1 little, 2 little, 3 little liberals

Liberals have struck again!

It is now RACIST to sing the "10little indian boy" song.

PLEASE READ THIS

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THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS A MILLION DOLLAR BILL. CHANCES ARE IF YOU HAVE ONE, YOU ARE A CROOK. IF YOU TRY TO USE ONE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
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YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED WEB SURFING

RECENT OBSERVATIONS

1. Booze seems to be the only way to get through holidays for some people. While picking up A SINGLE bottle of wine this weekend I couldn't help notice the amount of beer and booze being picked up by men 35-65. I asked the guy in front of me in line what all the beer was for and he said that half of it was for his family and the other half was for him to deal with his family.

2. There should be a rule against canned or jarred food being used at Thanksgiving. My Sister in law asked for canned cranberries instead of the homemade ones that my Brother in law made last Thursday. I had never heard of anyone wanting something canned over fresh until that moment.

3. Johnson County will never have severe weather again. Since moving back into town 5 years ago I have watched every T-Storm and Snow Storm go North/South of our county. Do we have some sorta bubble over us? Nothing ruins living in the midwest more than lack of storms. Then again we do have Katie Horner around to make a sprinkle or snow flake into the storm of the century.

4. The only thing clients hate losing at more than golf is Halo. Today one of my clients decided that we would swing by his house after lunch to drop off some leftovers for his wife. When we walked in he threw the food to his wife and an xbox controller at me and said 1 game. Well 1 game turned into 3 and 3 to 5 and he still hadn't beaten me. I told him that we should prob get him back to his office and he said "not until I beat you". If he didn't get an email about a meeting I am sure that we would still be there with him winless.

5. Some people should not be allowed to hang Christmas lights. While the city is full of homes with great displays there are others that are absolutely terrible. The absolute worst are the lights that look like icicles hanging from the gutter(with nothing else).

6. Wanna be fans: This past Saturdays game brought out a hoard of wanna be fans that suddenly cared about college football. These people were the main smack talkers last week yet their knowledge for the team, players, history etc... was nil. I had an MU "fan" tell me that there was no way that Jayhawks would win, so I asked him which match ups favored MU and there was no response. I am sure that there were plenty of KU "fans" out there as well that had no clue about the game but since it was the big thing last week they didn't want to feel left out.

7. If I am going to live in this crime, why here and not a Big City? The reason people live here and think it is a great place to raise kids is because of the low crime and low cost of living. Well with the crime wave that seems to be spreading in the Metro why stay? If it was my decision alone I would not be in this city and would live either in the country or a Major city. This area has no culture, history, winning sports teams etc... it feels like we are all just going through the motions here.

8. Why are people so interested in the lives of celebrities? Celeb blogs, "news programs", magazines etc... all talking about how these people have ran a stop sign, got drunk, had marriage problems etc... I am pretty sure that the same stuff is happening either in your house or your neighborhood, yet if a WT singer like Britney Spears does it people think it is news worthy. Generally the people that pay the most attention to crap like this have even more problems than the celebs but will be ultra critical of them. I am not talking about the casual observer here. I am talking about the person that this stuff is more important than actual news.

9. The War on Christmas is a joke. If you are a Democrat/Liberal you should be ashamed of what your party has done to the Christmas season. It is a sad day when you can't have Christmas trees, lights, wreaths, carolers etc... because it might hurt ONE PERSONS FEELINGS or ONE GROUPS. The blame all goes to the liberals in America, nobody else, just them. Your liberal school districts, your special interest groups, your ACLU are all trying to make this country into some blank slate where nobody can say or do anything. Next time you decide to cry about what Christmas has become look at your voter registration card and see which party you belong to before you bring it up.

KU FOOTBALL TEAM RECIEVES HONORS

The Big 12 announced its awards today for the 2007 season and the Jayhawks were well represented.

