Saturday, September 26, 2009
TOP TEN MEDIA DOUCHE BAGS IN THE METRO
Since it has been awhile since I posted the first list I thought that it was time for an update. Let's face it, the media in this town has hit an all time low....
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1. Scott Parks -This guy is more confused about his identity than a hermaphrodite trying to pick a bathroom. He calls himself a moderate so that he doesn't have to make a stand on any issues but lets face it, this guy is as liberal as they come. The only thing more pathetic than his political opinions is his defense of them. What a cowardly crybaby.
2. Nick Wright - Entercom has gone out of its way to embarrass itself with their attempt at sports radio and nothing symbolizes this more than Nick Wright. This guy has failed at every format given to him and has lower ratings than static yet Entercom keeps him (because of his daddy).
3. Mike Hedricks - The only thing more embarrassing than Metcalfe South in JOCO.
4. Yael Alphabeta - The most uninformed columnist in the metro. This guys ability to avoid the truth is amazing.
5. Katie Horner - Nuf Said.
6. Karen Kornaki - I can't believe that this chick still has a job. She is brutal. If they are going to march out some ignorant chick to cover sports in this town they could at least make her hot (see HOLLY STAR)
7. Steve Rose - See below
8. Kevin Kietzman - The only reason this guy still has a drive time show is because he owns part of the station. This guy has been wrong on nearly every single prediction he has made and could be one of the biggest liars in town. Ask Randy.
9. Mike Shanin - This guy could be the weakest conservative to have ever hit the air waves. He spends his time bashing true conservative voices and telling horrid jokes. The guy has no talent PERIOD. If Scott Parks wants to see a true moderate, all that he has to do is look at his studio partner.
10. All local "Blog Magazines" - I don't know which is worst, their content or the people kissing their ass to get some attention in this town.
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1. Scott Parks -This guy is more confused about his identity than a hermaphrodite trying to pick a bathroom. He calls himself a moderate so that he doesn't have to make a stand on any issues but lets face it, this guy is as liberal as they come. The only thing more pathetic than his political opinions is his defense of them. What a cowardly crybaby.
2. Nick Wright - Entercom has gone out of its way to embarrass itself with their attempt at sports radio and nothing symbolizes this more than Nick Wright. This guy has failed at every format given to him and has lower ratings than static yet Entercom keeps him (because of his daddy). 3. Mike Hedricks - The only thing more embarrassing than Metcalfe South in JOCO.
4. Yael Alphabeta - The most uninformed columnist in the metro. This guys ability to avoid the truth is amazing.
5. Katie Horner - Nuf Said.
6. Karen Kornaki - I can't believe that this chick still has a job. She is brutal. If they are going to march out some ignorant chick to cover sports in this town they could at least make her hot (see HOLLY STAR)
7. Steve Rose - See below
8. Kevin Kietzman - The only reason this guy still has a drive time show is because he owns part of the station. This guy has been wrong on nearly every single prediction he has made and could be one of the biggest liars in town. Ask Randy.
9. Mike Shanin - This guy could be the weakest conservative to have ever hit the air waves. He spends his time bashing true conservative voices and telling horrid jokes. The guy has no talent PERIOD. If Scott Parks wants to see a true moderate, all that he has to do is look at his studio partner.
10. All local "Blog Magazines" - I don't know which is worst, their content or the people kissing their ass to get some attention in this town.
REALITY CHECK - STEVE ROSE
I was wondering how long it would take Steve Rose to come to his senses and drop out of the race. The one thing I am disappointed in was the excuse. Cramps? Seriously? Either you are the worlds biggest wimp or you are pretty crappy at coming up with excuses Steve.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
WHEN YOUR CAREER HAS NO MEANING
Jack Harry's old ass has come to a crossroads. You see, now that Carl Peterson is gone Jack has no claim to fame. The only thing that made that guy relevant was his insane Chiefs rants and his 50% accurate predictions. Well it appears that the MU alum will now set his sites on KU athletics and is trying to make a simple scuffle into something more. I wonder if Jack realizes that he is exploiting young people in order to keep his job.
