So you apply this by rubbing it into the problem area and it works? Does it cause blindness and zits? And when you are done applying it do you still need a partner?
Monday, April 27, 2009
QUICK HITS - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
Mondays suck and anybody that says otherwise is a corporate kiss ass. "Oh I just love the start of the work week" F YOU BROWN NOSE!
1. The Peppermint Patties of JCCC make it big.
2. KCMO building follows the lead of citizens of the city and gives up.
3. Which came first, the teleprompter or Obama?
4. Only an Elitist douche like Prince Charles would think that this makes sense. This is further proof that inbreeding is dangerous.
5. Mayor Bloomberg needs to check his email a little more often.
6. Is Jules Winfield heading up foreign trade for China?
7. I don't really get the whole Beyonce obsession anymore. She use to be kinda cute but now she looks like the girl from Willie Wonka that ate the gum and turned into a Blueberry. Every time I see her she looks bigger than the last time.
8. Marital Rape? I don't get this. Wouldnt this be the same as Carjacking your own car?
9. Maybe this gal is jumping the gun on getting the 40 POUND TUMOR removed. I bet she woulda cleaned up in the freak porn business.
10. 500 movies on one DVD. AWESOME.
DON'T FEAR, NAP IS HERE!
I don't know about the rest of you but I for one am glad that Nap is all over this one. Over the past two weeks this woman has demonstrated that she is more than ready to protect this country from all threats both big and small.
DEATH BY PIG
If you were to die of a sickness would you really want it to be called Swine Flu? What an embarrassing eulogy that would be. Can't we at least think of a cooler name than that? Swine flu just doesn't have the same ring to it as Ebola.
1. Let us all hope that Doug Heffernan is safe.
2. Drug Cartels cant clear the streets of Mexico but coughing pigs can.
3. As if the Europeans needed another reason to hate us.
4. Oops, too late. EU already screwed.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
It isn't often that this city rises to the challenge but damn it this time they did. As I mentioned earlier this week things were a little bit to quiet shooting/murder wise in this town. I think that people were just happy with a good Q1 and resting a little bit. So I called them out and they answered. It is this type of attitude and work ethic that will bring America out of the recession!
1. 3 shot, one killed off Southwest blvd. Does this city have a "Blvd" that is safe?
2. East Side woman shot execution style off of Michigan Ave.
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