myself".. Have the standards REALY been lowered that much?????

7. I WANT A JET PACK!

8. Grandma packing heat at a KCK Courthouse.

9. The Great State of Kansas doesn't care about the mentally ill.

10. JOCO releases a map to scare the crap out of you.

MTV VJ Mia PICS