JOPLIN, MO IS NO JOKE

I recently passed through Joplin, Mo and couldn't believe what a crap hole it was. Anyways, the WT kids in that town have no respect for their elders. Don't believe me? Read this story. No description was given of the kid but chances are that he was wearing a wife beater, pleather cowboy boots, mullet and a Union Jack Tattoo on his left arm.

KATIE HORNER JUST CAN'T RESIST!

Right now she is on the air telling people to duck and cover in Trenton, Mo. Where the hell is Trenton, Missouri you ask? 94 Miles from KCMO and 106 miles from Gods Country. This is a freaking joke. I just flipped through all of the other stations and she is the only one covering this. Isn't there a station in St. Joe or southern Iowa that would be better suited to cover this.

What a freaking drama queen.
Update: Lezak & Busby just jumped on the bandwagon...

Updated update: Chicago can expect rain....

NAACP STRIKES AGAIN - Black animals must now suffer

This story is truly hilarious. It appears that the NAACP had nothing better to do with its time and resources than to target an animal shelter..... Yes an animal shelter. No this shelter wasn't enslaving black animals or refusing admission of black animals into it establishment. The Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter was simply trying to promote the adoption of black animals. They even came up with a catchy slogan "Black is beautiful" and were planning on cutting the adoption fees of black animals due to the lack of black animals being adopted.

Well the NAACP decided that this slogan and program were tasteless due to the date that it was suppose to take place, June 19th. June 19th is the celebration of the freeing of the slaves and the NAACP decided that this was some sort of racist attack by people simply wanting to get some animals adopted.

What is hilarious about this is that black people and now animals are being screwed by Race Baiting politics and policies of the NAACP. These animals if not adopted will be killed. Way to go NAACP! I can't wait for them to say that black animals should only be adopted by black families.

AMERICAN leauge PSYCHO

Last night Milton Bradley (who the Royals tried to trade for last year) lost his temper again. This time his target was not an umpire or another player but Ryan Lefebvre the TV play by play man for the Royals. How he heard the comments that were made on TV about the game he was playing in is beyond me but this guy needs to be disciplined.

While the NFL is taking dramatic steps to clean up its image what exactly has MLB done?

David Wysong - Please leave the Republican Party

Today I stumbled upon a link to a story dealing with a state wide smoking ban in Kansas and couldn't believe who wrote it. I am use to reading stories dealing with people wanting to take away your personal freedoms but they are usually from liberal wackos, not this time. It was a Republican.

I had to do a google search in order to find out who in fact David Wysong was and it turns out that he is a a REPUBLICAN State senator for Kansas(mission hills district). Does our party need people like this representing us? How does the Republican party continue to let leftist socialist enter its ranks? If Wysong wants to be a state senator, fine but let him run as a democrat or an independent.

This guy is letting a personal loss in his family effect his legislating ability.

QUICK HITS

1. Robbery is yet another job skill that KC homeless lack.

2. Is a tax increase on gas in the future for Missouri residents?

3. JOCO churches are flush in cash so it is no surprise that local burglars have started targeting them.

4. Is working at a Water Park a job that Americans wont do?

5. This town HAD a ban on Bikinis at the public pool? Kanab City Utah might be the most backward ass city in the United States ("natural-family resolution")

6. PETA is going to be pissed when they hear about the chicken genocide in Hong Kong.

7. Hillary Clinton is thanking god this morning that she isn't in Zimbabwe.

8. Awesome! 220lb 7 year old kid......

QUICK HITS - BUT NOT MINE

Due to the lateness in my updates I am going to point you in the direction of 7 local blogs. While I do not agree with all/most/some/any of there takes on issues, they are still must reads.

1. NICK SLOAN - For a KCK perspective

2. TONY - For an antiBURB perspective

3. DEE - For a conservative perspective

4. CRIME SCENE KC...The only guy in town that tracks crime better than me.

5. KC BEER BLOG - If beer is served there then they have it covered.

6. RDM - Good read.

7. The Kansas Citian - Conservative views