If the dips**t that works at Journeys is from the SOJOCO area I would appreciate it if he left asap.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP
If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.
1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.
2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?
4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.
5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...
6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.
7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.
8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.
Monday, October 20, 2008
JOCO QUESTION OF THE DAY
How much of your paycheck do you think goes to supporting KCMO residents through wealth redistribution? What could you do with that money if it wasn't taken from you?
KCMO QUESTION OF THE DAY
What do you plan on purchasing with the tax money that you get from JOCO families through the distribution of Wealth?
QUICK HITS
Ten Stories that JOCOians will be discussing at work today. KCMO & KCK residents feel free to share these stories at the welfare office.
1. Men enter womens study at K State.. This would be a big deal if there was an actual difference between a man and a K State woman.
2. Not even the Hereford house is safe in KCMO! I guess JOCO is the new home of the Hereford House. Good job KCMO!
3. Can one really have a "day of the dead" celebration in KCMO? Talk about the holiday that keeps on giving all year round. Everyday is a day of the dead in the East Side.
4. There are at least 40,000 dumb ass's in the metro.
5. There is trouble brewing at the eye sore on your way to Gods Country.
6. If you are gay and you kill your "lover" and cook him and eat him you are looking at 30 years to digest him.
7. The death of cheesy 70's porn in Florida.
8. Obama would use Powell as an adviser? Kinda goes against his whole Iraq war stance.....
9. More wealth distribution on the way.
10. Global warming morons might have to find a new religion.
THE WIRE - Weekend Body Count
At least the metro has one team that has no quit in them, the gang bangers.
1. KCMO victims are getting younger and younger. These two were 16 & 17.
2. KCK will not go unnoticed. 2 shot.
3. I wonder if this is what Midtown was talking about when he described fall in his hood....
4. Another dead body found in KCK.
5. Are Metro residents dumping their bodies in Topeka?
6. 2 more dead in KCK.
7. East Side ethics: Kill the mom, spare the baby.
Friday, October 17, 2008
TEN METRO JOBS THAT CARL PETERSON COULD HAVE
Since this will probably be the last year for Carl Peterson it is important that we make sure that we find him a job. In order to protect the metro area from this mans lack of leadership we need to make sure that was steer him in the direction of something that he couldn't possibly mess up. You don't want him ending up at a company like American Century and ruining them. So here are 10 jobs that Carl is more than qualified for.
1. KCMOSD Superintendent -
2. CEO of Sprint -
3. Program director for 710 or 610 am.
4. Head of Ad sales at the Star.
5. East Side "religious" leader.
6. Wife of Mayor
7. Head search for Sprint Center Anchor Tenant.
8. Light Rail lobbyist
9. Chief of Police KCMO
10. Head of Union Station
On deck
11. Person that purchases Katie Horners jeans
ANOTHER REASON OLD PEOPLE SHOULDN'T DRIVE
How can we let people like this drive? This woman obviously suffers from dementia.If this is her opinion on the words that Palin and McCain use do we really want her behind the wheel of a car? If t
Thursday, October 16, 2008
THE RACE CARD AND THE USSP
Isn't it amazing that the only ones that continue to bring race into the discussion are those of the USSP? This crazy bastard is almost as dangerous as Obama.
SOCIALIST DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS
If you disagree with them, no matter who you are, they are going to come after you.
THE WIRE
If George Jefferson lived in Kansas City do you think he would want to move on up to the East Side? Hell no. Here is your 3 day catch up.
1. KCMO Killers show no class by driving a Taurus to commit murders. Put that drug money to use and get yourself a Lexus.
2. Something tells me that enrollment in this KCMO program is going to be higher than that of the KCMO School District. I guarantee that the people that end up with degrees in both will be the same.
3. KCMO residents decide to loot bank before Wall Street does. I admire the foresight that these gentlemen have.
4. Blue Springs HS Student charged in raping a 12 year old. Give him the chair.
5. OP 45 year old charged with fondeling a 12 year old. Give him the chair.
6. Drive up restraunts in KCMO mean Drive Up robberies. If you own a business in KCMO the more security the better.
7. Is there a reason that Olathe is in JOCO?
8. Did LJ move to Lawrence?
9. KCMO has more murders than bottles of beeer on the wall. A city full of "culture" claims numbers 105 & 106 last night.
10. Future serial killers caught in burgulary.
Stay tuned for tomorrows End of the Year Murder prediction.
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