Big 12 coach of the year: Mark Mangino
AP coach of the year: Mark Mangino
Big 12 Special Teams: Marcus Herford
Big 12 D Lineman of the year: James McClinton

First Team Big 12 Honors
1. Anthony Collins OL
2. James McClinton DL
3. Joe Mortensen LB
4. Aqib Talib CB

QUICK HITS

1. UPDATE: Tree Man is cured! This guy might be the most hideous living object ever. The link provided will take you to photos, enjoy, after you eat.
2. California has gone Ecco crazy. I don't care how much you treat it there is no way I would drink this water. I drank enough Natural Light growing up.
3. Man kills Girlfriend in Houston mall that works at lingerie store.
4. Gatorade inventor, dead. Let's just hope it wasn't dehydration.
5. Streisand (why she is famous I have no clue) throws her support to Hillary. This is shocking, what's next? Lesbians backing her?
6. The United Nations wants to dip back into our pockets but this time it is to help the poor countries tackle GLOBAL WARMING! ARE THESE PEOPLE NUTS????? The United Nations needs to go away. It is no wonder that the United States is the only Super Power left, just look at the "leaders" of these other nations. 86 BILLION DOLLARS
7. It appears that the leader of the red cross was ringing the wrong bells.

PERFECT CHANCE FOR KCK TO ADD VALUE

To the local community. KCK has a chance to become more than just the west village. I couldn't think of a better place for JOCO and KCMO to rid themselves of there garbage. Just as long as I don't have to see it on my way to the race track development (or JOCO NW as I like to call it).

My proposed site would run between 5th and 27th street between Parallel and Quindero. It would be close to an EPA office and right along side the Fairfax Industrial area. This is a no brainer.

ZOGBY POLL CONFIRMS

What I have been saying all along, Hillary is unelectable. The tide has turned on poor Hill and she is loosing support faster than spandex on Rosie O'Donnell.

She might not even get her parties nomination. The fall of this arrogant woman/family is/has been fun to watch. Imagine the tantrum that she will throw. How long do you think she will stay married to Bubba if she loses?

QUICK HITS

1. One more thing has become unsafe in KCK, going to church. At least the criminal gets points for originality. If ever there was any doubt that this guy was going to hell it has been eliminated. #22 in the nation and rising!
2. Criminals in JOCO could take a tip from the professional criminals in KCK. Who still robs liquor stores? This is the most unoriginal crime of the week. It is clear that the criminals in JOCO still have a lot to learn from their peers in KCK & KCMO.
3. KCK Educator enlightens us all to his journey down the scenic Parallel Parkway. He blames boredom on the assault and mugging that he encountered. BOREDOM! When was the last time you brought up mugging someone because you were bored? This guy is a TEACHER in that district. Hey jackass how about putting the blame where it belongs.
4. Cops & Donuts team up? What an unlikely combination.

PARENT OF THE YEAR IS PICKING UP STEAM

The race for PARENT OF THE YEAR is heating up and some new contestants are looking to make a late push for the award. As you can see (below) the creative ways to murder, assault and harm their children.

1. Houston couple kill child(baby Grace) and stuff her in a plastic storage bin.
2. Detroit couple BBQ one child and hide corpse in attic and abuse the other one.

POLL RESULTS - BIGGER KU RIVAL

MU BY A LANDSLIDE: 48 VOTES FOR MU. 6 VOTES FOR K STATE.

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN

For those of you that question some of the posts on this blog let me validate yet another projection that I have made. I just came across this story in which a woman aborted her child to SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT.

As you will recall I said that Environmental Idiots would start killing themselves to save the environment. This woman however decided that she was worth sparing and killed someone else.

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF KU

Why would you want to root for MU to win on Saturday? Do not believe the talk about us needing MU to win in order for KU to go to a BCS BOWL, it is false. There are plenty of scenarios that could play out in order for KU to still make it to a Fiesta Bowl.

Cheering for your rival to win the National Title or even the Big 12 title doesn't make any sense at all.