THE WIRE - Funkhouser is dangerous

 

It is good to be back discussing crime in this jacked up city.  Can anyone say that the violence in this city has seen any reduction in the past 3 years?  Then why the hell would you want to reelect Funkhouser?  Are sidewalks in front of schools more important than saving lives?  This man and his administration have been a failure in protecting the citizens of Kansas City which is truly the only job that the government should do. 

1. Pedophile was a Scout Leader and Cop?  Don't these groups do any background checks?
2.  Apparently the threat of terrorism and violent crime in our city has vanished.  Why else would they spend so much time and money on a freaking online gambling ring.
3.  "Tougher neighborhoods"?  Reading this story you would think that this took place in East KCMO and not Overland Park.  Nice writing.
4. Independence Cop tries out for the part of Barney Fife.
5.  KCK cops raid the ONE apartment complex in KCK that doesn't have a drug lab.  What are the odds?

OP DRIVERS BEWARE

Here are the most dangerous intersections in the city

THE WIRE - CRIMINAL MINDED

After the week that some of us bloggers have had I thought that the headline was fitting for todays wire segment.  

1.  Jocoeveryman faces life in Prison for inappropriate use of  control+c and control+v.  
2.  Jocosob faces 50 years under the "guilty by association" act passed by the morse township in 1873.  
3.  Have I been typing on a fake laptop?  


4.  KCK residents don't have the holiday spirit.  One dead, shot, murdered, killed.......

5.  You never hear people say that murder victims were anything other than "good kid".  Do bad kids ever get shot in KCMO? 
6.  Pepper Spray 1 Fake Gun 0
7.  Fat Albert is wanted for OP theiving.  Russel is going to be pissed!

KCK WT SUSPECT IN MISSING OP GIRL

Sometimes you just see a picture of someone and know that they are pieces of crap. This piece of crap is a perfect example.

OLD TOWN OVERLAND PARK GIVES US SOMETHING TO DO

Old Town Overland Park actually has some pretty decent events planned for October.  I just wish they would stop calling it "Downtown".   

THE WIRE - EVERYDAY STRUGGLE

It is always the same neighborhoods in this damn update. Can't drug dealers set up shop in Hallbrook? Slang a little heroine in the cul de sac. Drive by on the rivals over at the Links? Hell they have whores in those neighborhoods why not slanging and banging? Boring ass gated communities.

1. KCMO man tries to rekindle flame with his exwife by stabbing her new boyfriend and trying to abduct her and the kids. Will she take him back?

2. Robbing a DMV gets you what exactly? Olathe criminals are almost as ignorant as Olathe city counsel members.

3. Killing Hispanics in KCMO only gets you 5 years.

4. Lawrence Perv. On a side note, you never hear of women exposing themselves to teenage boys on playgrounds..

5. KCMO schools are being littered with flyers asking for help solving murders....Nice schools.

6. Pistol whipped, awesome. There aren't enough stories in the news about "pistol whipping"

7. Overland Park doesn't just hand over its money.

HEADS UP OP CHICKS!

THERE IS A RAPIST ATTACKING WOMEN IN PARKING LOTS. KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL.

WHILE KCMO FALLS APART

OP THRIVES

THE WIRE - DEATH AROUND EVERY CORNER

KCMO, YOU SUCK.

1. WTF JOCO! Overland Park, Olathe, Shawnee ALL WITH SEX CRIMES!

2. Man gets his ass beat in KCK on one of the most disgusting streets in the city.

3. Soccer fans take note of this shooting and its location. THIS is where your new complex is going to be.

4. Innocent man killed with stray bullet in front of his little kids in the East Side.

5. Independence and Meth to together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

KC BBQ UPDATE - ADAMS RIB

If you haven't checked out Adams Rib on 87th street yet then you are missing out on some great food. I went for the first time on Tuesday of this past week and it was so good that I had to take the family there again yesterday. This place is a pleasant change from the usual BBQ in this town.

I recommend that you get the Baby backs, sweet potato fries, beans and use their spicy sauce.

ENJOY
9148 Santa Fe Drive
Overland Park, KS 66212
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KIDS EAT FREE ON MONDAYS

THE WIRE - CITY LIGHTS

The weather is so nice outside tonight that you know that the east side is going to be full of red and blue lights. Remember to keep your head on a swivel, watch your mirrors and keep one in the chamber. Happy Hunting!


