THE DUMBEST WOMAN ALIVE

She one ups herself everyday.

KCMO DEVELOPS MOST POWERFUL COMPUTER IN HISTORY

Not really but wouldn't they have to in order to run this program?

QUICK HITS

Top Ten stories to read today before someone you know loses their job.

1. Is this a signal from God? By burning a church in Chicago god might be saying that he doesn't like someone from that city competing for his job.

2. If you charge for something that nobody wants to read does it really make sense? Dumb Bastards.

3. Never Fear the Liberals are Here. The way to turn around the economy A DISC GOLF COURSE IN TEXAS! A BUTTERFLY GARDEN IN FLORIDA, A DOG PARK IN CALI........

4. PC has gone way to far.

5. This has the potential to be the greatest movie ever made.

6. Obamas thermostat suggestions do not apply to him. This is typical of a Liberal

7. Barry Bonds is a moron.

8. Sex Changes at 16????????????

9. Didn't this just happen in How I met your Mother?

10. Dumb ASS!

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

I don't know why people don't think it safe to drive through KCMO...............

CHICK, ITS WHATS FOR DINNER

Crazy ass Russians.

LIFE GOES ON

For some reason the theme from that sitcom went off in my head as I read this story.

PRUNE FETISH

That is the only thing that could explain this story in Lawrence.

BIDEN EATS CROW

Only this idiot could screw up while using note cards.

THE SIMPSON FAMILY IS CRAZY

No not OJ's family but Jessicas family. I have never seen people get so defensive about someone in their family getting fat. I know that she is the families meal ticket but come on all good things come to an end. Unfortunately for Jessica it came to a Large end.

Since nobody wants to see the blonde WT looking mom jean wearing version of Simpson that she has become the picture above is one of her at the height of her career.

FRANCE MORE AMERICAN THAN AMERICA

How is it that the FRENCH have a stimulus based on capitalism and we have one based on socialism??

Cedric the Entertainter

One of the funniest men in America

ARIZONA HAD THE BEST COMERCIAL

How does Porn accidentally end up on air during the Super Bowl? and why can't TWKC make that type of mistake?

THE WIRE - 2 DAY KETCHUP

This city is headed to hell in a hand basket and nobody is lifting a finger to stop it. The upside of it all is the quality blog material that i get on a daily basis. Thank you KCMO for being as f'd up as you are.

1. A bullet to the head is typically deadly. KCMO

2. When arguing with your spouse (in KCMO) you need to either bring a gun or knife to the discussion. KCMO

3. Things are so bad in KCMO that people are willing to die because of shoplifting.

4. "said that his crack dealer had instructed him to take the girls to the motel" Word to the wise, never follow the instructions of your umm crack dealer.

5. Police sit back and watch as woman stabs man TWICE with a butchers nice....AWESOME.

6. And yet another shooting in Independence.

Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders

You gotta love FOX NEWS for running this POS story regarding the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders. The only reason they even did this story was to put a picture of a cheerleader on their website...................interisting idea.

2009 MOVIE PREVIEWS ON SUPER BOWL

Holy crap there are going to be a ton of good movies coming out in 09.


1. GI JOE - Rise of Cobra

2. Fast and Furious

3. Transformers Revenge

4. Star Trek

5. Land of the Lost