KIDS IN THE NEWS

Are kids safer in schools than at home? It seems that every summer there is an outbreak of crimes against kids and/or crappy parenting. The following stories will make parents across the metro cringe.

1. Anyone that watches the Wire KNOWS that West Baltimore makes the KCMO East Side look like Johnson County. These two kids were shot in a baby pool.

2. Pet snake makes its way into the crib of a 7 month old.

3. 4 year old shoots herself with grandmas gun at Sams Club.

4. Did this Polish baby get a ticket for navigating the birth canal 15 times (blood alch level) over the limit?

5. 13 & 11 year old girls shot several times and left in a ditch to die are found in rural Oklahoma.

6. Mothers mistake nearly drowns kids in car.

BROBECKS BBQ PART 3

I went to this place again (3rd time) in hopes of finding a higher quality of food than the previous 2 visits and all of those in my group were disappointed. They have gotten a little bit better but not nearly enough to make this place a "must eat" BBQ joint. The sausage was decent, the ham salad app was pretty good and the ribs were just average. The only thing that saves this place is the quality of service.

While they are no longer an avoid at all costs type of place they still fall short of making the top 20 list.

BEING SICK SUCKS

Here is an update for those of you keeping score at home. Last Thursday I went to my 6th Doctor and he seemed to be a little bit more on the ball than the previous ass clowns I had been to. He said that with the steroid shot and medications that he gave me that I should start feeling better by this past Sunday...............

Well that didn't work out quite as planned. I was in just as much pain yesterday as I was last Monday. So today I go in for more tests.

PAUL PIERCE KANSAS HIGHLIGHTS

I FOUND THIS CLIP WHILE LOOKING FOR HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST NIGHTS GAME.

GREEN UPDATE

Have you hugged a liberal today? This is a question that everyone should be asking themselves after leaving the gas station today. Give them the props they deserve for making gas $4 a gallon in the metro. Going green now means saying good bye to your $$$.

1. Gas hits $4 in the metro.

2. Liberal environmental policies are destroying the global economy.

3. Corn hits all time high.

4. China is now drilling off the Florida coast where liberal policies prevent us from drilling.

5. List of Liberal policies that prevent us from becoming energy INDEPENDENT.

6. "The gas prices we deserve"

7. GAS VOUCHERS FOR THE POOR??????????????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS WASTED!

For those of you that think that corporate America is going to be hurt by this, you are wrong. To offset the higher costs that they have to deal with they will simply charge you more and cut employment. This is a minor inconvinience for some but is going to devastate half of the liberal base. What you end up having is the rich elitist liberals killing off the poor dependent liberals... Funny as hell right?

QUICK HITS

1. The liberal Jesus will be making an appearance in MO. There will be several people attending awaiting his flood water to oil miracle.

2. This kid in Lawrence had a crappy guidance counselor.

3. KCMO visitors (vacations dollars must be scarce this year) get gunned down outside of their 1/2 star hotel.

4. Midtown couple skips counseling and goes for knife therapy.

5. Japanese man goes "KCMO" in Tokyo.

6. Whoever compiles the FBI crime numbers must of been in charge of terrorism in the 90's because this can't be right.
7. Hillary Clinton wastes money....

THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

There is now going to be a panel set up by the KCMO city council called "The bike & pedestrian panel". Do we need a panel of the city's "brightest" minds to dictate to us more rules and regulations in order to protect these hobbyist?

If these guys find it too dangerous to ride the city streets then they need to take there ass's to the trails or use the pictured option to the right.