Friday, November 13, 2009

"RELIGIOUS LEADERS" SPEAK OUT IN KCMO


THE WIRE - "KCMO IS FULL OF CULTURE & EXCITEMENT"

Some jack ass actually said that to me this week.  He then went on to tell me that crime in the city only exists in the East Side and he doesn't think it has an effect on the rest of the city.  I asked him where he lived and he said Brookside.........Enough said. 


1.  Teenagers in Blue Springs will have to deal with the fact that they live in a remote crap hole without the use of booze.  
2.  Murders have become such a part of our headlines in Kansas City that the thing that caught my eye in this story was that the two kids that found their mothered at home were going to take a TAXI to school.  Seriously?  A taxi?
3.  TO SERVE AND MOLEST - Jackson Counties finest.
4.  This is a stick up, everybody get face down.........
5.  14 year old girl gets in car with stranger..............  The parents of this kid need to be bitch slapped.
6.  Why in the hell would you rob a shoe store that sells $5 shoes.  Come on people, lets get with it.
7.  Awesome! If more robbers were getting shot by employees the world would be safer.

KIDS IN SPAIN ARE IDIOTS


Monday, November 09, 2009

QUICK HITS - Monday news sucks.

Top 10 stories in the news and not one mention of health care.  Trust me, this was hard to do.


1,  This is actually a pretty cool story. Italians found the missing Persian Army(50,000 troops) from 525 BC that was lost in a sandstorm.  It seems like the Persian army is always getting slaughtered some how(remember the highway of death).

2.  The rest of the world celebrated the fall of the Berlin Wall while our president skipped it to lay the foundation of a new wall in America.
3.  Obama plays politics with the safety of our troops and plans a compromise in the number of troops to send.  How many lives will this cost us?
4.  There is no stopping the death of the D.C. Sniper


5.  Jon Gosselins POS reputation will follow him forever. 


6.  The slaughter at Fort Hood had so many warning signs that one has to wonder why didn't anyone stop this madman.
7.  This is one of the saddest stories I have read in a couple of weeks.  This 2 year old girl could die if she cried. 
8.  Tequila, nuf said.
9.  Katt Williams turned thief. 
10.  Yet another cry of Wolf.  This time from the gov of NY.

WHOO KID WITH FAT JOE?


THE WIRE - LIVING IN HELL

You just knew that this weekend was going to be crazy because of the nice weather BUT THIS?  HOLY CRAP.  9 people shot in 3 days, a school that can't control its students, kidnappings, robberies and a shoot out with cops?  You can build the biggest performing arts center on this planet and it still wouldn't change the fact that your city is a crap hole.  



1. Nothing classes up an attempted murder like a Gold Escalade.  Way to blend in jackass.  Do our gangbangers have no common sense? 

2. Even Joe Clark would of gotten his ass kicked at Central High today.  Fights, ambulances, pepper spray all keys to getting a good quality education.


3. Central High fight continues on Prospect this evening.  3 chicks shot and 1 dude.  Keep it real East Side!


4.  Woman in minivan gets killed.  Guess where...............THE EAST SIDE.
5.  This story has it all.  Pimps, whores, johns, Independence Avenue, $40 whore and a robbery and car jacking.  AWESOME.

6. Midtown sucks too.  Man shot and in Critical condition.


7.  "CHECK YOURSELF FOOL" LMFAO.  This guy has watched too many movies.  
8.  It took this East Side resident 15 shots to hit this guy in the neck.  ROOKIE!
9.  This kidnapper jumped out of a moving car to try and escape. 
10.  Never question the parking of an East Side resident.  Ask this guy that got his ass kicked by a chick.
11.  Man escapes fire fight with cops.........East Side.

GET THE F OUT OF MY HOUSE


Can someone please tell me how this dude wears this crap and calls others...........

Sunday, November 08, 2009

MODERN WARFARE 2 - TEAM DEATH MATCH

SWIFT CLOWNS WEST ON SNL - RADIOPLANET.TV

SCREW YOU HUNT FAMILY


The only thing that this family can run is a cave storage business.  EVERYTHING else that these morons touch sucks and is 2nd class.  The Chiefs, Worlds of Fun, Oceans of Fun and even the Wizards are all minor league compared to what other major city's have in this country.  Please take all of your KC investments and get the hell out of our city you carpet bagging handicapped abusing bastards.