Thursday, July 24, 2008

TRAINING CAMP STARTS TODAY


Can you hear the excitement? Neither can I but I am sure that trailer parks every where are full of anticipation today as the Chiefs head up to River Falls. Most of us "informed fans" understand that this year is a rebuilding year( a year late) and have extremely low expectations but you and I both know that Sports Talk radio will be full of WT fans calling in predicting the playoffs for the Chiefs. When you hear these calls just remember that these people are also allowed to vote........

MESSED UP PRIORITIES


As if you needed more proof that the KCMO police department is being run by Bozo the clown. The police department set up a FREAKING STING OPERATION to get a stolen TUBA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME! They put more effort into getting this tuba than they have at getting gangs and drugs off the street.

DEAD MAN WALKING


He might not of gotten the Death Penalty but this guy will be dead in prison within a month. Phil Kline should of rejected this guys plea deal.

LAST NIGHT WAS A PUSH


As of 8:20am this morning the magic number of shootings in the metro last night is 2. Vegas keeps the money and Kansas City keeps moving up on the Murda ranks.

1. It was only a matter of time before a shooting took place at a bar called White Trash.

2. No surprise in the location of this shooting. There is so much lead in the streets of KCK that the EPA might have to issue a health warning.

THE EAST SIDE GETS A RAISE


Oh wait, this was a raise in minimum wage not welfare. .....

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

MIKEY DOESN'T LIKE IT


Today when I got to my inbox for jocosob@yahoo.com I was surprised to find emails all pointing to the direction of this ass clowns column. I seriously was unaware that anyone other than his parents actually read the mindless rambling of JOCO's Mr. Irrelevant. So I followed the link and stumbled across a column that looks like it was written by a man trying to prove his worth.

Mikey thought it would be a good idea today to discredit local bloggers and label them "citizen reporters" (is he not a citizen?) because one blogger got some facts screwed up. The first thing that came to my mind was why is an elitist Kansas City Red Star reporter writing about blogs? Shouldn't he be above that? Why would this guy even waste his time reading blogs?

Well the answer is simple, he lacks talent. You see Mike is incapable of coming up with his own story ideas and is pretty much out of touch with the Metro area and NEEDS the local blogs to come up with story ideas & angles. How many times can he write about Phil Kline and cyclist?

Mikey did you not notice that over 1oo of your buddies just got canned from the paper that you write for and that people with your job are being fired all across the country? Newspapers are a thing of the past. Only the truly talented will survive, where does that leave you?

A STORY YOU DON'T READ EVERYDAY


This woman was forced to remove her nipple rings before boarding her flight.

AWESOME DAY IN KCK (that should be their slogan)


I for one am glad that Kansas City doesn't have a gang problem.

1. Why use a gun when a grenade is much more effective(if you know how to use it)? It is good to see that KCK is advancing to grenades as KCMO regresses to knives.

2. Parallel to what? Hell? This is the shooting that brought on the grenade attack.

3. KCMO man gets face lift from a 9mm.

4. Cut liver, blood in urine and messed up kidneys and spleen for the kids of this East Side mom.

5. People aren't the only things screwed in KCK.

6. JOCO juveniles go Hi Tech and stupid.

7. Another Ho bust in Lenexa.

8. If you were a peeping tom would you really target a Sears Dressing room? Good god some people have no standards.

9. When one thinks about prostitution the first place they think is Carbondale, Ks.

10. Roof prices are about to skyrocket!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. I almost didn't do a quick hits for today until I read this little White Trash GEM. It is one thing to rob a Waffle House, it is total White Trash to use a bomb threat to rob a Waffle House.

2. The Red Star considers the sale of Star Wars toys breaking news........

3. The Mayors "task force" attempts to paint a turd.

4. People in KCMO should just remove their doors and put all of their valuables in their front yard.

5. Crime was better when it was Organized in this city.

6. Meth & Lice will have to find a new home after their KCK residence closes.

7. Expect a weed shortage in KC.

8. URBAN AGRICULTURE? ARE THEY FREAKING KIDDING! Blood makes a terrible fertilizer.

9. These JOCO kids need their ass's kicked. Get a freaking life.

10. Last week police dogs were getting Kevlar vests, this week the brave men & women that are first on the scene don't get them.

TOP TEN MEXICAN JOINTS


In no order at all
1. Abuelos - Zona Rosa
2. Mi Ranchito - All over town
3. Ponaks - Southwest Blvd
4. La Fuente - Stanley
5. Salty Iguana - Prairie Village
6. Manny's - Southwest Blvd
7. Jalapenos - Lenexa & Stanley

8. Mi Cocina - Plaza Area

Best Fast Food Mexican
1. Taco Via - 95th and Antioch
2. In a Tub - N. Oak

Monday, July 21, 2008

KANSAS CITY IS UNDER ATTACK


READ IT


Starting today I am going to do a weekend wrap of what I think are the best blog post over the weekend. I thought about doing a daily wrap but my sidebar pretty much keeps people up to date on what people are talking about and Tony does a great job of spreading the word.

1. Midtown Miscreant - "Dude where is your car". I just stumbled upon Midtowns blog and I love it. This guy has the most interesting photos of KC on the net.

2. TonysKansas City - "KC MOPED RALLY" AWESOME FIND.

3. NickSloan - "KCK FIREWORKS REPORT"...Proving that KCK residents shouldn't be allowed to play with matches without proper JOCO supervision.

4. DEE - For her Tony Snow tribute.

5. BULL - BBQ'n with BOOZE...Thanks for the heads up! That is a class worth taking.

6. The Kansas Citian - Takes on KCMO Murder Rate.

SHOOTING/STABBING ODDS


I had to start including stabbings due to all of the criminals going green on us.

TODAYS OVER/UNDER:4

QUICK HITS - VIOLENT CRIME WRAP UP


It was a great weekend for violence in the metro. This is what you would call a Chamber of Commerce weekend. A weekend that a city should be proud of.......If that city was centrally located in Hell.

1. Stick and Stones will break, well a Semi.

2. Man gets stabbed to death over EBT CARD(WELFARE) by his 51 year old girlfriend. A true East Side love story.

3. Gardner, Ks best & brightest " I didn't know I stabbed him".

4. Dead bodies are popping up all over the place.

5. It isn't even safe to wash your car in KCK. KEEP THAT HOOPTIE DIRTY AND STAY ALIVE.

6. Man gets free hair cut (from knife) by home invader.

7. At least this guy can say that he got shot on the street named after the former Mayor.

8. Man shot on Central Avenue. Central to what? Hell?

PARENTING N DA HOOD


Seriously if you are a kid living in KCK or KCMO RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE!

1. KCK

2. KCMO