Headline of the Day - Love Seat

"Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch

Human-furniture coupling was interrupted by off-duty officer"

Ummmm......was the couch consenting or was it a legitimate rape?

Picture of the Day

Chinese Aircraft Career looks like a toy

China gets first aircraft carrier amidst tensions with Japan - World News - IBNLive http://bit.ly/UDtBhr

I am sure that it will be recalled within a year  if it is like everything else that has been made in China

Got Grandchildren?

Well you might of if you lived in NYC but thanks to the school district you will never know. This post isn't about abortion, its about the government overreach that is occurring in the raising of our children.

That's right folks, the people that have banned tag and dodge ball because it is too dangerous and demeaning to kids are giving away abortion pills without you knowing.

Pretty cool right?  Instead of teaching responsibility they are saying

"go ahead and screw, we have you covered and the best part of it all is that your Mom and Dad will never find out.  We are the government and we know better.  Now after you throw away that unhealthy meal your parents made you go get yourself a free meal from the cafeteria and take 2 of these pills and get back out there!"

A message to the Overland Park Police Chief

Dear Chief,
First off let me clarify this email by stating that this is not directed to the officers that risk their lives everyday for us.  This is a question of leadership not a question of the quality of officers that you have working for you.

I know that you might have one of the easiest jobs in the country and that the most vital duty you have to the city is to generate revenue BUT do you think you might be able to start patrolling neighborhoods a little more?

This past weekend our subdivision was full of prowlers cutting through backyards, roaming the streets at late hours of the night etc... It is almost like they knew that there wouldn't be a single patrol car in the area and they had free reign of the area.

What this led to was a bunch of residents running would be criminals out of their neighborhoods and tracking down fence jumpers in their vehicles.  Is this really what we have come to in South Overland Park?  Do we need to form "neighborhood watches" (cus we all know how well that worked out in Florida)?

Sure traffic tickets, pathetic DUI  checkpoints, massage parlor "stakeouts" and the crackdown of weed generate a lot more revenue and headlines for you and make it more likely that you will remain chief but could you throw us just this bone and let us sleep in piece?

The 74% can kiss my ass

I have spent the past few days reading through census reports, tax rates, social engineering tax breaks etc.. so that I could better understand the whole 47% debate that Romney started and come to a simple, well thought out conclusion.  Well, with the exception of veterans and the seriously handicapped, the rest of them can kiss my ass.

Oh, don't worry, the other 47% is thinking that 53% of us can kiss their ass too.  Hell inside of the 53% that I belong to I want 27% of those people to kiss my ass.  

So basically what I am trying to say is that I could care less what 74% of you idiots think and I wish that you would simply mind your own business on all affairs and let me keep my freaking money.  

This percentage shouldn't be shocking to anyone because when you add up liberals and religious soldiers you are left with about 26% of the country that actually have some sort of common sense and live by the constitution and not by the marching orders of religion or their iconic hero's.

KCMO Fails again - Blunt Wrappers??

The latest step taken by the idiots in KCMO to fight drugs might be one of the dumbest ideas yet.  

KCMO officials believe that BLUNT WRAPPERS are key to drug use among "minors".  By putting paper behind the counter they seriously think that they are going to prevent marijuana use.  

I hate to point out the obvious here BUUUUUUUUT don't you think that the people buying an illegal substance MIGHT be able to get LEGAL blunt wrappers?  

Are they going to fight underage drinking by putting Solo Cups behind the counter too??

Douchebags. 

Headline of the Day - Not so Deep Impact

Researchers also say air pollution has also been shown to “negatively impact penis size.” http://cbsloc.al/PsUhgq

and yet most porn is made in California

Douchebaggery - Prairie Village Style

The recent actions against Mike Babick and his Christmas display by the Prairie Village city council  could go down as one of the biggest douche bag elitist moves in the history of the city.  Let's face it, that is hard to do in a city where people bitch about the invasion of BBQ smell in their backyard, the sound of kids playing catch and home to a school that once confused the Mercedes sign for the Peace sign.

For over 30 years now people have been bringing their families to see this awesome display of Christmas past and due to the sniffling and crying of a few people that is all going to come to an end.  I read in that story that the noise, littering, traffic were all to blame but anyone that has been there can tell you that traffic is congested but organized, the noise is low and I have never seen littering going on out there.  Did someone 15 years ago drop a gum wrapper?  Probably but other than that I have never seen a litter problem.

Prairie Village is a joke with a bunch of whiners as residents and a street full of pretentious jack ass's.

I say put the freaking thing up again this year but have Santa pissing on a sign saying  "welcome to perfect village".

Feel free to contact them and tell them how you feel.

Also be sure to check out their group photo.  Have you ever scene a group more in need of a laxative than these uptight pricks?

Ward I Ashley WeaverDale Warman	Ward II Steve NollRuth Hopkins
Ward III Michael KellyAndrew Wang	Ward IV Laura WassmerBrooke Morehead
Ward V David MorrisonCharles Clark	Ward VI David BelzTed Odell

Northeast Creativity is Lacking

Classes canceled at Northeast High School after threat - KansasCity.com http://bit.ly/VcTpip

We don't want kids that have to duck and dodge grenades, assault weapons, pistols, needles and hookers to have to deal with a bomb threat (that of course turns out to be a prank).  

Communist Kansas Fails........again

I first started talking about this a few weeks ago when I saw the scores for Shawnee Mission North & West.  This isn't just a blip on the radar people, this failure is a growing trend in this state and it will only continue to get worst as long as our school finance system remains the same as it is.

It is time to rid ourselves of the ridiculous formulas and rationalization behind this failed funding system and return to more local control of our money.  This communist redistribution of school financing is yet another black eye on a state full of backward thinking hillbilly's.  

Enjoy your most recent failures NEA, Politicians etc....

Hickman Mills Scholars.....

State gives Hickman Mills Schools provisional accreditation only | Local News - KMBC Home http://bit.ly/RoTxwR

Another victim of White Flight has emerged from the other side of the border.  

It's a sad story when you think about it because my in-laws all went there in the 80's and 90's and said that it use to be a nice district.  Then again if all that you have never eaten anything other than McDonalds you might think that it was good food....

Almost Daily Link Blast

12 links that don't suck

1.  Our unemployed, food stamp using population excels at one thing.  Downloading illegal content.
2.  Our favorite radio personality asks "Why can't we make fun of Muslims" - @voiceofmerrill
3.  Urban Living Room?  
4.  11 important things to know about living in Boston.
5.  10 commandments of air travel.  #1 is by far the most important.
6.  4 ways to fight laziness besides leaving the Democratic Party.
7.  Shop now for the Ron Swanson look
8.  Holograms on your Iphone 5?
9.  How many bible thumpers have had premarital sex and will end up in hell?  A Lot lol.
10.  Next time you kiss your wife you MIGHT want to read what her cosmetics are made out of.  Chances of her being covered in whale poop, road kill or foreskins from an infant are high.
11.  How to tell your significant other that she is brutal in bed.
12.  The 10 cheapest cities in America.

KC STAR writers will work for food

Be prepared to see that sign popping up all over town as newspapers continue to sink into oblivion.  How long before the city rids itself of another wannabe media elite like Yael alphabetsoupka?  It would be fitting to see a man that hates capitalism as much as he does lose his job to capitalism.

Gang Writing Spreading through Olathe

Today on my #olathe  Instagram feed I ran across this post and picture (not the above pic duh)from a concerned resident of the city.  I have been trying to bring some attention to the growing gang problem in Olathe but nobody seems to want to pay attention.