THESE WOMEN GO THE EXTRA MILE!

This isn't the typical story one finds when reading Fox News but a good one nonetheless. I expect this surgery to take off out here in SOJOCO. Can you go in and ask for the Underwood?

WTF?

It is a sad day when you can't determine the gender of Olympic Athletes. Maybe we can use the same test on Mike Hedricks to determine his gender....

GOTTA LOVE LUDA

I have been a big fan of Luda for years now but this is another example(lyrics & audio) of why entertainers need to stay out of political politics.

QUICK HITS

1. A break in the rain has finally helped with murder crews catch up on some work in the East Side. 4 shot, 3 injured, 1 dead and a partridge in a pear tree.............

2. Are fast food robberies going to make a return to the scene?

3. How much is the word "mammy" going to be worth? This could be the most over covered story in the history on the internet.

4. What is more dangerous? The east side of KCMO or driving on a Missouri bridge?

5. Kansas City residents don't know how to act.

6. Further proof that the media thinks that you are morons. " Rain is Missouri contribute to scattered flooding" REALLY!!!!! WE NEVER WOULD OF GUESSED THAT!

7. Olathe continues to prove that it belongs in the Top 10 list. What happens when Olathe wanna be gangsters put down the knives and pick up guns?

8. John Edwards can't escape the fact that he cheated on his wife while she battles cancer. You gotta love the compassion of liberals...

9. This cat is freaking awesome!

10. The Kansas City "zoo" makes national headlines for something other than being a complete failure and waste of money.

WHO WANTS CHOWDER?

Lauren Caitlin Upton

METRO POWER RANKINGS (Crime)

Since we are closing in on the end of summer it is time to put up the standings. Gang bangers, crack slangers, pimps, hoes, robbers, car jackers and psycho suburb kids all have 5 months to improve your rankings. If you feel as if your city should be ranked higher feel free to email me at jocosob@yahoo.com and plead your case.

How did I come up with these rankings?
I have gone back through the blog and researched all of the crime that I thought was noteworthy. I then took those stories and broke them down even further. I then spoke with players, coaches, GM's and fans to get their perspective on how they thought their team was doing this year.
Are these results culturally bias?
No. Crime has no color.
I live in one of the cities mentioned and I feel like it shouldn't be there.
Get over it. Your city is violent and you are just blind to what is going on around you.
Do you think that light rail will solve the cities crime problems?
No, but the mayor of KCMO must believe so.
Why aren't the local media outlets pushing authorities to do more?
Because they are ambulance chasers incapable of digging into a story unless it some how involves the sex lives of others.
You really are an SOB.
I know

1. KCMO
2. KCK
3. Independence
4. Raytown
5. Olathe
6. Grandview
7. Gladstone
8. Merriam
9. Roeland Park
10. Lawrence

Also receiving votes: Gardner

VIOLENT KC WEEKEND.

Aren't they all violent?

1. Even 13 year old chicks will kill you in KCK. When did Barbie start coming with a Deagle?

2. If you thought you had fly problems at your last picnic, imagine what a picnic at Noble park is going to be like now......That's right folks, yet another body found.

3. Independence avenue could be the biggest crap hole in the metro so finding a dead body there should be no surprise.

4. THERE IS NOT AN ARSON PROBLEM IN THE METRO....

5. Grandview invades Lee's Summit.

6. Another East Side Home Invasion..........

7. Grain Valley Psycho goes on trial today for killing his mom and trying to kill his dad.

8. Olathe cops are currently pulling over everyone with Missouri or Wyco plates.

9. Home invaders in Gladstone get creative and use a bayonet . Nice touch fellas.

10. Going to church could get you killed...

TRAINING CAMP STARTS TODAY

Can you hear the excitement? Neither can I but I am sure that trailer parks every where are full of anticipation today as the Chiefs head up to River Falls. Most of us "informed fans" understand that this year is a rebuilding year( a year late) and have extremely low expectations but you and I both know that Sports Talk radio will be full of WT fans calling in predicting the playoffs for the Chiefs. When you hear these calls just remember that these people are also allowed to vote........

MESSED UP PRIORITIES

As if you needed more proof that the KCMO police department is being run by Bozo the clown. The police department set up a FREAKING STING OPERATION to get a stolen TUBA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME! They put more effort into getting this tuba than they have at getting gangs and drugs off the street.

DEAD MAN WALKING

He might not of gotten the Death Penalty but this guy will be dead in prison within a month. Phil Kline should of rejected this guys plea deal.

LAST NIGHT WAS A PUSH

As of 8:20am this morning the magic number of shootings in the metro last night is 2. Vegas keeps the money and Kansas City keeps moving up on the Murda ranks.

1. It was only a matter of time before a shooting took place at a bar called White Trash.

2. No surprise in the location of this shooting. There is so much lead in the streets of KCK that the EPA might have to issue a health warning.

THE EAST SIDE GETS A RAISE

Oh wait, this was a raise in minimum wage not welfare. .....

MIKEY DOESN'T LIKE IT

Today when I got to my inbox for jocosob@yahoo.com I was surprised to find emails all pointing to the direction of this ass clowns column. I seriously was unaware that anyone other than his parents actually read the mindless rambling of JOCO's Mr. Irrelevant. So I followed the link and stumbled across a column that looks like it was written by a man trying to prove his worth.

Mikey thought it would be a good idea today to discredit local bloggers and label them "citizen reporters" (is he not a citizen?) because one blogger got some facts screwed up. The first thing that came to my mind was why is an elitist Kansas City Red Star reporter writing about blogs? Shouldn't he be above that? Why would this guy even waste his time reading blogs?

Well the answer is simple, he lacks talent. You see Mike is incapable of coming up with his own story ideas and is pretty much out of touch with the Metro area and NEEDS the local blogs to come up with story ideas & angles. How many times can he write about Phil Kline and cyclist?

Mikey did you not notice that over 1oo of your buddies just got canned from the paper that you write for and that people with your job are being fired all across the country? Newspapers are a thing of the past. Only the truly talented will survive, where does that leave you?

A STORY YOU DON'T READ EVERYDAY

This woman was forced to remove her nipple rings before boarding her flight.