Friday, January 06, 2012

Missouri Home Additions

When keeping it real goes wrong

This morning Chris Merrill had one of the greatest callers in radio history.  She kept it real by using terms like "white devil", "youz a Pussy" and my personal favorite "say that shit down in the hood" along with the epic "your dick is small".
 
The hood should be proud to have this person defending them in such an articulate way.  Sly James says that there is a problem with the KCMO school district.  I call BS after hearing this woman call in. 

BUT lets face it, you don't have to me a small dicked white devil draped in a white sheet with a messed up grill to get shot or stabbed in KCMO.  KCMO is an equal opportunity city when it comes to murder and ass kicking.

  

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Murder Prediction for 2012

Despite the number of players that we lost to death and incarceration last year, I believe that the team will step up and still deliver.  The KC roster is still full of battle proven veterans that have been trained by the best in the business since birth.  When you combine that with the fact that the other team has a new head coach and a new defensive coordinator that likes to blitz instead of playing the traditional East of Troost Zone defense you can expect excitement.  

We are setting the OVER/UNDER AT 112.  Good luck metro residents and hopefully we will see you here in a year.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Almost Daily Link Blast - End of Year

We will be shutting down for the next week for the holidays so the link list is a little bit longer than usual.  There is something for everyone so enjoy.  

1. 1975 was a crappy year for Christmas Gifts
2.  Tom Brady's Mansion 
3.  Remember when Prime time TV had decent Christmas specials?  11 memorable episodes
4.  Vanessa Bryant Wins Big
5.  10 TV cameos that you aren't suppose to forget
6.  Need some expensive gift ideas?
7.  Dr. Seuss has a Rick Perry collection
8.  If you are like me you could careless about information regarding marbles.
9.  10 toys that will give you stress relief.
10.  11 Reindeer facts
11.  Have you been busted for having sex at a Sports Stadium?  These 11 people have.
12.  Fukishima is a wasteland
13.  There are at the least 9 different types of drunk people.
14.  Rachel Maddow in a string bikini.... Eww
15.  36 WORST ACTION FIGURES EVER
16. 12 BEST B MOVIES of Christmas
17.  Canned Pussy is coming to the United States. 
18.  The Common vs. Drake Beef is real
19.  Top 10 Internet Memes of 2011
20.  Top 79 Viral Videos of 2011
21.  CAUSE OF DEATH - Eating cocaine out of brothers ass
22.  Top 20 Boxed Wines - If you are the mother of a baby named Lisa, please do not open this link.
23.  10 best movie songs of 2011
24.  8 stages of pulling an all nighter
25.  What your favorite 80's band says about you.
26.  What is your Sleep Profile?
27.  50 things Men want but are afraid to ask for.
28.  The Best commercials of 2011
29.  13 places to get married that will make you crap your pants.
30.  What your toddler is thinking
31.  North Korea's Dark Side
32.  LEGOS Version of the 2011 Wrap up.
33.  Getting chased by the Blair Witch turned this chick into a drug dealer
34.  Redneck crimes typically involve attacking women with bowling balls.

Picture of the day Holiday Edition

Love this one

Monday, December 19, 2011

Headline of the Day! thnx Mo






Just when you thought a state had hit Rock Bottom.

Almost Daily Link Blast - Holiday Edition

Ho, Ho, Ho bitches

1.  Houses that have crappy holiday decorations.
2.  5 Best loyalty cards for holiday shopping 
3.  Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree pictures 
4.  Radio Shack use to kick ass at Christmas.  Now, not so much.
5.  Macy's will stay open for over 80 hours for the holidays.
6.  11 Christmas Songs that sucked so bad you probably didn't hear them
7.  10 Christmas Carol tidbits
8.  5 Christmas Party Don'ts
9.  Santa Skips Poor countries by choice (video)
10.  Guyism Gift Guide
11.  If you were a kid in the 90's this might of been your Christmas List
12.  11 Holidays to celebrate if you don't like Christmas

Duggar Family Values

The Irish Jersey Shore

The Real Housewives of South Boston - Christmas Special