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NASCAR IS BACK

With 4 inches of snow on the ground it is hard to believe that NASCAR is back. Lots of interesting story lines going into this season including Dale Jr. changing teams and Tony Stewart driving a umm Toyota (not a fan of that move).

Follow the race online with the NASCAR Track Pass. This is the only way to watch racing if you are not at the race.

SPORTS HITS

1. When K State plays MU it is hard for KU fans to decide who to cheer for. Yesterday you saw the epic match up of a bunch of "one and done" players vs. the latest edition of MU street thugs. K State stomped on them at home (which is the only place they seem to be able to win) but which program is set up better long term? It has to be MU. K State will not matter after Beasley & Walker depart.

2. Jeffery Flanagan once again writes the obvious. This guy is nothing more than a crappy blogger with a press pass.

3. Us Patriots fans looking to rewrite history should start vacationing in Nicaragua. There has to be a Nicaraguan with an E Bay account willing to sell one of those shirts.

4. The GM of the Yankees is complaining about having a blank check to piece together his team. Dayton Moore needs to kick this guys ass.

5. The guy that topped the Thiesman injury has been released from the hospital. Lucky for him that chicks dig scars.

6. Jason Whitlock writes an excellent piece about the NBA All Star weekend. I am a huge NBA fan but can not watch a game until after All Star weekend. The regular season is far too long.

KING CARL STRIKES AGAIN

You can't take your eye off of this guy for one minute. He will misdirect you with sad apologies with one press conference and then bend you over with a letter. The 4-12 Chiefs sent out letters to their season ticket holders (The only people that Carl thinks are real fans) telling them that their season tickets will now equal that of a a small car loan.

This franchise has now become a bigger joke than the Royals.

NOT SO QUICK HITS

1. Once again proving that this blog is read by more criminals than any other blog in the metro, these guys are back on track. Like I said earlier nobody gives a crap if you rob a gas station, just stay away from Quick Trips.

2. "But Mom all the kids are taking them to school now, the other kids will pick on me". The kids in the metro lack originality and most importantly common sense.

3. If you are going to rob a storage place would you target KCK? Seriously, what the hell are you going to get out of a KCK storage facility? That is like shoplifting at the Dollar Store.

4. Phil Kline has a list of the sluttiest women in Kansas. It is no wonder that so many people want that list. From Dogma Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ____?
5. Is Lawrence, Ks going for most violent town in Kansas? KU most have a lot of out of state students from Missouri this year.

6. Put down the guns and pick up a umm basketball? Night Hoops is the biggest joke in the world. This program has been going on for over 15 years and in that time Crime has risen in this city. Plus everyone knows that the only time to see good hoops in this city is at Swope Park on Saturdays.

THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

I haven't watched wrestling in over a decade but this guy was the funniest dude I can remember. The toothpick & the "Hey YO" crack my ass up.