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Tuesday, September 07, 2010
The Wire - Sex, Money & Murder
Labor day weekend is never a disappointment in the metro BUT this weekend had it all. If you live in the East Side and you are still alive then consider yourself lucky. DAMN!
1. Cutlery death on Olathe highway.
2. Smacking ho's will get your ass fatally stabbed in KCMO.
3. Prospect, Greggory Blvd and 10:30 at night. If you combine those three then you should almost expect to get killed.
4. Holy Crap this is awesome. Shot man who was high on PCP caught running down the street in the East Side.
5. The decline of Independence leads to yet another Murder.
6. The only time Highland is ever in the news is when someone gets killed. Guess what, Highland is in the news.
7. Everyone is getting into the Murder act. Welcome backwards ass Belton into the mix.
8. Another Awesome East Side Tale - Man gets stabbed for refusing to finish his dinner.
9. East Side set up leads to 2 people getting shot.
10. And to round out our Top 10 weekend Crimes. A man gets shot 3 times while fleeing an argument and 2 more injured.
1. Cutlery death on Olathe highway.
2. Smacking ho's will get your ass fatally stabbed in KCMO.3. Prospect, Greggory Blvd and 10:30 at night. If you combine those three then you should almost expect to get killed.
4. Holy Crap this is awesome. Shot man who was high on PCP caught running down the street in the East Side.
5. The decline of Independence leads to yet another Murder.
6. The only time Highland is ever in the news is when someone gets killed. Guess what, Highland is in the news.
7. Everyone is getting into the Murder act. Welcome backwards ass Belton into the mix.
8. Another Awesome East Side Tale - Man gets stabbed for refusing to finish his dinner.
9. East Side set up leads to 2 people getting shot.
10. And to round out our Top 10 weekend Crimes. A man gets shot 3 times while fleeing an argument and 2 more injured.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
9 Things Men Should Know About Sex, Love and Marriage - FOX NEWS
You met, you fell in love, had sex – all the time. You put a ring on her finger and started a family (not necessarily in that order). By most standards, you’re living the American dream—except that your sex life seems to have gone the way of the rotary phone.Instead of breathlessly ripping off each other’s clothes once your baby finally falls asleep, you’re nodding off in front of the TV, shirt stained with pureed carrots. Why didn’t anyone warn you? As a sex therapist and father of two, I’m here to tell you what your married friends won’t about being a husband and father. And if you want to talk more, just visit me at Good in Bed, where I’ll be talking about these issues all week.
3 Things They Don’t Tell You About Marriage
1. You will often feel like you’re in prison. This is only natural when you go to sleep and wake up next to the same person day after day. Some people get married and feel like they have to do everything together—they merge completely. And then they wake up one day, and it’s like they’re living that Talking Heads song: "This is not my beautiful house...this is not my beautiful wife...how did I get here?"
Quick fix: Great couples are great individuals. Don’t be afraid to go your own way sometimes. From guys’ and girls’ nights out to the occasional separate vacation, maintain individual identity.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR A COST
$300 to blog in Philly! Will liberal bloggers continue to support living in a welfare state now that they need to pay $300 to bitch about how much they hate America?
THE WIRE - DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
1. Estimated price of a life in Liberty = $45
2. Couples night in KCMO - Murder Suicide.
3. The latest in a weekend of blood in the metro - 39th street.
4. Body under a blanket and a smell were enough to get the police involved on the Plaza.
5. 6 in the morning is never good in the hood. Carjacking
6. Another fairytale life ends in the East Side.
7. Man gunned down and the chick was abducted in KCK.
8. Ugly Independence "woman" probably killed her husband. Classy.
9. Woman killed, man dead. Your typical East Side Friday night.
10. KCK tries to keep pace with the Varsity squad this weekend. Game Over
11. Another freaking carjacking and shooting in KCMO.
12. After the shot and robbed this dude they stole his freaking pants. lol.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
LIBERAL WRAP UP - ULGY F***ERS
The only thing worst than their politics is their appearance. Eww.
1. Maxine Waters drops the race card and plays the gossip card. Huh?
2. 50% of the Obama welfare recipients waste tax payer money and end up back where they started.
3. Obama vs. EPA on his vacation. Will he follow his liberal warnings?
4. If every citizen gave the gov 44k we would be out of debt for at least a day.
1. Maxine Waters drops the race card and plays the gossip card. Huh?2. 50% of the Obama welfare recipients waste tax payer money and end up back where they started.
3. Obama vs. EPA on his vacation. Will he follow his liberal warnings?
4. If every citizen gave the gov 44k we would be out of debt for at least a day.
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