And you ain't nothing but a Dopemans.........

You can Kiss My Ass

There is absolutely no reason for this post other than the fact the number of ignorant F's in this city is at an all time high.

1.  You dumb bastards that are arguing with people on the Casey Anthony verdict
2.  You Mercedes driving ignorant F's that think that rain=snow
3.  Anyone that still believes that Hope and Change are good for the country.
4.  Fat chick at the pool that thinks its ok to wear a bikini.  Ewww.
5. KCI airport for being an hour away from civilization and making us drive through crap parts of the city to get to and from your vacant location.
6. Stupid bastard that knocks at my door trying to sell me a $7 candy bar at 630pm for a charity that I never hard of. 
7.  F' Cheddar Bob for making white people look ignorant in 8 mile. 
8.  Overland Park police for blocking 69 highway off on the 4th of July because you are incapable of handling traffic that you knew was going to happen for over a year.
9.  The KC Scout for putting up Stalin like Firework warnings all over OP. 
10. JOCO cops cracking down on fireworks rather than douchbags cooking meth in North OP.
11.  White People that say shizzle and nizzle.  Seriously???

Almost Daily Link Blast

A weeks worth of links that are worth reading.  

1.  10 ways that people piss you off with emails.

2.  Who says that women athletes with skill can't be hot?  Sorry softball player chick.

3.  Tatted up Moms

4.  List of the countries best hot dogs.

5.  15 Awesome Grill Designs 

6. If any of you follow all 15 of these hygiene tips then you are insane.  Some of these are just disgusting. 

7.  Here is a no brainer - Massage is better for your back than medicine.

8.  Miley Cyrus becomes less attractive when she speaks.  

9.  Big Mac and Beer?

10.  Cavallari - Thats all you need to know

11.  5 ways to get rid of your one night stand

Shit Eating Grin

Now you know why this Union burn out is smiling. 

Failure = $$$

Fu** Up an entire nations way of life and get a raise. The Obama incentive program.  

Ice Cube - Check Yo Self

KATIE HORNER IS DONE

Don't let the door hit you on the way out you mom jean wearing psychopath.  Property values in the metro just increased 10%.

Boil Order in JOCO?

Is JOCO really old enough to have major waterline breaks like the one we had today?  No.  

Someone should be looking into the crappy work that Water One has been doing for JOCO because the only reason we should ever boil water is to fend off KCMO & KCK residents from entering our Utopia.  

UPDATE:  A SINGLE RACCOON DID THIS?????????????

Bad Meets Evil - Fast Lane

Almost Daily Link Blast

Become enlightened 

1.  Missouri has one of the most dangerous water supplies in the world
2.  The best in Cougar Swimwear soon to be displayed in a JOCO gated communities
3.  Disgusting crap you can buy on Amazon.
4.  Nelson Atkins is home to one of the worlds greatest glass buildings.  See the other 14.
5.  Cartoon Characters that are probably sex offenders
6.  Women soccer players look outstanding. (at least 1 - 16 do) Top 30
7.  Selena Gomez Legs - Enough said
8.  Summer Drinks for people that don't like nursing a beer
9.  Skanks of Missouri Hooters calendars.
10.  Awesome Star Wars recruiting posters.

Pippa Middleton lingerie?

We should all thank Usher for his vision in helping us with our vision.

La Coka Nostra Feat. B-Real - I'm An American

D12 ft. Trick Trick- I Made It

Question of the Week

Is Fathers Day celebrated in KCMO?

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