TEACHERS PLANNING PERIOD?

Teachers get all the best perks, summers off and now this.

QUICK HITS

TEN STORIES THAT YOU MORONS SHOULD OF READ TODAY WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU TO.

1. America takes another step towards socialism. I can't wait to have Arbor day off.

2. Jesse Jackson Jr. says he as done nothing wrong, which of course means that he is guilty as hell.

3. Terrorist have there own little cyber world to rage war in.

4. Miami is using foreclosed homes to house the homeless.... There is soo much wrong with this story.

5. STL moron gets stuck in chimney trying to rob a house the Clause way.

6. KCMOSD swears in another crop of idiots to fail your kids.

7. As it snows in Houston today scientist in the UK testify about man made global warming. Liberals are such idiots.

8. KCMO parents are upset that their kids were made to go to school with a couple of inches of snow on the ground. Normally I would call these parents a bunch of pansies BUT considering where their kids were attending to school, they might have a point.

9. Is Kansas City without two meteorologists on the news tonight?

10. 800k for allegedly being called mammy? Crap you can call me a lot worst for a lot less. This chick is starting to look petty.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never thought I would read this headline. "KC POLICE SWEEP NETS 92 ARRESTS". So what if this only a diversionary tactic by the mayor to get himself and his wife out of the headlines.

A BREAK FROM POLITICS

I will be taking a break from discussing National and Local politics until after the 1st of the year. I tried taking an unofficial break after the election but that didn't help so that leaves me with quitting cold turkey. I will still link to some of the stories but nothing beyond that.

Ever since the election it seems that every blog wants to be political, every blog wants to suddenly matter and every blog nearly sounds the same. So why not take 30 days off from covering crap that everyone else has said 1000 times? Seems like a good time to me.

SEX IN THE NEWS

While skimming the headlines this morning I couldn't help but notice that there were a ton of stories regarding sex posted today.

1. Amy Hawley of KSHB cover the topic "Too Tired for Sex"

2. Foxnews gives you 9 tips on how to keep sex from getting boring.

3. Jessica Biel is thankful for her body.

4. Hookers face tough times in Economy

5. Women cheat more than men.

6. Porn industry looks to help fight global warming by offering recycling of sex toys..EWW!

7. Tips for wives on how to survive when you are "Sex Starved"

8. 5 stocking stuffers.

QUICK HITS

10 stories worth reading in the news today.

1. Pakistan refuses to release terrorist to India. I am sure that Obama will fix this.

2. Straight people that are sick MIGHT want to rethink calling in sick tomorrow.

3. Stripper tries to keep job in the family by utilizing her 16 year old daughter. I am surprised that this story didn't take place in Raytown.

4. Military jet crashes in San Diego.

5. LA cracks down on street gangs. Yeah, that will work............

6. High School kids in NYC get their ass's kicked by security guards at school for using cell phones.

7. Governors official stance. "Once you go black, you don't go back"

8. Jerry Jones attacks Marion Barber, classless.

9. Women more likely to die from heart attacks then men. What the story fails to mention is that women are the leading cause of heart attacks FOR MEN.

10. Attention Wal Mart Shoppers - You can now by I Phones in the electronics department. Isn't an I phone a little bit too classy for Wal Mart?

THE WIRE - KETCHUP

East side residents can take comfort in the fact that red is at least a Christmas color. Once the snow comes neighborhoods through out the East Side will be able to display their blood red snow displays.

1. Hanging out at 4am in front of a school typically wont get you shot in JOCO, but in North East KCMO you can almost count on it.

2. KCMO woman (with a great name) admits to torching house with kid inside.

3. Don't sleep on KCK. TWO SHOT, one dead and a partridge in a pear tree.
4. Robbing a laundromat? The payoff sucks. Way to use your brains KCMO residents.

5. KCMO man shot two different time on the same night. What a town!

LEARY TUESDAYS

AUTO BAILOUT

Are they going to offer relief to the car buyers that bought crappy American cars the same way they were going to offer relief to people that singed up for crappy loans?

HIP HOP FLASHBACK

THE KCMO CHRISTMAS CD

Coming soon to a JOCO retailer near you a new Christmas Classic brought to you by SOB Productions.

A VERY MERRY KCMO CHRISTMAS

1. The 12 months of Funkhouser

2. How the Squit stole Christmas

3. All I want for Christmas is my GED

4. Little Gunner Boy

5. I saw mommy getting pimped by Santa

6. Frosty the Dope Man

7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Drunk

8. The NAACP ain't coming to town

9. I'll be home for Chirstmas ( in 10-20 years)

10. Silver Glocks

11. White City Hall - A Squitiro Solo

12. KCMO got run over by Cordish Group

13. Have yourself an unaccredited education

14. Rocking around a stolen Christmas Tree

15. The night before depositions

16. Hark the Narc and let bullets ring

17. Santa Clause got stabbed walking through town.

18. Wheres the blow, wheres the blow, wheres the blow

JOCO BOOZIN MOMS

First of all let me state that I am not sure if this woman is a native of JOCO or a transplant. The 79th street area is part of NOJOCO so anyhthing is possible. BUT just because you live in wannabe JOCO that is no excuse to drink and drive your kids to school and tarnish the good name of our county. Take a cue from the women of SOJOCO and deal with your depression by trying to act like you are still in a sorority, live through your kids, get a boob job, nail some guy you met at Nick & Jakes, get 5000 friends on facebook or my personal favorite sell Pampered Chef products.

This woman should be forced to move into the DMZ part of JOCO, Roeland Park.

WOULD YOU RATHER......................

Would you rather save a homeless animal or a homeless person?

I ask this question because I have heard a lot of people lately saying that it is important for us to remember the homeless animals this time of year (it gets better). Taking these discussions to another level I have been asking them what it is that they do for homeless people and most of them have responded with "nothing".

Now anyone that reads this blog knows that I think that the homeless get exploited every Christmas by the media but that doesn't mean I think you should help them out. I also can't believe that there are people out there that rather save the life of a kitten over that of a human being.

Have you ever taken a step back and looked at all you have and wondered how far away from being that guy/gal you are? Most people take for granted that once they reach a certain income level/life style that they are there forever. However there are many of us who have made a lot of money but lost it due to the economy(2001-2002). Many of us have busted our asses to get back to that previous level and then some just so we don't end up there again. We got through those times with the help of family, friends, spouses and luck.

What if you have no family, friends, spouse and you have crappy luck? What if you saw people caring more about kittens and puppies than you and your family?

All that I am saying is that if you are going to help out those on four legs do it in addition to helping out those on two, not in place of it.

Biker Claus is coming to town

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