HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Couple Robbed At Gunpoint For Chicken"

HOW AWESOME IS THAT!

QUICK HITS -

Read these and shut up.

1. Crazy or devoted?

2. Is it a bad thing if you can't drink the water in Mexico?

3. The life of a US citizen being held hostage is an "annoying distraction" for Obama.

4. The leaders of our enemies seem to live forever despite health problems. Just look at Castro, Bin Laden and now Kim Jong.

5. 17 Socialist seems like a pretty low number.

6. Chicks read romance novels when times get tough to make up for the lack of romance in their life. Men on the other hand look at porn more after they get married to make up for.......

7. Prairie Village F UP story is linked nationally. Good job morons!

8. Reporting that Job Fares are full during a recession is like reporting that a man that fell out of a boat got wet. How freaking lazy are you bastards?

9. When stealing food due to hunger it is important to grab the steaks.

10. The hardest sales job in the world today took place in Kansas City. Voulanteers tried to sell wet newspapers that nobody reads in the rain today.

WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL

I KNEW IT!

CLIPSE

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - DPG

BIDEN GETS PIMP SLAPPED BY ROVE

Biden must be snorting cocaine with his daughter.

WHITE TRASH STORY OF THE DAY

For going above and beyond the call of duty of your typical White Trash mom it is my pleasure to provide you this link. The actions of this local woman will surely get a trailer park named after her. So lets all open up a Pabst and salute Sherri Turner of Liberty.

THE WIRE - EASTER IN KCMO

This Easter be sure to head to KCMO for its annual dead body hunt. There will be colored chalk to draw outlines of dead bodies for the kids and a pitbull petting zoo.

1. Maybe the local news should only report when police find a living person inside their home. It seems like they are always finding dead ones.

2. Men are beating the crap out of their wives because of the economy. That makes sense

As you can see the storms last night either interrupted the killing or made it harder to hear gunshots. I guess we will see if anymore bodies show up.

SPECIAL NOTE

Dear gangbangers that read this blog,
I just wanted you to note that I showed no favoritism towards either the Crips or the Bloods today. Both gangs were equally represented in my blog today so there is no need to email me and solicit endorsements of your group. I will continue to be moderate in my stance towards both sides. Have fun and happy killing,
JOCOSOB

QUICK HITS - SOME OF YOU HAVE STICKS UP YOUR ASS

I am here because 90% of the conservative blogs in this country suck. It is true, have you read them? If you haven't don't. I did it for you today and you aren't missing anything. If their blog isn't listed on the right hand side of this blog then well, they suck(be sure to hit the show all link). When did being a conservative mean that you ran around with a stick up your ass, a hand on the bible and no sense of humor? Anyways, you had your chances and you failed so close your accounts and move along............

1. 47% of the country are weak and would die without the government.

2. Will tax increases in these states lead to a mass exodous? Competition amongst states could be a good thing. I see states not raising their taxes using this to their advantage........

3. Pirate crisis bring out greatness in our leaders. The president is clueless and the Sec of State is concerned and John Kerry wants to hold hearings. If something really bad happens we are totally screwed.

4. Obama staff blatantly lies to our faces about his bowing.

5. The UK might have someone more incopetent than Obama.

6. Race baiters in this country want you to believe that an Obama Chia pet is racist...

7. Bruce Springstein shows that he is truly a liberal democrat by cheating on his wife with another mans wife.

8. Girls between the age of 15-22 are probably going to get knocked up, catch an STD or simply turn into a whore. Well 3 outta 4 of them will.

9. If I found this check there would be no story to report.

10. Chinese man has needle up his has for 30 years.... You gotta love government run healthcare..

BROKE ASS!

Seriously, if you are going to off yourself spring for the freaking bullet. This isn't ROME, nobody slits their own throat. AND why the hell are the cops shooting beanbags at a man that beat the crap out of a woman? They shoulda dropped his ass and done him, her and society a favor.

KCMO KIDS ARE SCREWED EXAMPLE #1,376

You have to feel sorry for kids that grow up in households with "parents" like this. Nice freaking example lady! I am sure your daughter is going to turn out to be a well adjusted kid.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards

You have to appreciate a community that celebrates the increase in people applying for their GED's. Could you imagine a news agency reporting this in OP? Good god politicians and school board members would be running for their lives. It just goes to show you that society continues to lower its standards as the business community increases theirs.

The only people that should be celebrating this news are the kids living in JOCO who continue to be the cream of the crop for colleges to recruit and employers to hire.

TEA PARTY WITH DARLA JAYE

Kansas City Tax Day Tea Party Date: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Time: 6:00pm to 8:00pm
Address: Johnson County Community College 12345 College Blvd. Overland Park, KS
Location: Corner of College Blvd.and Quivira Rd.

980 Live with Darla Jaye

Broadcasting from The Kansas City Tax Day Tea Party

This would be the perfect opportunity for most of you do nothing complainers to get off of your ass's and make a difference.

I would post a link to the site so that you could get more information BUT they didn't incldue the most infuluental metro conservative voice (ME) in their blogroll

PRAYERS ARE FOR SUCKERS!

Not really, but in this case they are. When are these clowns going to figure out that it takes action and not prayers to save their communities?
LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE, THAT IS THEIR PRAYER! YOU NEED MORE!