QUICK HITS

1. Someone finally takes a stand against the Chicken Dance.
2. KCMO Police detain Toad. In other parts of town people are getting shot, raped, car jacked etc... but the city sleeps peacefully tonight knowing that Toad is locked up. Bond has not been set.
3. PMS blamed for wife missing. It was odd reading about a guy using PMS to cover up for something. If your last name is Peterson, your name rhymes with acey and you are married the holidays suck for you. First Lacey and now Stacey.
4. We all know that drinking leads to pregnancy but now it is safe to drink while pregnant.
5. Women make crappy carjackers. Expect these 5 to utilize the above mentioned Peterson defense.
6. Crappy drivers are the least of your worries when driving on KC highways. I am all for a draw bridge system surrounding Johnson County.
7. USA! USA! USA!

SWEET DADDY D

ALMOST AS FUNNY AS ACHMED

HISPANIC PC IS GOING TOO FAR

By Melissa Underwood An Arizona Spanish-language radio station is blasting a local police department for what it says is racial profiling: describing the suspect in a series of child rapes as "Hispanic." Police are offering $25,000 for any information leading to an arrest in the case of the "Chandler Rapist," who began assaulting victims in Chandler, Ariz., in June 2006. The suspect is described as Hispanic, 28 to 40 years old, short with a muscular build, dark hair and hazel or brown eyes.

Phoenix news talk radio station, KNUV 1190 AM, has complained to the police department about the description, claiming that "Hispanic" refers to an ethnicity, not a race.

"Hispanic could be white, it could be black, it could be dark-skinned complexion," said Mayra Nieves, vice president of programming. "We Hispanics see it that way."

Police won't budge. They say they are following normal procedures for releasing information based on victims' descriptions. Five victims between the ages of 12 and 14 have described their assailant as Hispanic.

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This story will make you long for the days of a good old fashioned NAACP protest. Has the hispanic community lost it's F'n MIND? THERE ARE KIDS GETTING RAPED AND THESE PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE TERM HISPANIC????????????? Fine, call him an IILEGAL!

OUT OF CONTROL PARENTS

AMAZING!

ANOTHER LIBERAL PLAN FAILS

NY Governor Abandons License Plan By DEVLIN BARRETT Associated Press Writer Nov 14th, 2007 | WASHINGTON -- New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer said Wednesday he was abandoning a plan to issue driver's licenses to illegal immigrants, but said that the federal government had "lost control" of its borders and left states to deal with the consequences. "I have concluded that New York state cannot successfully address this problem on its own," Spitzer said at a news conference after meeting wtih members of the state's Congressional delegation.
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The arrogance of liberals is fascinating. They come up with these socialist plans in dark room where nobody can see or hear them. They do this because they don't think YOU CAN.

The plus side to this whole thing is that most liberals have no spine. This is why they are always labeled wafflers in elections and need to spin all of their ideas. The lack of spine often times means that these programs never come to fruition and we can continue to be a free country rather than a socialist republic.

GOOD NEWS FOR JEWISH PEOPLE

The leader of the Democratic Party (Howard Dean) says that Jewish people can go to heaven. The democrats even think that they control heaven. Of course if they did you would pay a tax to enter.

EVEN THE DOGS OF KCK DON'T HAVE A CHANCE

It is sad that this man who took good care of his dogs had them slaughtered at the hands of the Unified Government. What floors me is that these were the dogs that they chose to kill. NOT the wild packs of dogs that wonder through Central & State avenue. I think it is safe to say that for every squirrel that overland park has running the streets that KCK has a wild dog darting in/out of traffic, avoiding gunshots and drug needles while trying to out hustle the homeless for choice trashcans. It is truly a sad site to see.

I can only hope that these dogs find their way west of 435 if they hope to remain KCK dogs.

HILLARY TRIES TO "FIX" DEBATE

The arrogance of this woman will never cease to amaze me. Issuing a warning to debate moderators? She got her ass handed to her in the last debate and is still blaming everyone but herself. Hillary truly believes that the American people are stupid and will buy her lame ass excuses.

" CNN's Wolf Blitzer has been warned not to focus Thursday's Dem debate on Hillary. 'This campaign is about issues, not on who we can bring down and destroy,' top Clinton insider explains. 'Blitzer should not go down to the levels of character attack and pull 'a Russert.'' Blitzer is set to moderate debate from Vegas, with questions also being posed by Suzanne Malveaux... Blitzer says he is not being pressured by any campaign..."

QUICK HITS

1. It must suck to live in a country that you can't kill animals. No word yet on how the monkey was punished.
2. Why is calling someone a crackhead wrong when they are in fact a crackhead? Marion Barry has been through more rocks than Fred Flintstone.
3. The United Nations thinks that it is criminal not to believe in the religion of global warming. This is why i purposely try to litter at least 3 times a week.
4. Never bring a hairbrush to a gun fight. Also never say that the hairbrush is a gun. Also never threaten the NYPD.
5. I KNEW THERE WAS A BLOGGER UNION! Sadly I will not be joining them on strike. I need the money.
6. EWWW!
7. The kinkiest honeymoon ever?

SICK OF HIGH GAS PRICES?

Then these two stories should make you feel better.

1. Saudi prince purchases jet for $320 million.
2. Shockingly Saudis refuse to produce more oil.

It sure is a good thing that the democrats have blocked all oil drilling in the United States (remember 2005 vote to drill??). While you are at it be sure to thank them for taxing the hell out of gas.

COLLINS OUT 6 WEEKS.

He had surgery on his ankle today and is expected to miss the next 6 weeks ( at a minimum). This is bad news for a team all ready missing Brandon Rush.

CROYLE NAMED STARTER, FINALLY

Why the Chiefs went into the season with Huard as their starter is beyond me. Why the Chiefs left him as the starter for as long as they did is beyond me. Going into this years season who in their right mind thought that the Chiefs could compete with the Patriots or the Colts? Or make it to the playoffs? So why did we go into the season with a guy that had never been more than a backup instead of starting the QB that could be our future? We wasted half the season with the antics of Huard when we could of been giving Croyle a shot to prove himself.

Do the Chiefs want to go into next years draft not knowing what they have in Croyle and possibly pass on drafting another QB because they think he is the man? Don't blame Herm, blame Carl. Anyone that watched the training cap series on HBO knows that Herm wanted Croyle and Carl wanted Huard. Carl just couldn't face the fact that he has put this team in the worst spot it has been since his arrival and would do anything to finish .500, including sacrificing the teams future.

So we finally get to see what this kid has in him, thanks Herm for not making this season completely worthless. One more thing. How about putting in some of our backup O Line to see if they are worth a damn as well.

UPDATE TO 435 SHOOTING KARMA?

The man killed on 435 this weekend (in the shootout) was the same guy arrested for stealing a scooter from an old lady back in July. Remember that video?

CHAPPELLE VIDEO - WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

CLASSIC DAVE

CLINTON TRASHES FLAGS FOR VETERANS DAY

FORESHADOWING?

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