QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES OF THE DAY.

1. Bill Clinton has a date on Thursday night. I guess watching his wife whore herself out to Obama made him a little frisky and he can't stick around for the Obama speech.

2. MSNBC Fight Club. I am sure all 5 of their viewers were startled.

3. Ohio cheer leaders can whore it up at games but not at school. (video included)

4. The attack on Hot Dogs has begun. Liberal jackass's will not be happy until the only food we eat has been approved and rationed out by the government.

5. Too Fat for Murder???????????? Is this the Oprah Defense?

6. Dr. Dre's son found dead. Not Dre Day.

7. Illegals are afrad.....Tough crap, go home and face the drug cartels.

8. Further proof that Neil Diamond sucks.... as if we needed more

9. Nancy Pelosi is out of touch with reality.

10. Porn in Tenn park causes a stir.

CLINTON WHORES HERSELF OUT FOR MONEY

Proof that she will doing anything to pay off her campaign debt. Did anyone else laugh their ass's off while watching this? Holy crap woman! Have some standards.

KANSAS CITY'S DEATH ROW

It seems that the East Side of KCMO has turned into death row of sorts for the people living in that community. If you live there you know that you are going to be killed, the only difference being that at least on Death Row you get a last meal and it is done relatively pain free.

Is that why there are so many overweight people in that part of town? They have to treat every meal as their last? 56th & Garfield the latest execution.

THE MEDIA IS LATE TO THE BLIGHT GAME

KSHB is running a story regarding neighborhood blight this morning weeks after it started being covered by local bloggers. While it is good to see KSHB being more proactive than other networks in covering "real" problems in the metro, it would of been nice to of seen a product that was at least on the same level of Midtowns.

THEY MUST OF RELOADED.

Shooting someone is never the way to solve a problem. Shooting a woman is always a no no. Shooting a woman in the back is just plain chicken $hit. Way to keep it Gangsta KCMO.

RELOADING?

It was a quiet night in the hood last night. Has the city solved the crime problem? Don't count on it. The Mayor is busy defending his wife, the Police Chief remains clueless and the media is yet to tackle the real root of the problem.

Last night was simply a night to reload and regroup for the local gang bangers. I expect tonight to be an interesting night.

I LOVE HATERS

I would like to thank the kind people of KCMO and KCK for filling the comment section and my inbox today. The fact that this blog gets to you so much means that I am hitting too close to home. Thank you all for the validation and the kind words regarding the people of JOCO. Now hurry home before it gets dark and your stats end up on my blog.

THE GREATEST ROCK BAND

If not then they have to be in consideration...

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Do you pay extra or get a discount for a one legged prostitute?

QUICK HITS

The TOP 10 STORIES that you morons need to read before you open your pie holes today.

1. Topeka parents kill twin 3 year olds by leaving them in a hot car. DO YOU IDIOTS EVER LEARN! How many freaking kids die in the metro every year due to this crap? I know Topeka isn't the metro but come on!

2. Crooked ass Suzuki dealership is latest to go up in flames due to the local arson problem.

3. If you are a total loser you will probably be at this metro event.

4. Woman on woman crime hits Overland Park. If you rob from the old do you go to hell? And why in the hell is an 86 year old woman DRIVING!

5. How do you get held up by a knife? You can't outrun a bullet but a knife... KCMO.

6. Metro arson problem spreads to JOCO.

7. Texas parents offer sex with their 5 year old daughter for used car.

8. Madonna compares US War Hero McCain to Hitler.

9. Rebounding dollar yet another sign that liberals are morons.

10. Embarq to cut 1000 jobs.

WEEKEND CRIME REVIEW

What a performance by the local team! As predicted on Friday if you took the over on the shooting odds you were a big winner. If my streak of picks continues I may have my own odds making show on Local Cable. Call 913-Get-Shot for all of your street crime predictions.

1. KCK was first out of the gate with this double shooting on 12th street. You just knew that with a double to kick things off that it was going to be a big weekend.

2. KCMO wasn't going to just sit back and let KCK grab all the attention. 80th and Sycamore.

3. KCMO then came through in a big way with a TRIPLE drive-by shooting on 26th street.

4. KCMO AGAIN comes through with a single drive-by shooting on 44th street.

5. KCMO, KCMO, KCMO these guys were busy in a big way this weekend. Truman & Jackson.

6. AND ANOTHER DRIVE-BY FOR KCMO. Benton blvd. representing.

That's right Kansas City we had 9 shootings this weekend (that we know of). HOLY CRAP! THE METRO AREA NEARLY SHOT FOR THE CYCLE! 4 SINGLES, A DOUBLE & A TRIPLE.

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

Another video when Hip Hop didn't suck.

METRO SHOOTING OVER/UNDER

It is scary how accurate I have been with this thing. Can I actually see dead people? Anyways, the weather is suppose to be humid and in the upper 80's this weekend and school just started. So the number for the weekend is: 5. I for one am going to take the over on this.

TOP 5 MOST OVERRATED KC LOCATIONS

I am not going to go into an in depth explanation about each of these because most of you know that these places suck. This is just a warning for Tourists and village idiots looking to travel into KCMO.

1. 18th & Vine - Enjoy the new parking lot. (notice all the traffic there when this photo was taken, yeah me neither)

2. Crown Center - I believe that the shops are open 5 hours a day there and full of crap that you don't need.

3. Crossroads District - You can find better art on your home refrigerator. The people that go to this area play make believe that Kansas City has culture and therefore are total morons.

4. The Brooksider - Holy poser hell.

5. Science S**tty - This place might be the biggest joke in the metro.

HEY GLOOM & DOOM JACKASS'S

Where the hell are you now that oil has dropped? Where are all the idiots that flooded my comment section and inbox telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about when I stated that the price of oil would fall before the end of summer? Enjoy your smart cars jackass's.