Cheerleader gets run over.

If only youtube had slow motion so you could see the expression on her face.

AREA SCHOOLS UNDER FIRE

There is a story that has long been overlooked in the metro that is finally getting some attention regarding area schools and their dropout rates. Take a bow KCMO & KCK school districts for achieving these amazing numbers.

KCMO
Southeast - 60% of the kids drop
Southwest Charter - 55% of the kids drop
Van Horn - Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner 66% drop
Central High - 58% drop

KCK
Harmon - 40% drop
Wyandotte - 56% drop

You almost have to try to be bad to hit these numbers

A WAY TO MAKE MONEY TODAY

A group of metro area orthodontists is offering a candy buy-back after Halloween.Orthodontists involved in Smiles Change Lives, a nonprofit organization that delivers medically-necessary orthodontic treatment to children from low-income families, are recognizing National Orthodontic Awareness Month by buying back kids' holiday loot for cash or other prizes.
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So here is the scam.
1. Outsource your Trick or Treating to a bunch of illegal alien kids (if it works for farmers it can work for you too).
2. Pay them one piece of candy for every 5 that they gather.
3. Take the collected candy back to the orthodontist and collect tax free cash.

This is a no brainer.

JACK ASS OF THE WEEK

I don't think anyone is going to top this guy so I am safe in putting this up on Wednesday. Warren Buffett said that he SHOULD pay more in taxes yesterday in a press conference. Thanks Warren, I am glad that you say that NOW after you have made your billions and all of your money is protected in offshore accounts and investments that you come out and say that. Nothing makes me feel better than sending 40% of my pay to the government.

I would like to ask Warren one question. How are the rest of us suppose to achieve financial wealth in the current system? If this jackass wants to pay more in taxes then he can move to Canada.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

But this morning on KMBZ Gary Lezak said that he was dressing his dogs up for Halloween. The costumes of choice, a nurse and a princess. You can come to your own conclusions.

Freida Pinto

THE LADY OF RAGE

Hillary has now turned the war machine on her rivals in the socialist party and is attacking them for questioning her qualifications and her checkered past. Her fellow communist need to remember the famous last words of Vince Foster("Please don't kill me") and proceed with caution.