STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE

THIS COULD BE THE FUNNIEST BLOG I HAVE EVER READ.
And you know if this was a blog stereotyping another minority that there would be hell to pay.

UPDATE: IT NOW APPEARS THAT LOCAL BLOGGERS ARE COPYING OFF OF THIS GUYS BLOG AS WELL. THERE IS NO SHAME TO KC AREA BLOGGERS.

QUICK HITS

1. Once again violence hits the most overrated community in the Metro.

2. The worst headline I have ever seen for a sports story in media history. "Viking Quest Completed"? The guy that wrote that should be canned.

3. The Kansas City Star continues to cram light rail down our throats. It is almost as if they had an agenda but we all know that isn't possible, right?

4. Are we suppose to feel pity for a bunch of kids that took bad drugs? Give me a freaking break.

5. Will Global Warming be the cause for the sudden aggressiveness of Sting Rays?

6. Cat fight amongst middle school teachers. The lack of pictures for this story is another sign of crappy journalism.

7. Maybe the Chinese Army isn't all that it is hyped to be. What army needs reinforcements to battle monks?

8. Liberals want you to pay more for gas. I couldn't make up this story if I tried.

DID HILLARY APPROVE OF BILL & MONICA?

According to this story Hillary was at the White House when Monica ruined her Blue Dress. How does this go on without her knowing and approving?

MY PICKS ARE DONE!

I am going a different route this year and keeping the same bracket in all of my pools except for my title winner.
National Champs
Carolina in 2 brackets & UCLA in 2 brackets
Title Game
Carolina vs UCLA
Final 4
Kansas Pitt Carolina UCLA
Elite 8 Carolina Louisville Kansas Georgetown Pitt Texas UCLA Duke
Sweet 16
Carolina, Notre Dame, Louisville, Tenn, Kansas, Clemson, Wisconsin, Georgetown, Memphis,Pitt, Stanford, Texas, UCLA, Drake, Xavier, Duke

Take these picks to the bank. Bet your life savings. These are can't miss! I hope.

Easter

Today someone asked me what my plans were for Easter. I told them that the family and I are going to sit in front of a cave and wait for someone to come out.

I was kidding of course.

QUICK HITS

1. Another night and yet another shooting. This time in KCK (hard to believe, I know) a man gets shot in the ass and the other guy gets shot in the shoulder. For those of you keeping track at home this is the first ass shooting of the year.

2. Update: The woman that was shot in "the other" Blue Valley died last night.

3. KCK Hooker falls asleep on the job.

4. If you take a look around the KCMO school district you see what a great job that this guy did in desegregating the school district (drove the white kids out). Now Benson wants to run for the School Board.

5. I am typically not in favor of eminent domain but seriously doesn't Sugar Creek need to start over? The people that live in the armpit of the metro should be thankful that someone is willing to buy their homes.

6. Saudi's open lesbian hotel.

FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES

In the modern era of air travel (since 9-11) you can't get up and go to the bathroom without an armed escort, you cant bring on a bottle of water and you sure as hell can't bring toothpaste onto the plane. BUT THEY DO ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS UNTIL YOU ARE DONE.

JOCO & KCMO both have a "Blue Valley". Guess which one this shooting took place in?

OLD FOLKS IN KC ON A CRIME SPREE

It is good to see old people getting off their ass's to chip in with Kansas City Crime. Having a city with a high crime rate is not an entitlement for the elderly.

1. Geezer in Independence robs a bank. You have no chance of evading arrest when your get away vehicle is a RASCAL.

2. Grandparents in Blue Springs take gardening to the next level. Her grandkids are going to miss her brownies.

CHALMERS ON ROME

MORE LIBERAL RACISM

For a party that is getting ready to nominate a black man as a presidential candidate there is an awful lot of racism going on from inside. This time it is an abortion clinic promoting the abortion of "black babies".

BLONDES ON BUMPER CARS

You could remove the word "bumper" from the title and it would still hold true.

LENEXA, KS MAYOR HATES THE AMERICAN FLAG

The stance that the city is taking against the American Flag that Perkins flies is a joke and the Mayor and counsel should be embarrassed. To top it off the Mayor says that the flag is a symbol of PERKINS (not America). Who is this guy and where the hell did he come from? Long gone are the days of Rich Becker

KCK IS ON THE BOARD

Who woulda thought that a cold rainy day would bring out the competitive spirit? KCK answers North East KCMO with a body of their own. Instead of lugging the body into the woods these guys decided to torch the house.

EARLY BIRD GET THE WORM

ST. PATRICK'S DAY won't slow down crime in the North East part of town. These guys got their work in at 7am so that they could catch the parade. However in their rush they forgot to hide the body.