THE WIRE - WHO SHOT YA

What happens when your Police Chief, Mayor and City Counsel are blind, deaf and dumb?

1. WTF KCMO? You have 3 people in the car and none of them can aim or drive? I use to think our killers were skilled professionals, not anymore.

2. Could this one be payback for the S KC convenient store shooting? 93rd and Bales, dead.

3. You can't even get your car washed in KCMO without getting shot.

SKILLCORN TO KETTLE CORN

Enjoy Hell. We wont miss you.

THE WIRE - NICELY DONE

The chefs have prepared us a great buffet of crime today. Enjoy.

1. Real men rob fast food joints with a handguns while walking through the drive through. Way to keep it gangsta yo!

2. Independence residents continue to let the Metro down. This jackass is an incest having child rapist. Don't you wish we could have posters that said "SHOOT ON SIGHT" still?

3. When KCMO residents cant find anyone to kill they simply start offing family members.

4. If you live in KCK and you are looking to hide drugs DONT PUT IT IN A LAUNDRY DETERGENT BOX! We all know that KCK residents dont wash their clothes so you MIGHT look suspicious carrying the freaking box.

5. This KCMO womans neighbors suck. Way to pay attention you morons.

6. If you are looking for someone to shoot and then get away with it call this guy. This KCMO man was shot this morning but DOESNT want to press charges. What are the odds of the shooters boddy turning up later this week? I love street justice.

7. Finding crack hosuses on Troost is no big feat. Now finding a house on troost that ISNT a crack house, that is tough.

ANOTHER REASON WHY OTHER CONSERVATIVES HATE ME

For 4 years now I have been waiting for a new album from Em and after listening to it today I have to tell you that it was well worth the wait. This to me is his best work yet but it will also land him in more trouble than anything else he has written. Right Wing extremist and Leftist Marxist are going to piss down their legs once they listen to it. Nothing and I mean nothing is off limits in this thing.

If you are a fan of Hip Hop you need to pick this up.

MEGAN FOX TRANSFORMERS 2

QUICK HITS - YOU SICK BASTARDS

Is there anything more annoying than people complaining that its Monday on Facebook? Holy crap, yes Mondays suck but I don't need 400 people updating their status to say that.


1. I am amazed at the number of people that suddenly think that Tijuana is dangerous. I use to go down to TJ at least twice a month when I was stationed out in Cali and it was just as dangerous then as it is now.

2. Of course Republicans are happier than democrats. Democrats get elected due to the misery of others.

3. Louisiana continues to be the most dangerous place in America to live. Just ask this Middle School teacher that is alive due to the poor aim of one of his students.

4. Turned his life around? Sureeeeeeee. Hell why stop at letting him live, maybe we should release him since he is suddenly such a great guy.

5. While the rest of you once a year do gooders are making yourselves feel better on June 6th I will be here on June 7th telling you that you made no difference.

6. Olathe is more messed up than I thought. When you have to tell your community that "Dads make a difference" your community is screwed.

7. Is it really news that Celebs ruin marriages? Alicia Keys bangs married men.

8. Is the price of assparagus really worth beating the crap outta a woman?

9. Congratulations! Your mom will be dead before you reach Kindergarten. Poor kid.

10. If you are missing Mike Hunt from your facebook friendslist this is why.

NORTHEAST LEADERS CAUGHT A CONTACT BUZZ

I doubt that this will happen BUT there is a new effort to push whores and addicts off of Independence Avenue. This new initiative will make breaking the law there more severe than breaking the law across the street.

The brilliant NE leaders that thought of this plan should be ashamed of themselves. What makes their blighted out block better than the next one? Do they really think that the areas surrounding them will allow this to happen? Hell no.

And lets say that it does pass and it does work, then what? The EPA would need at least a decade to study the area before any new development happened. And lets not forget all the bodies that are probably buried over there.

Why cant we just let the North East continue to be the drain in the KCMO Toilet?

SCOTT PARKS CLUELESS

Could someone please tell me how this guy ended up on the air discussing politics? KMBZ needs to move Beavis and Butthead out and put Darla Jaye in that time slot. Neal & Marty think that show is bad.