Monday, August 30, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
9 Things Men Should Know About Sex, Love and Marriage - FOX NEWS
Instead of breathlessly ripping off each other’s clothes once your baby finally falls asleep, you’re nodding off in front of the TV, shirt stained with pureed carrots. Why didn’t anyone warn you? As a sex therapist and father of two, I’m here to tell you what your married friends won’t about being a husband and father. And if you want to talk more, just visit me at Good in Bed, where I’ll be talking about these issues all week.
3 Things They Don’t Tell You About Marriage
1. You will often feel like you’re in prison. This is only natural when you go to sleep and wake up next to the same person day after day. Some people get married and feel like they have to do everything together—they merge completely. And then they wake up one day, and it’s like they’re living that Talking Heads song: "This is not my beautiful house...this is not my beautiful wife...how did I get here?"
Quick fix: Great couples are great individuals. Don’t be afraid to go your own way sometimes. From guys’ and girls’ nights out to the occasional separate vacation, maintain individual identity.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR A COST
$300 to blog in Philly! Will liberal bloggers continue to support living in a welfare state now that they need to pay $300 to bitch about how much they hate America?
THE WIRE - DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
Kansas City, Mo & KCK are such great places to live. I see why you guys are so quick to defend the city's that you live in. The culture is outstanding!
1. Estimated price of a life in Liberty = $45
2. Couples night in KCMO - Murder Suicide.
3. The latest in a weekend of blood in the metro - 39th street.
4. Body under a blanket and a smell were enough to get the police involved on the Plaza.
5. 6 in the morning is never good in the hood. Carjacking
6. Another fairytale life ends in the East Side.
7. Man gunned down and the chick was abducted in KCK.
8. Ugly Independence "woman" probably killed her husband. Classy.
9. Woman killed, man dead. Your typical East Side Friday night.
10. KCK tries to keep pace with the Varsity squad this weekend. Game Over
11. Another freaking carjacking and shooting in KCMO.
12. After the shot and robbed this dude they stole his freaking pants. lol.
1. Estimated price of a life in Liberty = $45
2. Couples night in KCMO - Murder Suicide.
3. The latest in a weekend of blood in the metro - 39th street.
4. Body under a blanket and a smell were enough to get the police involved on the Plaza.
5. 6 in the morning is never good in the hood. Carjacking
6. Another fairytale life ends in the East Side.
7. Man gunned down and the chick was abducted in KCK.
8. Ugly Independence "woman" probably killed her husband. Classy.
9. Woman killed, man dead. Your typical East Side Friday night.
10. KCK tries to keep pace with the Varsity squad this weekend. Game Over
11. Another freaking carjacking and shooting in KCMO.
12. After the shot and robbed this dude they stole his freaking pants. lol.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
LIBERAL WRAP UP - ULGY F***ERS
The only thing worst than their politics is their appearance. Eww.
1. Maxine Waters drops the race card and plays the gossip card. Huh?
2. 50% of the Obama welfare recipients waste tax payer money and end up back where they started.
3. Obama vs. EPA on his vacation. Will he follow his liberal warnings?
4. If every citizen gave the gov 44k we would be out of debt for at least a day.
1. Maxine Waters drops the race card and plays the gossip card. Huh?2. 50% of the Obama welfare recipients waste tax payer money and end up back where they started.
3. Obama vs. EPA on his vacation. Will he follow his liberal warnings?
4. If every citizen gave the gov 44k we would be out of debt for at least a day.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
RIGHT OR WRONG?
Over the past 5 months I have sat back and watched the Right Wing of the Republican party completely lose touch with the American people. Sure I consider myself right of center but holy crap people you are almost as bad as the left. If it weren't for the recent influx of independents joining our cause I would leave your ass behind and vote for Montgomery Brewster every election.
You morons need to lighten up.You don't need to spend every minute of your life trying to convert us into green activist or pastors.
Here are a few examples of how I differ from the suit and tie crowd
1. I believe in the legalization of Marijuana and gambling.
2. I am against the expansion of a city just to freaking expand. How about you develop and improve the blighted areas of your freaking community instead of starting over every 10 years. OVERLAND PARK THAT MEANS YOU. I don't believe in global warming but tearing up land for no reason is ignorant.
3. I am against censorship.
4. One thing I could never understand while I was in the Marine Crop was that you could die for your country at 18 but couldn't have a sip of booze off base unless you were 21. Drop the age to 18.
5. I am against any laws passed that limit my freedom. I don't need liberal elitist or religious extremist telling me how to live.
You morons need to lighten up.You don't need to spend every minute of your life trying to convert us into green activist or pastors.
Here are a few examples of how I differ from the suit and tie crowd
1. I believe in the legalization of Marijuana and gambling.
2. I am against the expansion of a city just to freaking expand. How about you develop and improve the blighted areas of your freaking community instead of starting over every 10 years. OVERLAND PARK THAT MEANS YOU. I don't believe in global warming but tearing up land for no reason is ignorant.
3. I am against censorship.
4. One thing I could never understand while I was in the Marine Crop was that you could die for your country at 18 but couldn't have a sip of booze off base unless you were 21. Drop the age to 18.
5. I am against any laws passed that limit my freedom. I don't need liberal elitist or religious extremist telling me how to live.
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