SPRINT APP

When you run a Mobile phone company with crappy service the best thing to do is create an APP to even further limit your service.  FREAKING BRILLIANT. 

THE WIRE - FACES OF DEATH

I say faces of death but lets be honest, we will never see the faces of those killed violently in the metro.  That is unless it happens in Joco cus we be Snitchin 

1.  They say "man dressed as woman" robbed the bank in Mission.  I say he looks more like Kat Williams than a hood rat.
2.  South Central KC? When did this become LA?  Anyways, 2 fine upstanding citizens shot.
3.  Isn't getting shot at a KCMO school part of their vo-tech program?  Give this man an A+
4.  The one kid that attends school in KCK got hit by a car this morning.
5.  Is South Benton crappier than North, East or West Benton - 2 shot.
6.  Finally, the return of the knife.  Remember all the stabbings a few years ago?  Stabbed, KCMO
7.  The man that brought us Kyle James is going to bring back the city's violent crime commission.  Otherwise known as Kyle James babysitters.
8.  2 more people make the KCMO honor roll
9.  Willie Nixon is going after Kyle James title.
10.  KCMO rounds out the weekend with a nice triple play this afternoon. 3 shot

Spice 1 feat.E-40-D-Boyz Got Love For Me

THE WIRE - KCK makes its move

Who said that murderers, pimps, whores and dealers don't have civic pride?  The news is full of KCK residents that are sick and tired of playing 2nd to the Varsity squad in KCMO.  Where there is a will there is a way and these folks stepped up when nobody else would.

1.  Shooting someone in broad daylight takes some guts.  This just proves how badly KCK wants this.  Dead.  
2.  KCK firefighter didn't think it was wrong to molest preteen girls.
3.  Robbing a KCMO bank is like asking a homeless man for a quarter.
4.  20lbs of meth might be enough to make Oprah skinny.  KCK
5.  Only a JOCO pansy would surrender to cops over the phone.  Way to let us all down!
6.  When people in KCMO get shot they drive themselves to the hospital and remove the bullet themselves. JOCO guy cant even make it to the hospital before crashing his car.

Tony Yayo Feat. 50 Cent, Shawty Lo & Kidd Kidd - "Haters"

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because you need something to read while you are slacking at your job on Friday.

1.  10 places more dangerous than KCMO at 2am.

2.  20 Cardboard signs that kick ass.  If only our homeless had this much creativity.
3.   Doug Fluties daughter in all of her cheerleader greatness.
4.  Have you met Ashley Hobbs?
5.  The 8 greatest slides in the world.
6.  TV's evil twins from the 60's.  Anyone that grew up watching channel 41 in KC has seen all of these episodes at least 11 times.
7.  40 behind the scenes Star Wars photos that you probably haven't seen.
8.  Do we really need to know about Denny's secret menu items?  I don't even want to know what is on the regular menu...
9.  Lies about getting married (that you know were thought up by a woman)
10.  Maxim puts up its "contestants" for Hometown Hotties.
11.  Forbes Magazine thinks that Obama is doing a half assed job.
12.  Because when you think KY you think lesbian.....
13.  Chuck Norris takes on a Storm Trooper
14.  Megan Fox eats meat again.

15.  When you think Cruise Vacation, think North Korea.

Uncle Murda - Warning (Remix) (Feat. French Montana, Jadakiss, Styles P, Jim Jones, Vado & Cam'Ron)

AMISH GO KCMO

I have been saying it for years

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE AMISH 

THE WIRE - MORTICIANS WANTED

I started putting together the weekend ketchup tonight and couldn't believe the amount of violence there was this weekend.  OK, I could believe it... Also, who decided to start building an Ark with dead bodies?  Can we get back to single murders instead of murder by two's.

1.  Two KCMO residents decide to increase the Overland Park murder rate.
2.  Two shot in meth town.  Funny that the two cities that Truman nuked in Japan are in better shape than his own birthplace.
3.  East Side life expectancy declines once again. 2 dead.
4.  Religious pervs cause man to off himself.
5.  Worst Car Jacker EVER.
6. 10th and Waverly isn't exactly college and metcalf.  3 SHOT........KCK
7.  Do it yourself cremation in Missouri
8.  Nothing good happens at 230am in KCMO. Another shooting

Killa City - Kutt Calhoun

GOOD NEWS REPORT

Ok, who am I kidding.  This news blows. 

1.  Psycho bitch from Cali wants to rob America of trillions of dollars.  Because she knows what she is doing?

2.  Government run agency that is now irrelevant threatens to shut down this winter unless we give them more money to waste. 

3.  The government is set to "scare" us with swine flu again.  

4.  7 fresh corpses in the land of community activism.

5.  Israel predicts war but can they count on Obama?  Doubtful 

6.  The price of a life in LA has been reduced to the cost of headphones. 

7.  Women can now sue their husbands for lack of sex.  I guess that is one way of getting F'd. 

8.  Obama hates Israel

9.  Liberals prop up terrorists 

10.  The wealthiest elitist in the country

The Star Verifies What We Have All Suspected

People in Olathe and Gardner are dirty. 

Wise Words from Jack Burton

~ Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."~

KCMO We Love You

Soooooo, lets see what KCMO has been up to for the past 24 hours.  The Mayors son allegedly beat the crap out of a woman, the school board remains a cluster F*&K, another shooting in the East Side, dead cats kept in freezers and to top it all off a home invasion and kidnapping.  

Can you honestly say that you are proud to live in a city that has become the toilet of the Midwest?

US Open Time = Sharapova Time

Does anyone watch men's tennis?