Sunday, February 14, 2010

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

“Crash involving Amish buggy ruled homicide”

Anytime you have the words Amish, Buggy and homicide in a sentence……….

THE WIRE - SEX, MONEY & MURDER

Are metro bangers getting an early start this year? 
1.  If it weren’t for the large amount of murders on Olive most of us wouldn’t even know that the street existed. Add another one to the tally
2. Pointing a gun at officers isn’t a good enough reason to get shot.   That comes from the Braniac family in KCK whose son was killed by police after the kid was involved in a rolling gun battle through the city. 
3. Kansas city’s arson problem continues to grow and grow and grow and…..
4.  Happy Rock chick shot twice in shoulder.
5.  41 year old dudes both named William involved in KCK standoff. If you don’t have your life figured out by 40 then you might as well be in prison.

KCMOSD – CLOSE TO CLOSING DOWN?

When businesses are about to be split up or be sold off you typically see consolidation of buildings and people.  Could eliminating half of the districts buildings and over 250 teaching jobs be a sign of the future?  One can only hope.  The business model that is the KCMOSD is a complete and total failure.  If this were a private business they would been gone before the Yugo.  Instead the “Board of Directors” and most of the employees remain on the job and the only real turnover is the CEO/Super. 
The success of the students that joined the Independence school district should be all the proof needed to make this happen sooner than later.
1.  Is the closure of half the districts schools really part of a plan to fix the district?  If the kids aren’t learning anything in a smaller classroom in a school closer to home then what the hell is going to happen when these kids have to travel further and are getting less attention paid to them by their teachers?
2.  KC STAR columnist Yael T.  Alphabet’s latest column is further proof that apathy has set in on the districts failures.
3.  Congratulations to Central High students for winning the coveted “Most Dangerous School in District” award.  

SILENT BOB EJECTED by SOUTHWEST

Playboy Likes Megan Fox


After reading through Hugh Hefner’s list of chicks I think it is safe to say that the guy has lost his mind.  Half of those chicks aren’t even in the top 25.  

KING OF PYREX

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

1-800-DUM-BASS



What a pathetic display of leadership.
“ahh yes Mr. Mayor can you tell me why you have failed at everything you have attempted?”
“ahh yes, Mr. Mayor what is it like to bang a troll?”
“ ahh yes Mr. Mayor do you know where East KCMO is?”
“ahh yes Mr. Mayor can you explain again how new sidewalks educate kids?”

Monday, February 08, 2010

JAY Z – THE LYRICAL THIEF

Yet you morons still buy his crap.

PARENTS HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY……….

Why is it the clothing manufactures fault for making these clothes?  If trailer park and section 8  parents would monitor what their kids wear there would be no problem. 
After all they wouldn’t be making it unless they new they could sell it.
This ranks right up there with parents that complain about the violence in music, video games, TV and movies.  
If you buy this crap for your kids it is YOU that is responsible. 
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GOT THE WINTER BLUES?

Crappy day for men in the metro

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1.  JOCO man gets Indiana Jonesed while Jogging.

2.  And then this guy gets American Me’d outside of a bar.

John Murtha – Dead Traitor

NOT A SINGLE TEAR SHED FOR A DEAD JACKASS

Most people will probably talk about how sad it is that this guy died and try to gloss over the fact that John Murtha was one of the biggest douche bags of this decade.  
These are just a few of his greatest hits and this is what his legacy will be. 

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WARNING TO KANSAS CITY METRO RESIDENTS!!!!!!!!

Scientist have proven that listening to

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 Shannin and Parks could kill you.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

ECO DOUCHEBAGGERY (tm)

 

1.  Let’s hope that the rope he hangs himself with is biodegradable.

2.  Going “Green” might be the biggest hoax ever perpetrated in the history of the world.  Those of you morons that actually believed this crap have to be feeling pretty stupid right now.

3.  How long will it be before Obama taxes those in warmer climates to help with snow removal in Cartoon_BannerLogicother states?  Is it really fair that those of us that live in colder temperatures have to pick up the whole cost for snow removal? 

4. There will be douchebags out there that will try to connect the record lows and snowfalls to global warming.  They have even started to call it “climate change” to keep their psychotic hopes alive.  When you run into one of these morons it is important to talk slow.

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