QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES TO READ TODAY, THE REST OF THE CRAP IS GARBAGE.

1. Those silly racist terrorist. I thought that Obama was their guy?

2. Obama will have plenty of strength to redistribute the wealth.

3. Hitler the ballless wonder.

4. Chicks wearing tool belts is a bad idea even in space.

5. Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?

6. It warms my heart every time I hear that a prosocialist organization lays people off. This is the price you pay for being bias.

7. JOCO reaches out to the residents of KCK and KCMO during the holidays. Enjoy our leftovers.

8. The rocket sceintist that live in Eudora have concluded that a small fire lead to a big fire. BRILLIANT!

9. Further proof that the kids that attend the universities in Missouri are dirty.

10. The parents of the children attending KCMO schools show their support for the idiot hacks that couldn't get a job in a real district. Everyone of these idiots should be arrested for child abuse.

THE WIRE

1. The Mayor isn't the only back stabber in KCMO.

2. Gun shots at Central High are almost as common as seeing a Lexus in the parking lot of a Blue Valley school.

3. Who woulda thought that a park in KCK would be unsafe for a single woman?

4. Do KCMO gang bangers get workers compensation?

5. Dead Bitch Walkin

6. KCMO school system is not doing enough to prepare carjackers for the real world. This is really a simple story problem. If Carjacker A can not drive a stick shift but wants to go out a jack someone for their ride should he...........

NOT DEAD

I will be updating on a regular basis again starting tomorrow.

THE RETURN OF QUICK HITS

Top ten stories that you need to read today.

1. God is punishing Oprah for supporting Obama. When the fires are put out that city will still look better than the east side of KCMO.

2. Will the Brits start disposing of dead bodies the East Side way and just dump them on the streets?

3. Omaha has a better system for dealing with unwanted kids than Kansas City. In Omaha if you don't want your kid you dump them in a hospital. In KCMO you put them on a bus and send them to a public school.

4. Old women in Mexico face threat to their nightly sleep.

5. When keeping it cyber goes wrong.

6. Well, at least the East Side is safe from these.

7. Wouldn't the world be better without Abercrombie?

8. The self proclaimed voice of his generation sets a great example.

9. If you are the 5th country to do something do you really deserve credit?

10. Church says that Obama supporters are going to hell.

A SPECAIL MESSAGE TO THE MAYOR OF KCMO

It's sad that rappers have more intelligence than the mayor of KCMO

HAS THERE BEEN A BIGGER JACK ASS IN MUSIC?

For "his generations" sake I hope that they are all deaf and can't hear his voice. This is what happens wussification enters hip hop. If you will notice in the picture above not everyone in the hood is a umm fan.

THE PLIGHT OF OLD ASS HOES IN THE MEDIA

Why can't they just deal with the fact that nobody wants to see them on TV anymore? There is more to being a broadcaster than being able to read cue cards.

BITCH SLAP OF THE WEEK: MIDTOWN NAILS ALONZO

I have been reading this guys blog for awhile now and dig his work (even though he is a democrat). This post by Midtown might be his best work yet and MIGHT be the best thing I have read on the internet involving the metro.

YOU MUST READ THIS!

THE CORPORATE BREAD LINE GROWS

You have to admire the balls that these losers have to demand the government give them what money you have left after they screwed you out of your retirement.

1. I say screw the auto industry. How many times have we bought lemons, paid way over sticker, had terrible service and told to wait while "I go talk to my manager"? WHAT MAKES THEM FEEL ENTITLED TO KEEP THEIR COMPANY EVEN THOUGH THEY FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. NOW GE IS GETTING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! G F'N E.

3. I thought that the 750 billion dollar welfare check was suppose to stop this crap. THEY LIED TO US AGAIN!

4. AMEX EXPRESS wants us to leave home without it, in order for them to have nice Christmas bonus's.

THE WIRE

Let's see what crimes were committed the past two days in the name of the "poor economy".

1. You know this guy will be the most feared guy in prison. "What are you in for?"; "Stealing clothes from women"; "No crap?"; "Eassssssst side BEYOTCH!"

2. Raytowna Beach suffers robberies from it's upscale shopping areas.............

3. Hispanic on Hispanic crime is on the rise in Olathe. I dream of a day in which Olathe is annexed by WYCO and we can rid ourselves of their crime stats.

4. Once they started taking our tax dollars the banks of the United States became fair game. If you pay taxes, robbing a bank has suddenly become a different way to withdraw your money.

5. KCMO cops have no aim. No wonder murderers aren't afraid of them.

6. This guys Eagle Scout project was off the hook.

KCK CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME

It appears that the Kansas Speedway is going to have a smoking ban at the track in 14 months. This has got to be the most idiotic idea I have heard in a long time. Why are they doing this? Anyone that has been to a race knows that there is enough smoke and rubber pieces flying in the air to send the EPA into cardiac arrest. Is the smoke from a freaking cig going to make THAT much difference.

I am not a smoker but I am sick and tired of the government passing these nerf laws in order to "protect us". This ban will do nothing to improve the quality of air inhaled at the Speedway and is just a way for people of "power" to impose their will on the rest of society.

Master and Oversee???????

Is the mayors wife now writing headlines for KSHB? What is with all this Master and Oversee crap? The only thing missing was a mammy drop and calling BPU a plantation. I am not the most PC guy but holy crap.

THE WIRE

Has anyone thought that maybe the Mayor is working from home due to the high crime in KCMO? Think about it, why risk driving to work and getting carjacked or shot when you don't have to...

1. Crab apple lane sounds like a nice street and I am sure it was when it was first built. Tonight it is home to 4 shootings including 1 death.

2. I get that the 2 year old accidentally killed himself with his fathers service revolver and I feel bad for the family BUT WHAT IN GODS NAME IS A GUN BEING LEFT IN REACH OF A 2 YEAR OLD KID..................UNSUPERVISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I love it when multimillionaires act like idiots. I hope LJ gets taken to the cleaners.

4. Why are people still allowed to have pitbulls? And why are the people that own these dogs usually the lowest form of human life on the planet?

5. Danger is creeping closer to the JOCO borders.

Don't worry KCMO your dumb ass mayor is on the job....

OBAMA THE BUILDER

THE JOCOSOB RECESSION PLAN FOR KCMO WOMEN

DON'T LET IT BE SAID THAT THE PEOPLE OF JOCO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN IN KCMO. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR TALENTS TO GET OFF WELFARE