Monday, April 04, 2011

Almost Daily Link Blast

I did all the work, all that you have to do is click the freaking link. 


1.  10 types of women that every guy knows.  The Whore, The slut........
2.  I always thought the Slut Walk started in the Nick & Jakes parking lot and ended at the bar
3.  The 10 creepiest kids shows.
4.  10 animals that scare the crap out of you bastards.
5.  The 10 best time machines in movie history
6.  Sploshing - WTF
7.  Old ass man tries to have his way with Carrie Underwood.
8.  Psychotic Bitch can't handle lesbian artwork.
9.  The best chance for KCMO school grads to get a job.

The face of the Religious Right

I was asked who I thought was the leader of the religious right and this is the only person I could think of. It has to be John Lighgow from Footloose doesn't it?

Reverend Shaw Moore: If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality?

Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Japanese sex robot or Miley Sex Doll.  That will be the question going through the head of many a 40 year old living in their parents basement this Christmas. 

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Liberal jackass's

Some more examples of liberal douche baggery.

1.   Is it not racist to sue a city for being too white?  Douche bags.
2.  Citizenship is no longer a voting requirement in Colorado.  Next Stop, the rest of America.
3.  Obama will send troops to Libya to protect his Muslim brothers but doesn't give a crap about our Law enforcement officers getting death threats from Mexican drug cartels.
4.  Liberals say that Republicans will kill 70,000 kids
5.  YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE LONG before Jesse Jackson was able to figure out another way to try and be relevant again.  Have fun Wisconsin, he is all yours.

Vanness Hudgens Sex Movie ?

Vanessa Hudgens wants to start doing sex scenes?

Uncle Owen Action Figure

 
 
Awesome

Not So Daily Link Blast

Because I know how to use Google and you bastards don't.

1.  Lame morons embarrassing themselves tomorrow with bad jokes = YOU Top 10 April Fools Day pranks caught on video = them.
2. Victoria's Secret launches Swim Suit line - Yes there are pictures (lots and lots of pictures)
3.  122 of best PC Games in the past 22 years. How the hell is Mine Sweeper on that list?  Who the hell ever figured out how to play that damn thing?
4.  Remember the WOPR?  Top 10 computers in movie history.
5.  BreweryMap.COM- Could this be the app of the year?
6.   Born a Lard Ass?  132 lbs 3 year old
7.  Betty White hosting a punked show for old farts?  This could be must see TV
8.  KCK and KCMO residents won't notice this infestation - Stinkbug Invasion!  
9.  Bueller!
10.  As a kid I had a Dominique Wilkins poster next to the one I had of Bo Jackson.  Now the guy is getting his ass kicked by random fans in the street.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Not So Daily Link Blast

Enjoy today's installment you lazy non internet searching bastards.
1.  Take a look at what advertisements for Facebook, Twitter and Skype would look like in the 50's
2.  Great video find of Belfast in 1901
3.  I figure I better post this one now before we get to close to Easter.  15 awesome church signs.
4.  Brand new video of the Tsunami - Unreal
5.  The 40 oz. Archive - The greatest archive of malt liquor in the world.
6.  Retro Hand Held Game collection - Yes it is playable.
7.  This is a link that many of you need to follow - 300 blogger templates. You no longer have an excuse for having a crappy looking blog.
8.  Bookmark these sites today for your 2012 Olympic coverage.
9. Did Tiger Woods pick up his new girlfriend at Nick & Jakes?  You can find 100's of chicks that look like this there every week. 

Best Beer Can Ever

Public Enemy - Hazy Shade Of Criminal

Did ENTERCOM BOW DOWN?

One has to ask if 980 KMBZ bowed down to special interest groups aimed and bringing down conservative voices in America.  Did "Media Matters'" thugs get advertisers to pull out just as Entercom launched its new News Radio FM station?  The incompetence and spinelessness ( most of the local media knows this and openly discusses it) that exists at Entercom makes one speculate about their true motives.  



Thanks to XM and streaming audio we are no longer held hostage by local broadcasting and we can hit them where it hurts, their pockets.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Victorian Vision of Ogden’s “The Wire”

Almost Daily Link Blast

10 links to get you through the day until tomorrows Wire and weekend crime prediction.

1.  24 the movie is set for release next summer. 
2.. The 10 types of Facebook friends you have from High School.  The propagandist is my personal fav.
3.  The greatest Picture of Britney Spears in almost a decade.
4.  Pictures of Meth users are always good for a laugh.
5.  If only the world had Gus Johnson around to do give us the play by play of historical events.
6.  5 Signs that you are an Angry Birds addict.
7.  Just in time for opening day.  Best porn staches in sports.
8.  Odyssey Dawn sounds more like a Porn name than an military operation.  Pics of our Attack.
9.  8 of the craziest internet dating sites you will ever see.
10.  8 tracks, HD DVD's and 10 other Format War losers

185,000 Visitors - No sellout

I received an email awhile back saying that in order for me to get over 100k in visitors and be taken seriously as a conservative blogger that I would need to change my format.  These same douche bags said that they would remove links to my site from their news sites and not mention me in any posts unless I made a few changes to better represent our their movement. 

The suggestions from these political media "experts"
1.  No more rap music
2.  More focus on the burbs
3.  More religion
4.  Less women
5.  Stop linking to Tony's Kansas City.

Ummm yeah. 

185k in visitors and over 290k in page visits later....