THE WIRE - EAST SIDE CRAP HOLE

Despite the rain, wind and flooding East Siders stay committed to ruining the lives of the residents Trapped in the crap hole. It's time for JOCO to build a moat.

1. Kids outside of the East Side play and have fun after school. This 10 year old shooting victim will tell you that life is different where he lives.

2. Security at the Federal Reserve might be incompetent.

3. Looking at someone the wrong way will get your ass stomped in KCMO's crap hole.

4. City officials should snatch up all the property in the East Side and make it a cemetery. Another one bites the dust.

5. KCMO date night: Smacking and raping drunk chicks.

6. Topeka men dig 13 year old chicks.

7. Parkways in KCMO were suppose to be nice.........Shooting after argument.

8. KCMO police try to liven things up a bit by putting another murderer on the streets. Good job fellas.

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1. Further proof that conservatism is on the rise. Now take a hike moderates.

2. Obamas hate for Jews is starting to come to light.

3. Barbara Boxers elitist ass may have to find a new job, but you know it wont be a "real job".

4. According to this study 40% of Twitter users are liberals.

5. FOX sex experts new column says that sweat is a turn on............

6. Obama's ass needs a teleprompter.

7. NYC is using stimulus money to upgrade the homes of those that don't work, pay taxes and are nothing more than drains on society. It's no wonder that your city is as poor as your residents.

8. Queens sports book is wrecked by authorities. 13 million dollar operation.

9. Somethings never change in NYC. It wasnt long ago that my relatives were coming to America and having to fight a war to get citizenship.

10. The top Back to School Gadgets this year are.............

WHEN IT'S THE IRISH NOBODY CARES

This same thing happens in Iran and the whole world is behind their quest for freedom.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO IDOL

They might of actually found someone dumber than Paula Abdul.

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VIGILS ARE FOR THE HELPLESS

When the hell are the people of East KC going to realize that Vigils don't accomplish anything?