You have to feel sorry for kids that grow up in households with "parents" like this. Nice freaking example lady! I am sure your daughter is going to turn out to be a well adjusted kid.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards
You have to appreciate a community that celebrates the increase in people applying for their GED's. Could you imagine a news agency reporting this in OP? Good god politicians and school board members would be running for their lives. It just goes to show you that society continues to lower its standards as the business community increases theirs.
The only people that should be celebrating this news are the kids living in JOCO who continue to be the cream of the crop for colleges to recruit and employers to hire.
TEA PARTY WITH DARLA JAYE
Kansas City Tax Day Tea Party Date: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Time: 6:00pm to 8:00pm
Address: Johnson County Community College 12345 College Blvd. Overland Park, KS
Location: Corner of College Blvd.and Quivira Rd.
Address: Johnson County Community College 12345 College Blvd. Overland Park, KS
Location: Corner of College Blvd.and Quivira Rd.
980 Live with Darla Jaye
I would post a link to the site so that you could get more information BUT they didn't incldue the most infuluental metro conservative voice (ME) in their blogroll
Broadcasting from The Kansas City Tax Day Tea Party
This would be the perfect opportunity for most of you do nothing complainers to get off of your ass's and make a difference. I would post a link to the site so that you could get more information BUT they didn't incldue the most infuluental metro conservative voice (ME) in their blogroll
PRAYERS ARE FOR SUCKERS!
Not really, but in this case they are. When are these clowns going to figure out that it takes action and not prayers to save their communities?
LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE, THAT IS THEIR PRAYER! YOU NEED MORE!
LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE, THAT IS THEIR PRAYER! YOU NEED MORE!
THE WIRE - KILLING IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
55 degrees in Kansas City/KCK are economic boosts to local funeral homes, ER's, police tape & chalk manufactures, casket makers and religious/community activist looking to shake down community members for either money or power.
1. I have to say that killing someone by drive by MIGHT just be the biggest P**** move there is. You are in a moving car with an assault weapon creeping up on some unsuspecting victim that has no chance. Maybe if these jackass's had to look into the eyes of the person they are killing things would be different. Drive by shooters are ghetto cowards. One Dead and One injured in KCMO at the hands of your local gangsters.
2. 27th and Prospect continues its streak of being the crappiest area in the metro. Man shot twice in the gut.
3. Local religious leaders continue to make going to church undesirable.
4. You have to admire armed robbers that are able to think quickly on their feet.
5. Those of you that are able to pay your rent should start hand delivering your rent checks.
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
THE HITS NEVER STOP FROM THESE IDIOTS!
I seriously think that this woman sits at home and thinks of ways to be an idiot. The latest one about her writing a book is pretty freaking funny. Have you heard the audio clip on 980s news report?
Seriously, who in their right mind would relocate a business to KCMO with this guy and his wife behind the wheel of the Titanic. It's almost as if they are trying to steer the boat into the ice burg.
Be Proud of your ELECTED official because you voted for him. LOL!
WHAT A GREAT INVESTMENT IDEA
Whose bright idea was it to build "green" houses for the freaking poor? And why would you build anything at 49th and Olive? All I know is that there are going to be some crack dealers saving money on their energy bills if these houses remain vacant for much longer.
Hell EVEN IF you lifted the income restrictions nobody would buy them because of their location. This just has stupid written all over it.
FUNKHOUSERS PROBLEMS ARENT NEW
Dear Mr. Mayor,
When you are looking for answers for the problems in your life you needn't look any further than HIP HOP music. Eazy E for example give you great advice on how to deal with your wife. If I were you I would drop the double barrel and grab the harpoon as Mr. E suggests.
GOOD LUCK
JOCOSB
JOCOSB
TELL YOUR FAMILY YOU HATE THEM
This Easter be sure to let your family know that you hate them by purchasing your Easter dinner at Wal-Mart.
No this is not me being a SOJOCO snob, this is me warning you of the poor quality of Wal-Mart meat(if you can call it that). If you go this route you might as well put a can of spam on everyones plate. Skimp and save the rest of the weak but don't go this route for freaking Easter.
Never buy your meat from a place that can change your oil and sell you tires.
LONG LIVE THE PIRATES!
Tell the truth, deep down inside you are glad to see that Pirates are making a big comeback. The world just seems like a better place with these guys putting in work. For nearly a decade pirating had lost its luster and had been wussified into stealing music or movies.
When I think Pirate I don't think of some dork with a laptop writing scripts to break Sonys latest encryption programs. Missing limbs, hooks, patches, parrots, treasure chest, planks, rum, wenches and flags with skulls on them are what pirates are really all about and don't forget it. Don't replace Long John Silver and Blackbeard with nerds with pocket protectors and thumb drives instead of swords.
I say the more Pirates the Better!
MERRIAM PLEASE GO AWAY
Dear People of Merriam,
I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.
Kiss My Ass,
JOCOSOB
JOCOSOB
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