But the best thing today had to be Kevin Keitzman discuss morality and ethics on his radio program. Seriously? I think we all know what went down a few years ago with him and some umm other really young person. This kept his ass in check for a couple of years but lately old Kevin seems to of forgotten about his own checkered pass. Before Keitzman starts blasting KU students he should probably worry about the damage that his own actions have done.
You gotta love it when Old nerdy white guys try to play the holier than though card..........
But the best thing today had to be Kevin Keitzman discuss morality and ethics on his radio program. Seriously? I think we all know what went down a few years ago with him and some umm other really young person. This kept his ass in check for a couple of years but lately old Kevin seems to of forgotten about his own checkered pass. Before Keitzman starts blasting KU students he should probably worry about the damage that his own actions have done.
You gotta love it when Old nerdy white guys try to play the holier than though card..........
Monday, September 21, 2009
QUICK HITS - TOMORROW IS TACO TUESDAY
Isn't it bad enough that we have to hear people bitch about Mondays, call Wednesdays "Hump Day" and then wrap up the week with "TGIF"? WHY is it that Tuesdays are now officially Taco Tuesdays everywhere you go? Are we not suppose to eat tacos on any other day? Personally I could eat tacos any day of the week as long as they are from either In-A-Tub, Taco Via or Jack in the Box. Sure these might not be considered authentic but Mi Ranchito showed us what authentic can do to you.
Thursday is our only hope for normalcy during the week but that isn't exactly safe either. Thursday is the official beginning to the dreaded question "what are you doing this weekend"...........
1. If you want federal dollars for art you must first paint a mural or make a statue of our emperor.
2. Obama has been helping pimps and whores for over 20 years.
3. You mean that Beer bellies aren't good for you..........
4. The racist bus attack on a white kid in Saint Louis was done by gang bangers. Nice.
5. Gay Vultures. Yes I said Gay Vultures.
6. Haitian police capture the jack ass that murdered his family.
7. Could Bill Clinton be the only voice of reason in the socialist party?
8. CNN could of come up with the 10 worst things to do on a lazy day. READ THIS DAMN list.
9. After all the crap that this chick has gone through THIS is what causes her to melt down???????
10. How can someone claim that a Gotti is a professional criminal?
Thursday is our only hope for normalcy during the week but that isn't exactly safe either. Thursday is the official beginning to the dreaded question "what are you doing this weekend"...........1. If you want federal dollars for art you must first paint a mural or make a statue of our emperor.
2. Obama has been helping pimps and whores for over 20 years.
3. You mean that Beer bellies aren't good for you..........
4. The racist bus attack on a white kid in Saint Louis was done by gang bangers. Nice.
5. Gay Vultures. Yes I said Gay Vultures.
6. Haitian police capture the jack ass that murdered his family.
7. Could Bill Clinton be the only voice of reason in the socialist party?
8. CNN could of come up with the 10 worst things to do on a lazy day. READ THIS DAMN list.
9. After all the crap that this chick has gone through THIS is what causes her to melt down???????
10. How can someone claim that a Gotti is a professional criminal?
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
Jennifer Love Hewitt puts a Bikini on in order to discuss healthy eating. Any chance of this becoming a monthly column?
BEGGERS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS
If you are living in a housing project FOR FREE in KCK don't complain about the stench. What did you expect? A nice view and the smell of roses? Just be glad you have a roof over your head you ungrateful bastards.
It's probably the smell of decomposing bodies
SICK BASTARDS
Remember the last scene in Braveheart? I want that type of S***!
1. Lawrence man rapes his 16 year old daughter for a month and takes photos of her on cell phone. Sick F'er
2. Trial date has been set for the sick bastard that raped his daughter and killed the kid that she had because of it.
3. The mother that allowed her TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER to get beaten and raped is being charged with murder.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Death, destruction and Mayhem. Those are the 3 constant ingredients in a Kansas City weekend.
JACKING FOR POSTS
There a few blogs out there jacking my posts and my style. Those of you doing this need to find your own damn style and get off my nuts.
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