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I will be looking forward to the future jokes involving Hurricane Bill.

If you need some help simply use the words Lewinsky, Blow, Bill

You are welcome

DRAKE

I'll admit that I didn't like this guy at first but this new track is pretty good.

QUICK HITS - Did you stay dry?

Why do people insist on saying this on rainy days? Do you really care if I got a little wet today or do you lack the ability to carry on an interesting conversation? If I did get wet today what the hell are you going to do about it? Next time it rains and you are "that guy" call in sick so that you don't annoy the living hell out of others.

1. Bronx teen goes Freddy Kruger on his brothers and sisters.

2. Ugly Chick must prove that she/he is female to Olympic committee. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS A CHICK!

3. How screwed are parts of Jersey? Well this town wants to put a curfew on teens and ADULTS. lmao.

4. Sweet! You can now Tweet god. I doubt he will answer though, he still hasn't accepted my Face Book invite.

5. Weren't these guys just making fun of US health care? Nice showing Brits!

6. Italian Americans will now have a great place to visit in Bensonhurst.

7. Obama's redistribution of wealth is screwing over Auto Dealers.

8. I have no problem with a first lady wearing shorts. Having said that, Michelle Obama in shorts is nasty. Her thighs look like tree stumps.

9. Did god change his mind? And if so who did he tell?

10. You probably have cocaine in your wallet.

BARNEY FRANK - HATES AMERICANS

BARNEY FRANK - ELITIST JACK ASS

This guy just took a piss on the founders of this country with this elitist rant.

IRISH DRINKING SONG - HAPPY TREE FRIENDS

JOHN EDWARDS - ANOTHER ELITIST DOUCHE BAG

The Kool Aid drinkers that followed this guy must be so proud of his choice to raise his love child.

CELEBS PUSH ABORTIONS ON OTHER CELEBS

Hollywood is such a cool place.......

THE WIRE - EAST SIDE CRAP HOLE

Despite the rain, wind and flooding East Siders stay committed to ruining the lives of the residents Trapped in the crap hole. It's time for JOCO to build a moat.

1. Kids outside of the East Side play and have fun after school. This 10 year old shooting victim will tell you that life is different where he lives.

2. Security at the Federal Reserve might be incompetent.

3. Looking at someone the wrong way will get your ass stomped in KCMO's crap hole.

4. City officials should snatch up all the property in the East Side and make it a cemetery. Another one bites the dust.

5. KCMO date night: Smacking and raping drunk chicks.

6. Topeka men dig 13 year old chicks.

7. Parkways in KCMO were suppose to be nice.........Shooting after argument.

8. KCMO police try to liven things up a bit by putting another murderer on the streets. Good job fellas.

THE FOURTH KIND - TRAILER

AWESOME!

WHAT ITS LIKE

QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT

Today's stories are brought to you by the Letter X and the Number 7.

1. Further proof that conservatism is on the rise. Now take a hike moderates.

2. Obamas hate for Jews is starting to come to light.

3. Barbara Boxers elitist ass may have to find a new job, but you know it wont be a "real job".

4. According to this study 40% of Twitter users are liberals.

5. FOX sex experts new column says that sweat is a turn on............

6. Obama's ass needs a teleprompter.

7. NYC is using stimulus money to upgrade the homes of those that don't work, pay taxes and are nothing more than drains on society. It's no wonder that your city is as poor as your residents.

8. Queens sports book is wrecked by authorities. 13 million dollar operation.

9. Somethings never change in NYC. It wasnt long ago that my relatives were coming to America and having to fight a war to get citizenship.

10. The top Back to School Gadgets this year are.............

WHEN IT'S THE IRISH NOBODY CARES

This same thing happens in Iran and the whole world is behind their quest for freedom.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO IDOL

They might of actually found someone dumber than Paula Abdul.