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QUICK HITS

The Top Ten Stories that Jocoians under the protection of SOB MAN should be reading today. Those of you that have Omega Man as your crime fighting buddy, please read these links when the bullets stop flying or you are in the waiting room at the hospital.

1. The Chinese arent big fans of the new Guns & Roses album. This confirms my theory that they were the one behind the delay of its release. It also leads me to believe that Tupac is being held captive in a Chinese Prison camp.

2. You might be a dumb ass if you get shot by a freaking dog.
3. Astronauts will soon drink their own piss. Is this really the best we can do for them? And why don't we have urine to booze machines set up in KCMO homeless camps? It could cut down on the begging.

4. KCK criminals are too ignorant to make "THE WIRE" section of this blog. The latest example involves a KCK school product robbign a Verizon store of fake Cell Phones. NICE ONE JUNIOR!

5. New Orleans continues to be a haven for the most violent criminals in America. This is the city where KCMO/KCK killlers with potential go to join the big leauges.

6. Now that the election is over Obama doesn't have to pretend to be religious.

7. Canada likes fat people.

8. You are never to young to learn the proper way of using a pencil.

9. While hard working Americans across the country are battling a recession ELITIST LEFTIST actors are setting up a Strike.

10. Kidney Stone surgery leads to getting hands and feet amputated.

THANK YOU KANSAS STATE

I would like to take a moment to thank the smart people out in Manhattan, Ks for bringing back Snyder. I was truly worried that Kansas State might go out and grab a big name coach with a lot of upside to turn their program around.

The hiring of Snyder ensures that the Purple Towel waving hillbillies to the West will remain losing.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

I would like to thank the local crime community for keeping up their good work even though the temps continue to fall.

1. The one thing that Quick Trip doesn't offer is treatment for gunshot wounds (as this poor bastard found out). Considering this stores location they ought to consider opening up a treatment center next to the Rooster Booster stand.

2. KCMO arsonist take advantage of sinking gas prices.

3. Murder in South KC Housing projects errrrrrrrrrrr Apartment Complex

4. "POP, POP, POP" is NOT the sound of a breakfast cereal on Paseo.

As you will notice SOB MAN was busy protecting JOCO and preventing the county under his protection from making the list. Can the same be said about other local "super hero crime fighters".

JINGLE BOMBS

If it isn't too early for Christmas music on the radio then it isn't too early for Jingle Bombs on the Blog

SOB MAN IS ON IT

Today in Olathe we had yet another instance of White on White Crime. SOB MAN NEEDS YOUR HELP. If you have any information in regards to the attempted abduction of a female meter reader in Olathe please send me an email. At that time I will call a press conference and claim that I "fought" crime.