Thursday, September 15, 2011
THE WIRE - Premeditated
Premeditated - characterized by fully conscious willful intent and a measure of forethought and planning
If only we could have Michael Buffer announce the start of the weekend in KC.
1. Sitting in your house in KCMO more often than not will cause an early death.
2. 21 counts for 7 robberies is overkill isn't it?
3. KCMO drug dealer has to give up over a million dollars in properties. Damn! Looks like crime payed for a bit. 43000 pills distributed.....
4. Yet another lock down for a metro school. This time it was due to matches...
5. You can rob banks in the Northland with a notepad.
6. Troost keeps it real with a quality drive-by shooting. 2 down.
7. Westport produces a corpse.
8. Dollar Generals seem to be a favorite of robbers
9. North JOCO continues its downward slide. Stabbing
10. Residents living in the east side MIGHT want to consider buying safes that can't be carried off by robbers. 4 people beat the F up and robbed.
11. Father of the year in Missouri, probably not if his daughter has anything to say about it.
If only we could have Michael Buffer announce the start of the weekend in KC.
2. 21 counts for 7 robberies is overkill isn't it?
3. KCMO drug dealer has to give up over a million dollars in properties. Damn! Looks like crime payed for a bit. 43000 pills distributed.....
4. Yet another lock down for a metro school. This time it was due to matches...
5. You can rob banks in the Northland with a notepad.
6. Troost keeps it real with a quality drive-by shooting. 2 down.
7. Westport produces a corpse.
8. Dollar Generals seem to be a favorite of robbers
9. North JOCO continues its downward slide. Stabbing
10. Residents living in the east side MIGHT want to consider buying safes that can't be carried off by robbers. 4 people beat the F up and robbed.
11. Father of the year in Missouri, probably not if his daughter has anything to say about it.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
ALMOST DAILY LINK BLAST
Because the internet is full of useless crap and we like to read it.
1. 10 abandoned resorts that look like something from The Day After
2. You can bitch all you want about your boss on FB and not get canned?
3. Man sues White Castle because he is a Fat F***
4. Ron Jaworski S***s himself on MNF broadcast
5. 7 things to bring to a bar. Notice Kyle James didn't make this list.
6. 10 Awesome Beer Gardens
7. Does Rihanna make a good lingerie model?
8. Some of you idiots still don't know how to tailgate right. Here is a simple guide that even you can follow.
9. Perfect video for those of you that live in the East Bottoms. - Luxury Living in a dumpster
10. Rest Easy, the DEA is all over Bath Salt abuse........
11. 13 Athletes killed in plane crashes
12. Ana Ivanovic - US Open
13. 10 people with crappy jobs
14. 18 TV roles that were played by someone else first
1. 10 abandoned resorts that look like something from The Day After
3. Man sues White Castle because he is a Fat F***
4. Ron Jaworski S***s himself on MNF broadcast
5. 7 things to bring to a bar. Notice Kyle James didn't make this list.
6. 10 Awesome Beer Gardens
7. Does Rihanna make a good lingerie model?
8. Some of you idiots still don't know how to tailgate right. Here is a simple guide that even you can follow.
9. Perfect video for those of you that live in the East Bottoms. - Luxury Living in a dumpster
10. Rest Easy, the DEA is all over Bath Salt abuse........
11. 13 Athletes killed in plane crashes
12. Ana Ivanovic - US Open
13. 10 people with crappy jobs
14. 18 TV roles that were played by someone else first
Monday, September 12, 2011
PATHETIC
SPRINT APP
When you run a Mobile phone company with crappy service the best thing to do is create an APP to even further limit your service. FREAKING BRILLIANT.
THE WIRE - FACES OF DEATH
I say faces of death but lets be honest, we will never see the faces of those killed violently in the metro. That is unless it happens in Joco cus we be Snitchin
1. They say "man dressed as woman" robbed the bank in Mission. I say he looks more like Kat Williams than a hood rat.
2. South Central KC? When did this become LA? Anyways, 2 fine upstanding citizens shot.
3. Isn't getting shot at a KCMO school part of their vo-tech program? Give this man an A+
4. The one kid that attends school in KCK got hit by a car this morning.
5. Is South Benton crappier than North, East or West Benton - 2 shot.
6. Finally, the return of the knife. Remember all the stabbings a few years ago? Stabbed, KCMO
7. The man that brought us Kyle James is going to bring back the city's violent crime commission. Otherwise known as Kyle James babysitters.
8. 2 more people make the KCMO honor roll
9. Willie Nixon is going after Kyle James title.
10. KCMO rounds out the weekend with a nice triple play this afternoon. 3 shot
2. South Central KC? When did this become LA? Anyways, 2 fine upstanding citizens shot.
3. Isn't getting shot at a KCMO school part of their vo-tech program? Give this man an A+
4. The one kid that attends school in KCK got hit by a car this morning.
5. Is South Benton crappier than North, East or West Benton - 2 shot.
6. Finally, the return of the knife. Remember all the stabbings a few years ago? Stabbed, KCMO
7. The man that brought us Kyle James is going to bring back the city's violent crime commission. Otherwise known as Kyle James babysitters.
8. 2 more people make the KCMO honor roll
9. Willie Nixon is going after Kyle James title.
10. KCMO rounds out the weekend with a nice triple play this afternoon. 3 shot
Thursday, September 08, 2011
THE WIRE - KCK makes its move
Who said that murderers, pimps, whores and dealers don't have civic pride? The news is full of KCK residents that are sick and tired of playing 2nd to the Varsity squad in KCMO. Where there is a will there is a way and these folks stepped up when nobody else would. 1. Shooting someone in broad daylight takes some guts. This just proves how badly KCK wants this. Dead.
2. KCK firefighter didn't think it was wrong to molest preteen girls.
3. Robbing a KCMO bank is like asking a homeless man for a quarter.
4. 20lbs of meth might be enough to make Oprah skinny. KCK
5. Only a JOCO pansy would surrender to cops over the phone. Way to let us all down!
6. When people in KCMO get shot they drive themselves to the hospital and remove the bullet themselves. JOCO guy cant even make it to the hospital before crashing his car.
Almost Daily Link Blast
1. 10 places more dangerous than KCMO at 2am.
3. Doug Fluties daughter in all of her cheerleader greatness.
4. Have you met Ashley Hobbs?
5. The 8 greatest slides in the world.
6. TV's evil twins from the 60's. Anyone that grew up watching channel 41 in KC has seen all of these episodes at least 11 times.
7. 40 behind the scenes Star Wars photos that you probably haven't seen.
8. Do we really need to know about Denny's secret menu items? I don't even want to know what is on the regular menu...
9. Lies about getting married (that you know were thought up by a woman)
10. Maxim puts up its "contestants" for Hometown Hotties.
11. Forbes Magazine thinks that Obama is doing a half assed job.
12. Because when you think KY you think lesbian.....
13. Chuck Norris takes on a Storm Trooper
14. Megan Fox eats meat again.
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