Tuesday, January 26, 2010

CAPITALISM BREAK

Due to Americas need for consumer spending I am making the ultimate sacrifice and heading to the beach for a business trip. 

Welfare recipients and other bums I am doing this for you.  The thought of someone living in the projects without the Ultimate package from the cable company makes me sick.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

ON POINT

KANSAS HAS AWARD WINNING MILF

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According to people magazine

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THE WIRE – JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

When violent crime is this bad in the freezing cold JUST IMAGINE how bad this summer is going to be.  drug-dealer-magnets

1.  Even legal drug dealers are carrying street cannons.  Also, what constitutes a suspicious package in KCK?, A paycheck envelope?

2.  Dead bodies are migrating south for the winter

3.  De’Vonta & Sequoya were arrested today for car wash jacking.  Those names are awesome. 

4.  This latest violent act in Blue Springs just shows that there is nowhere safe on the other side of the state line.

5.  You know we are in a recession when people are passing fake 20’s instead of hundreds.

6. Tracking dogs are being used to find McDonalds robbers in Shawnee.  Really?

7.  KCMO crook got run off by old woman in wheel chair.

8.  If you work on Prospect you should get combat pay.

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Miranda Kerr GQ

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A BIGGER DOUCHE BAG?

Why would someone have to disprove something that this douche bag says in a rant based on his feelings and emotions?  Keith Olberman and the 5 people that watch his show should be put on suicide watch.  Your chance at socialism just vanished.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

HEY KCMO……….

MobiusSuck

STAY LOSING

 

HIP HOP

I have been thinking about selling out to mainstream conservatism and removing hip hop from my blog.  What kind of example am I setting by posting videos of violence and sexism?  Was I becoming an enabler? 

Yesterday I received an email from someone that said that I was in fact an enabler and could be considered part of the problem.  I was told that I should find god and sing his praises as I discussed politics. It made me pause.  After much reflection and consulting with my spiritual advisors I finally came to a conclusion. 

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

MONDAY SITES TO CHECK OUT

Here are somviewaskew2e sites for you to check out when you get back from the Overland Park MLK parade. 

1.  Do you believe in Old Wives tales? If so check out this weird site.

2.  ZOHO – The web apps on this site are awesome

3.  THE VIEW ASKEW – If you are a fan of Kevin Smith this is a must have bookmark.

4.  PLAY SEGA – Great Site to play old Sega Classic Games.

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THE WIRE – BULLETS HAVE THAWED

Unfortunately I am seldom wrong about homicide predictions thanks to my formula. 

1. Two shot, One dead on the day that east side religious leaders are suppose to shine.

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2.  Sitting outside on your KCK porch near midnight is probably not a good idea.

3.  Robbing Pizza Huts in JOCO could be a new fad in 2010.

4. Car wash’s are never safe in the hood.

5.  Standoff in Parkville?

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WINTER STORM REFLECTIONS

 

1.  People spending $15 for a carwash and then driving through slush filled streets.tauntaun

2.  Smokers huddled outside in negative 10 temperatures

3.  The moron in his 4 wheel drive in a ditch after he passed you on the highway going 75.

4.  OCD home owners shoveling their drive way every hour.

5.  Morons that don’t let their car warm up enough to clear their windows causing them to drive while looking through a peephole sized clearing on their window.

6.  Stupid ass comments “Boy its cold out”, “Are you staying warm?”, “I better run to the grocery store”

7.  Backyards full of yellow snow thanks to rover.

8.  Homeless guy getting interviewed that says that he would rather sleep outside than go inside to a shelter

9.  Weather dudes/chicks predicting a record snow storm 10 days ago and us only getting 2 inches.

10.  Listening to office hens panic about driving home.

11.  Complaints about road crews not clearing the streets in front of East Side Crack houses.

12.  Road crew getting shot at once they do get to the streets in  front of the Crack house.

13.  Global warming douche bags claiming that this ice age like winter is part of global WARMING.

14.  Wet Socks

15.  People that do a half ass job of building a snowman.  If you aren’t going to do it right, please, stop. 

16.  Seeing grown men wearing mittens.  Yes Mittens! 

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