Monday, December 08, 2008
AUTO BAILOUT
Are they going to offer relief to the car buyers that bought crappy American cars the same way they were going to offer relief to people that singed up for crappy loans?
Friday, December 05, 2008
THE KCMO CHRISTMAS CD
Coming soon to a JOCO retailer near you a new Christmas Classic brought to you by SOB Productions.
A VERY MERRY KCMO CHRISTMAS
1. The 12 months of Funkhouser
2. How the Squit stole Christmas
3. All I want for Christmas is my GED
4. Little Gunner Boy
5. I saw mommy getting pimped by Santa
6. Frosty the Dope Man
7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Drunk
8. The NAACP ain't coming to town
9. I'll be home for Chirstmas ( in 10-20 years)
10. Silver Glocks
11. White City Hall - A Squitiro Solo
12. KCMO got run over by Cordish Group
13. Have yourself an unaccredited education
14. Rocking around a stolen Christmas Tree
15. The night before depositions
16. Hark the Narc and let bullets ring
17. Santa Clause got stabbed walking through town.
18. Wheres the blow, wheres the blow, wheres the blow
JOCO BOOZIN MOMS
First of all let me state that I am not sure if this woman is a native of JOCO or a transplant. The 79th street area is part of NOJOCO so anyhthing is possible. BUT just because you live in wannabe JOCO that is no excuse to drink and drive your kids to school and tarnish the good name of our county. Take a cue from the women of SOJOCO and deal with your depression by trying to act like you are still in a sorority, live through your kids, get a boob job, nail some guy you met at Nick & Jakes, get 5000 friends on facebook or my personal favorite sell Pampered Chef products.
This woman should be forced to move into the DMZ part of JOCO, Roeland Park.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
WOULD YOU RATHER......................
Would you rather save a homeless animal or a homeless person?
I ask this question because I have heard a lot of people lately saying that it is important for us to remember the homeless animals this time of year (it gets better). Taking these discussions to another level I have been asking them what it is that they do for homeless people and most of them have responded with "nothing".
Now anyone that reads this blog knows that I think that the homeless get exploited every Christmas by the media but that doesn't mean I think you should help them out. I also can't believe that there are people out there that rather save the life of a kitten over that of a human being.
Have you ever taken a step back and looked at all you have and wondered how far away from being that guy/gal you are? Most people take for granted that once they reach a certain income level/life style that they are there forever. However there are many of us who have made a lot of money but lost it due to the economy(2001-2002). Many of us have busted our asses to get back to that previous level and then some just so we don't end up there again. We got through those times with the help of family, friends, spouses and luck.
What if you have no family, friends, spouse and you have crappy luck? What if you saw people caring more about kittens and puppies than you and your family?
All that I am saying is that if you are going to help out those on four legs do it in addition to helping out those on two, not in place of it.
QUICK HITS
Ten local and national stories that JOCOIANS should read today.
1. Does anyone know what the street exchange rate is for food stamps nowadays?
2. The German army is a joke.
3. Did the UAW finally wake up and realize that getting paid $70 per hour to push a button was a little excessive?
4. Terrorist make terrible money.
5. Teenagers have started mutilating their bodies to cope with their daddy issues.
6. James Franco and Sean Penn get together and like it.
7. It's ok for a 17 year old to get an abortion without parental consent but if they share a naked photo of themselves with a friend they get in trouble????????????????
8. Hot KY serves an alternate purpose behind prison walls.
9. Christmas Party OUT, Muslim Festival IN.
10. Texas woman has a body infested with maggots.
THE WIRE
This section pretty much writes itself now.
1. Riverside arsonist cripple snow removal equipment. I wonder how many people will end up as red snow stains because of this fire.
2. Kiddie Gitmo in Abilene, KS.
3. 35th and Main is where I would want to be at 4:30 in the morning. This person might as well had a "Stab Me" sign.
4. It isn't even safe to stay inside and watch tv in KCMO.
5. Female cops in KCMO can't handle shoplifters. What happens when they go up against a gang banger?
6. I have heard of kids smoking weed with their parents before BUT smoking weed and WATCHING PORN. That is some straight up incest crap. Only in Missouri.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
DID THE SQUIT PLAY BASEBALL?
This will be my last post regarding the lack of presentation that the Mayors boss has. Anyways, one of the gals that works in my office mentioned that when she saw the clip of the Mayor on TV the other night she thought that she looked like Martha Hooch from a League Of Their Own
LIFE IN SOJOCO AGREES WITH ME
Read and enjoy you race baiting, hate filled bastards from Jackson County. Maybe one day you will finally realize that you don't live in a slave state anymore and join the inclusiveness of our great county. We dont discrimenate due to ethnicity over here just over income.
NATE BUKATY CALLS KU A BUBBLE TEAM
I think that this just proves that Bukaty should stick to baseball.
DO YOU HAVE A PREDICTION?????????
Apparently due to my coverage of metro crime people are wanting a prediction out of me on the end of the year murder count. While I find betting on the loss of lives of Metro residents to be a bit cold hearted I do see the merits in putting up such a prediction. If people WERE to start predicting a death count MAYBE THAT WILL FINALLY WAKE UP THE POWER THAT BE TO THE FACT THAT THERE IS A PROBLEM.
If we as bloggers start putting up our Death Pool, maybe the freaking media will stop focusing on Yule logs and start doing SERIOUS in depth reporting on what the hell is going on. You can bet your ass that if JOCO were to be approaching a murder record the media would be all over it..... Instead they do crime scene reports and move on. It's almost as if they have a system in place. Does the media believe that 1 murdered JOCOIAN is equal to 20 dead KCMO residents? Their coverage would certainly lead one to believe so.
With the snow season approaching you can be guaranteed less coverage of crime in the metro. Instead they rather scare the crap out of people with false snow predictions. I can't believe that more of you aren't pissed off about this. I don't even live in that part of town and I am more pissed than most of the residents.
Anyways in an effort to end the emails I will not be giving out a death count.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
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