Dear Mr. Mayor, When you are looking for answers for the problems in your life you needn't look any further than HIP HOP music. Eazy E for example give you great advice on how to deal with your wife. If I were you I would drop the double barrel and grab the harpoon as Mr. E suggests.
No this is not me being a SOJOCO snob, this is me warning you of the poor quality of Wal-Mart meat(if you can call it that). If you go this route you might as well put a can of spam on everyones plate. Skimp and save the rest of the weak but don't go this route for freaking Easter.
Never buy your meat from a place that can change your oil and sell you tires.
When I think Pirate I don't think of some dork with a laptop writing scripts to break Sonys latest encryption programs. Missing limbs, hooks, patches, parrots, treasure chest, planks, rum, wenches and flags with skulls on them are what pirates are really all about and don't forget it. Don't replace Long John Silver and Blackbeard with nerds with pocket protectors and thumb drives instead of swords.
I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.
I was starting to wonder if KCMO had turned the corner and their days of violence were over. Did the Tulips actually work? Did the Chief of police implement a plan that worked? Maybe the Mayor organized the neighborhoods effected by this violence and they fought back.....
A truck load of Beauty products was stolen today in JOCO and with that the sounds of 40 something wannabe trophy wives screaming south of 135th street could be heard for miles away.
How will they face the world in their true skin?
What will their husbands do when they see them unpainted?
Will the grocery store manager still hit on them?
The police don't have a clue on where to look but they can go ahead and rule out looking in KCK. One truck load of makeup isn't enough to help the women there.