1. Pimping aint easy in the JO.

2. North Land chicks aren't into Happy Endings.......

3. Nice weather outside = East Side shooting.

4. Overland Park isn't quite ready for the whole Swap Meet concept.

5. East Side residents got their knives back from the sharpener.

6. What kind of sick F&&( spray lighter fluid on a 10 year old?

THE WIRE - IT'S FRIDAY, LET THE GAMES BEGIN

You silly bastards have been busy. Shootings, theiving, running cops over... I can't wait to see what you come up with for the weekend.

1. Grandview starts things off right with an early evening shooting.

2. Overland Park man makes being a liar a full time profession (no he isn't a lawyer or car salesman).

3. Further proof that those east of OP are missing a few brain cells.

4. This bastard needs to have battery acid poured over his body.

5. If you leave your car unlocked don't complain about getting your crap stolen. This isn't Mayberry.

6. And crotch rocket riders wonder why they get picked on by cops.........

SCOUT SIGNS IN OP

Since when did the Scout signs become message boards for big brother? This weekend there were several signs that are SUPPOSE to be giving out traffic info that were instead telling you that fireworks are illegal in OP.

WTF is this crap? Is this what we have to look forward too? The OP city government needs to think before acting because this pissed off almost everybody. We don't need you issuing us orders as we drive you control freaks.

OP BLIGHT MAKES NATIONAL NEWS

I would like to thank a reader for finding this nice little gem in todays news. The vacancy of Metcalf South is now giving our great city a black eye at a National Level.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

You gotta love a warm dry weekend!

1. As JOCO kids celebrate their High School graduations and prepare for college, KCK kids are already working in there future profession. 3 shot in one night.

2. Don't you think it would be a good idea to hide the keys if you work at a freaking group home. The best part of this story is the fact that a 10 year old was involved in the theft. Awesome!

3. Pulling a knife on someone is common place in KCMO schools. Hell it is even encouraged considering the alternative is pulling a gun. Well when it happens at a OP middle school it is headline worthy!

4. JOCO's low crime rate allows officers to spend time helping people in other ways.

THE WIRE - THE UMM joco EDITION

Blue Valley remains safe while old JOCO edges closer to WYCO status. Blue Valley County sounds pretty damn good right now.

1. The ghetto of PV is home to a child porn collector. Remember when PV was nice?

2. Last months wild west bank robbery in Lenexa gets even messier.

3. 3 more whores have been taken off the mean streets of Overland Park. Side note: What the hell is Whore #3 doing with the other two. Most whores are ugly but that one is damn ugly. Is she the bait and switch model?

THE WIRE - THE WAY OF THE GUN

I would like to take this time to remind the drive by shooters of the metro that they are not allowed to cross 119th street. This rule benefits both parties. 1. We the people of SOJOCO don't have to worry about getting shot while sleeping. 2. If you shoot people or at people North of 119th street the police really don't care. That is all.

1. Shots fired at a house on 157th street. That's right, 157tth street. Time to form a posse.

2. Cops shoot man on Charlotte

3. Anyone else find it funny that an inner city apartment complex is called Homestead? KCMO man shot and killed on his homestead.

4. KCMO thieves like cheap ass phones. after he attempts to go Menace II Society on them. Oh yeah, the dude died.

GET RID OF N. OP

Yet another incident north of College Blvd. This time car windows are getting shot out.

WT ROBBERIES ON THE RISE IN N. OP

Wow, if you were ever looking for a WT stereotype this guy fits it.

1. Robs Gas Stations

2. Too stupid to use a gun

3. Tattoo on his gut probably saying something like "gangsta"

4. Wearing a wife beater

If this clown is smart he will get his ass to KCK where he can blend in better.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

I gotta hand it to you crazy bastards, you really stepped up your game this weekend. Hell you even drove into OP to drop a body. Awesome.

1. Kids on Prospect cant even find safety inside their houses from their parents.

2. You rarely hear of a murder taking place before 11am in KCK (usually too early)let alone on a Saturday.

3. Drug addicts die in Columbia, Missouri.

4. KCK man kills a JOCO resident, IN JOCO.