Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
JOCO IS IN THE CLEAR
Thanks to JA Dirtbag for pointing this out to me. It appears that the racist store clerk involved in the receipt gate scandal is from KCMO & not JOCO. It kinda figures though does it not?
Friday, October 24, 2008
RANDOM THOUGHTS & QUESTIONS
1. Do people that live in KCK and the East Side of KCMO allow their kids to go trick or treating in their neighborhoods?
2. If these parents allow this shouldn't social services come and take their children for endangerment?
3. Can JOCO have too many Best Buys? I am not sure that is possible.
4. Who the hell still eats at Perkins?
5. Why do people not understand how to go through a round a bout?
6. If Missouri roads suck so bad why don't they put up tolls. Every state I have traveled through recently has toll roads.
7. How much would you pay on PPV to watch child molesters get executed?
8. Where the people that founded Kansas City a bunch of quitters? Were these people that were heading out west for gold and just gave up because it was too difficult? It would explain a lot.
9. Is there a bigger HD screen that 65 inches?
10. Why is it impossible to make left hand turns in Olathe?
11. Now that gas is cheap again do you laugh at the idiots that sold their SUV's for Smart cars? I sure the hell do.
12. Does the Mayor of KCMO realize how ugly he and his wife are?
13. Do the people at KCPT think that the sets that they have look good? Have you seen the set of RUKUS? Holy crap.
14. Do you think it is hilarious watching Native Americans rob people of their money at Casinos? I sure the hell do after what we did to them.
15. Do you laugh your ass off as you drive by some of these gated communities in SOJOCO and see half of them up for sale? Have fun scratching off your little community sticker A-Hole now that you can't live there.
16. Why is it that Taco Via and Long John Silvers are no longer at "the mall"?
17. If a mall walker passes out at Metcalf South would anyone notice?
18. Why do religious groups feel it is moral to charge you $3 for a hot dog at a festival? Have fun in hell religious hot dog vendor guy.
19. Why don't they make all major roads 4 lanes to begin with?
20. Who would win in this fight: Larry Johnson vs. Queen Latifah?
21. Why is booze legal and weed against the law?
22. Who are the morons that think that Katie Horner and Laura Moritz are Hot?
23. Does anyone else still think its funny when Gary Lezak says that he is getting 4 inches at his location?
24. Who is the guy that updates his face book status every 5 minutes? Get a life bro.
25. Carrie Underwood or Megan Fox?
26. Corona or Corona light?
27. Does anyone else like the Kansas Sampler commercial?
28. Am I the only one that doesn't believe that the United States landed on the Moon?
29. Where in the bible are dinosaurs mentioned?
30. Can we put together a ballot initiative kicking Roeland Park & fairway out of JOCO?
31. Does the Kansas City Red Star think that anyone reads their blogger sections other than Crime Scene KC?
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
DO NOT BE AFRAID
In an effort to prepare my fellow capitalist Americans for the chance of a socialist take over of our country I have come up with a survival kit to ensure your safety over the next 2 years. I will be sharing the details of this kit tonight so that you can rush out to the stores and prepare.
DUMB ASS JOCOIAN
If the dips**t that works at Journeys is from the SOJOCO area I would appreciate it if he left asap.
THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP
If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.
1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.
2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?
4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.
5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...
6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.
7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.
8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.
Monday, October 20, 2008
JOCO QUESTION OF THE DAY
How much of your paycheck do you think goes to supporting KCMO residents through wealth redistribution? What could you do with that money if it wasn't taken from you?
KCMO QUESTION OF THE DAY
What do you plan on purchasing with the tax money that you get from JOCO families through the distribution of Wealth?
QUICK HITS
Ten Stories that JOCOians will be discussing at work today. KCMO & KCK residents feel free to share these stories at the welfare office.
1. Men enter womens study at K State.. This would be a big deal if there was an actual difference between a man and a K State woman.
2. Not even the Hereford house is safe in KCMO! I guess JOCO is the new home of the Hereford House. Good job KCMO!
3. Can one really have a "day of the dead" celebration in KCMO? Talk about the holiday that keeps on giving all year round. Everyday is a day of the dead in the East Side.
4. There are at least 40,000 dumb ass's in the metro.
5. There is trouble brewing at the eye sore on your way to Gods Country.
6. If you are gay and you kill your "lover" and cook him and eat him you are looking at 30 years to digest him.
7. The death of cheesy 70's porn in Florida.
8. Obama would use Powell as an adviser? Kinda goes against his whole Iraq war stance.....
9. More wealth distribution on the way.
10. Global warming morons might have to find a new religion.
THE WIRE - Weekend Body Count
At least the metro has one team that has no quit in them, the gang bangers.
1. KCMO victims are getting younger and younger. These two were 16 & 17.
2. KCK will not go unnoticed. 2 shot.
3. I wonder if this is what Midtown was talking about when he described fall in his hood....
4. Another dead body found in KCK.
5. Are Metro residents dumping their bodies in Topeka?
6. 2 more dead in KCK.
7. East Side ethics: Kill the mom, spare the baby.
Friday, October 17, 2008
TEN METRO JOBS THAT CARL PETERSON COULD HAVE
Since this will probably be the last year for Carl Peterson it is important that we make sure that we find him a job. In order to protect the metro area from this mans lack of leadership we need to make sure that was steer him in the direction of something that he couldn't possibly mess up. You don't want him ending up at a company like American Century and ruining them. So here are 10 jobs that Carl is more than qualified for.
1. KCMOSD Superintendent -
2. CEO of Sprint -
3. Program director for 710 or 610 am.
4. Head of Ad sales at the Star.
5. East Side "religious" leader.
6. Wife of Mayor
7. Head search for Sprint Center Anchor Tenant.
8. Light Rail lobbyist
9. Chief of Police KCMO
10. Head of Union Station
On deck
11. Person that purchases Katie Horners jeans
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